Mar. 26th, 2014

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I GOT A BOX LOT OF OLD URBAN DECAY NAIL POLISH ON EBAY. THE PRICE WAS INSANE BUT RIGHT NOW I’M DOING THIS KIND OF ASPHALT BASE COAT WITH BRUISE SPONGED ON THE TIPS AND IT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

WHAT DID YOU SAY, HONEY?

NOTHING, JEFF. I’M ON MY BLUETOOTH! SHELLY, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO HAVE TO HOLD THE CORDLESS IN THE CROOK OF OUR SHOULDER THE ENTIRE TIME OUR NAILS WERE DRYING? I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, HOW DID WE LIVE?

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I’M JUST ASKING BECAUSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND! IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE USING THE WORD FEELS WHEN YOU MEAN TO SAY FEELINGS!

I AM! THAT’S WHAT I DO NOW! AND I’M HAVING A TON OF NEGATIVE FEELS ABOUT YOUR TONE POLICING MY EXPRESSIONS! ONLY MEMBERS OF MY HEADCANON CAN DO THAT!

YOUR WHAT? WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING?

STUFF IT, DOUCHETWINKLE! YOU’RE JUST TOO OLD TO UNDERSTAND THAT FEELS ARE A CRYPTOCURRENCY THAT CAN BE REDEEMED FOR SOCIAL ACCEPTANCE WITHIN FANDOMS! LIKE BITCOIN FOR YOUR HEART!

TOO OLD? WE’RE THE EXACT SAME AGE! AND WHAT THE HELL IS A FANDOM? 

YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

I NEVER SAID I WAS!

#Penelope and Sam move in different tumblr circles.

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sebbystan:

the selfie generation; songs for the 90s bitches, the young volcanoes, and anyone who’s feeling 22 — because when “the greatest generation” started shitting all over us, we wrote love songs to ourselves ♥ {listen}

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#Finnick Odair is that like that one character in every anime who always appears with sparkles round his face #and who flirts with all the blushing girls and makes them go ‘eeehhhhh!’ #and you think he’s just a sexy comic relief character #until suddenly one episode it’s like BAM BACKSTORY #and it turns out he was forced to murder for entertainment #and his family was killed horribly #and he can never be with the woman he loves #and he’s being forced to have sex with half the Capitol #and that’s why he acts all provocative all the time #and suddenly the sparkles are gone and you stare at this character with tears streaming down your face #and you whisper ‘Finnick-sama’ as the wind tosses the tendrils of your hair.

Definitely one of my favorite Finnick scenes. Which, considering I adored Finnick from the word go, is saying something.

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set-your-spirits-f-r-e-e:

my teacher just said van gogh was the 19th century version of instagram

“hay guise trimmed ma beard lol”

“omg guise just tidied ma room”

“omg guise look at dis view, no filter xoxox”

“chilling in da club”

“NEW SHOES OMG”

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cabronaenojada:

Consent is

I didn’t write this, but you all need to read this 

hey because it’s relevant. 

I think I’m going to start sobbing, but I can’t because my friend’s sleeping on the floor next to me. So just.

Remember

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