May. 22nd, 2014

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After a night of light drinking, Kurt works up the courage to tell Blaine his biggest secret. (GKM fill: BP!Kurt has never touched himself, and doesn’t know how. In an attempt to be a helpful friend, Blaine offers to instruct him on how to bring himself to orgasm. He soon realizes he didn’t think this through properly.)!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:explicit, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel, ~author:tieshirtblazer, genre:au, kink:boy!pussy/girl!peen, kink:masturbation, thesetagsareproblematic, genre:porn, kink:innocence!kink

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why are you reading when you can be playing with me? (Photos by lalalaurie)

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Ianto was hired to Torchwood for his intuition.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:torchwood, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:jack.harkness/ianto.jones, pairing:lisa.hallett/ianto.jones, ~author:smilebackwards, genre:gen, pre-canon, genre:episode-tag/missing-scene

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Sometimes Doms need aftercare too.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:theavengers, rating:explicit, pairing:steve.rogers/tony.stark, ~author:sharkie335, awesome, so-real-it-hurts, theme:kink-themes, kink-theme:aftercare, kink:spanking

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wakingupwithpantson:

No musical no homos. Covers that don’t mess around with pronouns.

listen

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referenceforwriters:

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In which Stiles goes along with one of Derek’s plans and ends up in an alternate universe as a result. He should’ve known better. He did know better, actually, and that means he has no one to blame but himself. “Laura wants to lure the kid in with food and kindness and make a pet of him, like a feral cat. Derek wants to have him arrested for stalking. They’re at an impasse. (And the rest of the family is staying emphatically out of it in a way that suggests bets have been placed.)”!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:teenwolf, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:http://ift.tt/1a7XU8s, pairing:stiles.stilinski.&.laura.hale, pairing:scott.mccall.&.stiles.stilinski, ~author:metisket, trope:alternate!universe, teenwolf:pack-dynamics, au:everyone-lives/nobody-dies, genre:au, character:stiles.stilinski

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sonira:

calliedope:

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REMOVE MY ROLLER SKATES EVERYTHING IS VERY FAST AND I AM VERY AFRAID

#i had no idea this was about pokemon when i first read it i just thought that this poor individual was rolling downhill on rollerskates and asking tumblr for help

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“I already saw that on Tumblr.”
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literally everything (via casualfacestroking)

#it’s always either that or #i haven’t watched it but i’ve seen gifs (pretendimamazing)

#i haven’t watched it but I sure did watch the fallout on tumblr!!#i haven’t watched it but i’m aware of the racist issues at play in this particular piece of media#i haven’t watched it but i hear there are lesbians (spybrarian)

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deluminative:

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“In a world addicted to speed, I blur the moments into one unholy smear.” ― Ann Voskamp

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stars-not-constellations:

Merry Christmas…the first of many.

1st Christmas: Friendship

2nd Christmas: Blissfully in love

3rd Christmas: Broken, but rebuilding

4th Christmas: Stronger than ever

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eridanampora:

sticks and stones may break my bones but words are even worse holy shit please dont say mean things to me

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blaine starts hugging kurt more and kurt thinks something’s wrong but blaine’s actually just turned on by their size difference and being in kurt’s arms (。◕‿◕。)!fic, fandom:glee, pairing:kurt.hummel/blaine.anderson, note:drabble/ficlet, site:tumblr, ~author:slightestwind, rating:R-NC17, kink:size!kink

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Kurt is organizing his closet when he gets a phone-call from his very desperate fiancé.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:explicit, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel, ~author:magicae, kink:d/s, kink:phone!sex, kink:semi-public!sex, theme:kink-themes, kink-theme:character-uses-safeword, kink:come!play

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HELLO FRIEND

EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT CAT

YOU ARE STILL GOOD

YES

HERE

WHEN HUMANS THINK YOU ARE GOOD THEY DO THIS

AND I THINK YOU ARE GOOD

SO

(PET PET PET)

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I really love coffee, especially Starbucks coffee but the nearest starbucks is 40 miles away and I could buy the gas to drive there with the money it costs to get a drink there so I have learned how to make my own coffee drinks. Here’s a bunch of my favorite recipes that are cheaper and kind of fun to make. None of them require an espresso maker so that’s kind of nice. None of these are exactly how any coffee shop does them. They’re my attempts at making good coffee at home without much equipment. 

Equipment you will need: 

A microwave or a stove

A pan and whisk or a jar 

Food items you will need for all:

Coffee 

Milk

Tips: 

For all recipes instead of espresso you can either double brew your coffee (make the coffee and then pour it back into your coffee pot) or you can use twice as much grounds per cup. I use both interchangeably but I’m sure there’s some taste difference between them.

