Apr. 22nd, 2014

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Turning Tricks - a poem by mkp, with only occasional misspeakings

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Turning Tricks - a poem by mkp, with only occasional misspeakings

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inheritance - a poem by mkp

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Hemingway

Apr. 22nd, 2014 12:13 am
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Hemingway highlights long, complex sentences and common errors; if you see a yellow highlight, shorten the sentence or split it. If you see a red highlight, your sentence is so dense and complicated that your readers will get lost trying to follow its meandering, splitting logic — try editing this sentence to remove the red.

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ahahahaha you all are getting spammed with my poetry and i have no regrets because i haven’t written any poems in ages and no one ever seems to want them when i submit them places and i am proud of some of these damnit <3

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likearumchocolatesouffle replied to your audio post:inheritance - a poem by mkp

The part about “The world is about to end” / “I fucked up again” is excellent!

oh man, that’s one of my favorite lines, ngl, so i’m glad you liked it :)

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Recite a poem.

Read the first page to one of your favorite books.

Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.

Do a tongue-twister.

Say something in a different language. 

Share an anecdote.

Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?

Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.

Favorite villain?

Favorite hero?

Favorite Movie?

Favorite Musical?

Favorite TV show?

Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.

Tell a joke. 

What is your favorite exercise?

What is your least favorite exercise?

Favorite food?

Least favorite food?

Talk about something that really scares you.

Talk about something that makes you happy.

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What sound or noise do you love?

What sound or noise do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

Your choice! Anything you want me to answer/say.

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update:

Apr. 22nd, 2014 02:17 am
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figured out what sekrit ingredient my not-delicious homemade smoothies were missing:

sugar.

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likearumchocolatesouffle replied to your post:update:

Hehehe that seems pretty important! I’m glad you figured it out!

i mean i figured fruit is sweet, right??? why would they add sugar??? but adding a splenda packet made the smoothie a+++ delicious would drink again

so clearly that’s what they do >.<

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likearumchocolatesouffle replied to your post:..what kidnappy thingy?

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING

I KNOW

the whole THING is amazing and i am super excited to have finally stopped my dithering and bought my ticket (full monty say whaaaaaaaaaaat) even though i am super scared of…

You might as well sign up to be a kidnapper. Even if you don’t match anybody, you still get to look at the sexy forms and don’t really lose anything. That was basically my rationale.

That’s true! I feel kind of bad doing so tho because I’d be so useless for people probably and even if i was a match for someone i might well not be able to do it when the time came (altho i guess at least the kidnappERs know ahead of time when they’re going to do it, which. more than anything else, that’s why i don’t know if i could ever be a kidnappee. there’s a really good chance i’d end up having a meltdown before anything happened just because i wasn’t expecting it.)

I can’t totally speak to the surprise part; I got kidnapped on like the first full day, before I really ever let my guard down. Soft takedown might help? Or at least definitely let them no to be sensitive and/or make sure that somebody you trust would be involved. I’m sure RS would love to be part of yours. :)

I mean, I can get freaked out just by people showing up when I’m not expecting them to? and my antisocial moods are not like, rare things, so on the whole it seems like it’d be super hard to plan for. but it might be fun~ i just don’t knowwwwwwww
i mean i guess i could even sign up to get kidnapped along with mister bear and get tied up and read to and cuddled altho i’m not sure if at that point kidnapping is actually a good word for it :P

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likearumchocolatesouffle replied to your post:..what kidnappy thingy?

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING

I KNOW

the whole THING is amazing and i am super excited to have finally stopped my dithering and bought my ticket (full monty say whaaaaaaaaaaat) even though i am super scared of…

You might as well sign up to be a kidnapper. Even if you don’t match anybody, you still get to look at the sexy forms and don’t really lose anything. That was basically my rationale.

That’s true! I feel kind of bad doing so tho because I’d be so useless for people probably and even if i was a match for someone i might well not be able to do it when the time came (altho i guess at least the kidnappERs know ahead of time when they’re going to do it, which. more than anything else, that’s why i don’t know if i could ever be a kidnappee. there’s a really good chance i’d end up having a meltdown before anything happened just because i wasn’t expecting it.)

I can’t totally speak to the surprise part; I got kidnapped on like the first full day, before I really ever let my guard down. Soft takedown might help? Or at least definitely let them no to be sensitive and/or make sure that somebody you trust would be involved. I’m sure RS would love to be part of yours. :)

you know what would be an awesome kidnapping? like, a joint-kidnapping, where one person is kidnapped and is the toy and the other person is kidnapped and made to play with the toy.
uh. yeah. my kinks, let me show you them?

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queersirensong replied to your post:also i am currently in the middle of dealing with…

…excuse me?

He’s like “I’m attracted to women and people who identify as women” and started into a bunch of crap about not liking people for their genitalia, and I was like, “Bro that just means you’re a straight dude who isn’t an asshole.” 

…Guess what we call “people who identify as women”?

Women. We call them women. There is no distinction between “women” and “people who identify as women”; that is the same group of people.

He seems to mean on the one hand either “cis women” or “all the people with vaginas (who i automatically call women)” and then on the other hand “all those other people who say they’re women (but I’m leery about them)”…which pretty much just makes him an awful ally who needs to learn more things before he keeps talking about this. What a poop. Now I’m sad.

i mean, i have specifically said things like “willing to room with any female-identified person” but that’s because people often do make a distinction between cis and trans women and i wanted to be clear.
…actually come to think of it i think i usually said something more like “willing to room with anyone who does NOT identify as male”

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likearumchocolatesouffle replied to your post:..what kidnappy thingy?