For many coffee recipes you either need steamed milk or frothed/foamed milk or both. They’re both very similar but here are the differences.

Steamed milk is obviously less foamy. It is made by using a steam wand to I guess stir milk while it heats. It ends up steamed but not super foamy. 

Foamed milk is used with the same tool but as it foams you bring the tool lower so that it really foams up the milk.

I have never used a steam wand so I don’t know how it even works. I also like foamed milk better than steamed milk so here are some ways that I make it.

For something that I think resembles steamed milk more than foamed milk you can take a whisk or possibly an electric beater and whisk milk as it heats. Never boil milk because it gets scalded and that’s nasty. When I’ve done this method I’ve ended up with somewhat frothy, warm milk. 

Another way is to get a glass jar and fill it no more than half way with cold milk. Shake it for about 30 seconds and then microwave for 30 seconds and then let sit for 30 seconds. This creates foamed milk with a little bit of steamed milk.

For a more foamy milk I believe you can warm the milk up first (not too much because you don’t want to get burned) and then fill the jar up no more than halfway and shake until foamed. Let sit for 30 seconds and then foamed milk! 

The way I do it now that I have a fancy tool that looks like this: http://ift.tt/1eBsWU0

It’s kind of like the jar method. You can warm the milk first or take all the metal and plastic parts away and then microwave the jar. I’m scared of breaking the jar so I just warm the milk first and fill the jar about halfway full. Then I use the plunger to bring air into the milk to foam it. To make less foamed and more steamed I only plunge the top half of milk and ignore the bottom. If I want foamier milk I push the plunger clear to the bottom of the glass. It takes about a minute or two to get it as foamy as I like it.

Whole milk works better to be foamed but basically all milk will work. Cold milk works really well to foam but I always use warm milk because I like my coffee hot hot.

For any of the syrups I tell how to use you can use a Davinci syrup (or other brand, that’s just my fav) alternative. You can buy those syrups at any grocery store. I make my own because I can and because they’re cheaper that way. 

Now that you know how to make espresso without an espresso maker and foam without any fancy tools here’s some recipes you can use.

Mocha:

You will need -

Cocoa, chocolate powder, or syrup

Coffee

Milk

a mug

Mocha is characterized by chocolate, coffee, steamed and foamed milk. You can do the chocolate part several ways. If I’m feeling lazy I use powdered chocolate mix (like Swiss Miss or something) in the bottom of my cup. If I’m feeling less lazy I make my own chocolate sauce. Sometimes I use this recipe: http://ift.tt/1kNMCMu Chocolate sauce is pretty versatile, I usually use brown sugar and it works fine. I’ve also used honey and different kinds of cocoa. Just do whatever works for you. You can also just use Hershey’s chocolate sauce or even Davinci or Torani. Starbucks even has a mix that you can use to make their sauce. Whatever you use pour it into the bottom of your mug.

While your coffee is brewing make your foamed milk with whichever method you prefer. Then while the foam is resting pour your coffee on top of your chocolate. Then pour the foam/steamed milk on top. There’s different methods to pour. For example, you can use a spoon to hold the foam back and let the liquid milk fall out onto the cup and then spoon the foam on top. I generally just pour it all and let it separate because it will. If you want to get all fancy you can sprinkle some cocoa or chocolate powder on top with or without a dallop of whipped cream. Or make it a macchiato and make a fancy grid on top with chocolate sauce. 

It sounds complicated but once you make it once or twice it gets super easy. I can make two cups of Mocha in about 15 minutes. I can make one in about 5 minutes.

Cappuccino:

What you will need -

Coffee

Milk

Chocolate (optional)

Cappuccino is 1/3 coffee 1/3 foam and 1/3 steamed milk. I love, love foamed milk so sometimes mine just ends up as 1/2 coffee and 1/2 foamed milk. Either way use a wide rimmed cup because that’s just the way to do it. It’s traditional and makes it look really cool by the end. So first make your double brewed coffee and your foam. If you like sweet things then put sugar or a sugar alternative in the bottom of your cup while coffee brews and foam rests. I love chocolate so sometimes I make a cross between a Mocha and a Cappuccino and put a piece of chocolate in the bottom of my cappuccino cup and then add more foam than I do with a mocha. This ones super simple, just pour your coffee in and then your foam on top. Probably use a method that creates less foam and more steamed milk if you want it more strictly a cappuccino.

Latte:

What you will need -

Coffee

Milk

A latte is espresso with mostly steamed milk and a bit of foamed milk. Lattes work best with the whisking milk on medium low heat in a pan. Then you have mostly steamed milk with a bit of foam. Just pour the coffee in the bottom half of the cup and then the steamed milk on top. Super duper easy and yummy.

Cinnamon Dolce Latte:

What you will need -

A sweetener 

Water

Cinnamon stick/cinnamon

Milk

Coffee

Dolce just means sweet in Italian so this ones kind of sweet. For this you make a cinnamon syrup which can be made in multiple ways. I like to mix equal parts water and sugar/sugar substitute and bring to a boil. Bring back to medium heat and put in a stick of cinnamon (1 stick or 1 tsp cinnamon per cup of water) and simmer for like 10 minutes. Don’t boil, it gets weird. Once it gets a little bit thicker than water pull it off and strain it into a jar. Or just into your cup if you only made a little bit. On top of this pour your coffee and on the very top your steamed milk. Sprinkle cinnamon on top. If you like it really sweet put lots of syrup, if not don’t. If you have leftovers put the lid on your jar and refrigerate. Should be good for up to 10 days.

Another tip: 

You can basically make any type/flavor of coffee using the above tips. Buy syrups or make syrups and just add them to coffee and foam. Whip cream can put on top of foam or used in place of. Sugar substitutes work for anything. I prefer raw sugar but my mom prefers honey. I’ve used both with success. I worked for a restaurant supply store so I ended up with a lot of Davinci syrups. I’ve tried many flavors with great success, I generally use the Mocha recipe and just use a different syrup. It’s great fun. I hope you have fun too. 

Anyway, those are just some of the recipes I use. They’re quite fun and don’t take too long. Plus you don’t need any fancy equipment which is super nice if you’re living in a dorm or just are poor like me and can’t afford any. I’m not any sort of expert on coffee so I may have some incorrect information, feel free to correct me, I’m just obsessed with researching coffee and coming up with new stuff. Have fun guys! I hope you like these recipes.  

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vagi2k14sodium:

this websites brief obsession with cotton eyed joe was so eerie and it couldn’t have played out any more perfectly because i am still left with two remaining questions:

where did it come from

where did it go

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your documents and it makes me really happy.

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In some ways, the term “pansexual” came out of biphobia and a need to stipulate that one was not transphobic. If you take the binary view of “bisexual,” then a sexuality specific to an attraction to men and women could be seen as being noninclusive of transgender men and women. On the other hand, transgender men and women want to (and should) be seen as simply men and women, meaning that they would/should be included in that very binary; not including them tends to be much more phobic and noninclusive.

Then there is the thought that the binary view of bisexuality can be seen as phobic of anyone who identifies as genderqueer, or somewhere along the gender and sexuality spectrum, not identifying as male or female, man or woman. But, as I mentioned before, the true definition of “bisexual” is being attracted to those who are the same as me and those who are different from me, encompassing all genders and identities. The often-repeated argument that “bi means two” ignores a simple fact: “Same” and “different” are, indeed, two groups.


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via The Bad ‘B’ Word: A Need for Bisexual Acceptance

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crisscharisma:

Amazingingly beautiful.

Kurt wakes first, blinks his eyes open a few times against the early morning sun and shakes the fog of sleep from his brain. He stretches from his fingers to his toes, working the muscles that have become stiff over the course of the night.
Blaine stirs next to him, his mouth open in a yawn and his face digging into his pillow as he tries to hang on to just a few more moments of sleep. He reaches out for Kurt out of pure instinct, feeling his hand over the sheets until he touches Kurt’s shoulder.
“Mmm,” Blaine hums, his voice still sleep-rough. “C’mere.” He sneaks his arm under Kurt’s shoulder, pullling gently, and Kurt goes willingly.
Blaine rolls onto his side so they’re pressed together as tight as they can be, hidden ankles hooking together under the sheets. Kurt slips his fingers into Blaine’s hair, always so soft first thing in the morning.
Kurt presses his lips against Blaine’s cheek, feels the prickly hair that’s just starting to dust Blaine’s skin. This is Kurt’s favorite time of day; when the sun is out, but not too bright. When the city is still quiet, pulling itself out of the haze of sleep; when the day has yet to begin and anything is possible.
The words come out as a whispered breath against Blaine’s cheek, filled with hope and love and the promise of a new day.
“Morning, love.”

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Pet Peeve:

May. 22nd, 2014 11:45 pm
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when people tell you “things are just things” and to stop being attached to
stuff

like, fuck you.

hashtag cranky mkp is cranky
hashtag mkp isn’t neurotypical

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