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING

I KNOW

the whole THING is amazing and i am super excited to have finally stopped my dithering and bought my ticket (full monty say whaaaaaaaaaaat) even though i am super scared of…

You might as well sign up to be a kidnapper. Even if you don’t match anybody, you still get to look at the sexy forms and don’t really lose anything. That was basically my rationale.

That’s true! I feel kind of bad doing so tho because I’d be so useless for people probably and even if i was a match for someone i might well not be able to do it when the time came (altho i guess at least the kidnappERs know ahead of time when they’re going to do it, which. more than anything else, that’s why i don’t know if i could ever be a kidnappee. there’s a really good chance i’d end up having a meltdown before anything happened just because i wasn’t expecting it.)

I can’t totally speak to the surprise part; I got kidnapped on like the first full day, before I really ever let my guard down. Soft takedown might help? Or at least definitely let them no to be sensitive and/or make sure that somebody you trust would be involved. I’m sure RS would love to be part of yours. :)

you know what would be an awesome kidnapping? like, a joint-kidnapping, where one person is kidnapped and is the toy and the other person is kidnapped and made to play with the toy.
uh. yeah. my kinks, let me show you them?

I actually put something a little like that on my kidnapper form. Like I could be in a team with a big who was showing me how to play with the toy or making me do it, or giving it to me as a present. I hope I get to.

perfect gif is perfect. xD
i did fill out a kidnapper form! i don’t know if they’ll be able to use me and if i’d be able to actually follow through even if they did match me (i made sure to say to not make me be important because NO i do not want to screw up someone’s scene because i overestimated my capabilities).
i think kidnapping for me is something that will have to stay a fantasy, because honestly even the thought of surprise!bondage and cuddles makes me suspicious of an imminent meltdown.
i just really really r e a l l y do not deal well with surprise changes in my activities. (says the person who once had a complete meltdown in elementary school when they moved the seats for testing. :P )

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camp CHAT more like camp SILENT, amirite?

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“I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess”
- Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)
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likearumchocolatesouffle replied to your post:..what kidnappy thingy?

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING

I KNOW

the whole THING is amazing and i am super excited to have finally stopped my dithering and bought my ticket (full monty say whaaaaaaaaaaat) even though i am super scared of…

You might as well sign up to be a kidnapper. Even if you don’t match anybody, you still get to look at the sexy forms and don’t really lose anything. That was basically my rationale.

That’s true! I feel kind of bad doing so tho because I’d be so useless for people probably and even if i was a match for someone i might well not be able to do it when the time came (altho i guess at least the kidnappERs know ahead of time when they’re going to do it, which. more than anything else, that’s why i don’t know if i could ever be a kidnappee. there’s a really good chance i’d end up having a meltdown before anything happened just because i wasn’t expecting it.)

I can’t totally speak to the surprise part; I got kidnapped on like the first full day, before I really ever let my guard down. Soft takedown might help? Or at least definitely let them no to be sensitive and/or make sure that somebody you trust would be involved. I’m sure RS would love to be part of yours. :)

you know what would be an awesome kidnapping? like, a joint-kidnapping, where one person is kidnapped and is the toy and the other person is kidnapped and made to play with the toy.
uh. yeah. my kinks, let me show you them?

I actually put something a little like that on my kidnapper form. Like I could be in a team with a big who was showing me how to play with the toy or making me do it, or giving it to me as a present. I hope I get to.

perfect gif is perfect. xD
i did fill out a kidnapper form! i don’t know if they’ll be able to use me and if i’d be able to actually follow through even if they did match me (i made sure to say to not make me be important because NO i do not want to screw up someone’s scene because i overestimated my capabilities).
i think kidnapping for me is something that will have to stay a fantasy, because honestly even the thought of surprise!bondage and cuddles makes me suspicious of an imminent meltdown.
i just really really r e a l l y do not deal well with surprise changes in my activities. (says the person who once had a complete meltdown in elementary school when they moved the seats for testing. :P )

Yeah I totally hear you there. (*cough* autistic *cough*)

I’m not quite sure why I can handle it so well myself. I guess the buttons it hits in me have their own sort of comforting familiarity. I’m more okay with surprises if they’re given a child abuse flavor. Now that I say that out loud, that sounds actually really fucked up.

a little bit, yeah, but understandable, too. :P

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restarting the whole song because you missed your favorite line

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Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

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Legend has it that a lizard-man-chicken hybrid stalks the outskirts of every Denny’s parking lot, snarling and peering through the bushes, sometimes frightening small children and scaring off the more timid of Denny’s visitors. But behind the scaly, feathery, horrifying exterior lives a gentle freak, just hoping to enjoy the fruits of his neighbor. That’s why we hire a Lot Tamer to go out each night and leave him some Pancake Puppies or Moons Over My Hammy. After he’s fed, he’s just the most lovable guy around. Still ugly, though.

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Splatter gradient nails with OPI’s Matte Top Coat

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“…No sensible person would try to fit four elephants on top of a fish. Which leaves turtles. Small turtles spend a lot of time on rocks, but no one in their right mind would expect a small turtle to hold up four giant world-bearing elephants. Big turtles come out onto land to lay their eggs, but that’s a mystical event and it doesn’t cast serious doubt on the theory that a turtle’s natural place is water. Where, please notice, it does not require support. It can swim. So it stands to reason that any self-respecting giant space-faring turtle will swim through space, which implies that it needs no artificial support to avoid falling.”
- Why world turtles make the most sense for planets to rest on, The Science of Discworld, Book IV: Judgment Day.
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