Jun. 10th, 2014

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welp. just got my first “we should fuck” message on FL. i’m actually
surprised it took this long.

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knightscrest:

“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”

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child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
me: You lose your baby teeth
child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
me: they fall out
child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
me:
child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
me:
me:
me: you keep the same eyes all your life
child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa
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…I sort of want to email this guy I sort of (?) scened with at camp
because I’m having weird feels about it, but it wasn’t really a *scene*
scene and I haven’t talked to him in a few days and it feels weird to just
contact him out of nowhere about it.

Like, I sort of intellectually know he probably would be happy to hear from
me and talk to me about it, because he’s awesome like that, but I also feel
like I don’t have the right??? and that it’s stupid anyway. and it doesn’t
even really have to do with what we did at camp, either - just after-camp
stuff.

:(

hashtag kink for kate’s bls
hashtag mkp whines a lot

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so! chrome now permanently disables any extensions not from the google
store!

this is irritating, as i use userscripts, one in particular, all the time!
(lj/dw title rewriter)

the good news: there is a workaround! delete the disabled extension and
re-add it by drag-and-drop install!

the bad news: you will have to do this every time you restart chrome!

god damn it.

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SEE WHAT THIS FUCKERY IS DOING TO ME!!!!!!11

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allaboutpolish:

Zoya Monica and Kendal 💜 #nailart #nails @zoyanailpolish #zoya

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dixie-chicken:

hearthburn:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie

My favorite part is how Phil’s not even slightly concerned. Not even a tiny bit tense. He’s just bopping there, waiting until she’s done. The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.

The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.

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jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

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OH LOOK IT’S THE JERKING RANDOMLY AND WANTING TO SCRATCH MY FACE OFF AND/OR VOMIT MY ENTIRE SELF OUT PORTION OF THE EVENING

I LOVE MY PARTICULAR BRAND OF INSOMNIA IT IS CLEARLY THE BEST

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obey-sir:

After experimenting with a bit of light scarf bondage, leather wrist cuffs or rope bondage, or trying out gentle sensory-deprivation toys such as blindfolds, many people wish to expand their repertoire of BDSM play, but there are many types of gags on the market today and the question arises “What sort of gag should I buy?”This guide is an introduction to some of the most common types available and covers such aspects as their purpose and some of the important safety issues that you should consider when planning to buy and use them.

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Kurt Hummel is not autistic. But if he were, here’s how it could have gone. || marked abandoned even though I’m hoping weeds will come back to it at some point!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:canon..kurt/blaine., ~author:crown_of_weeds, .shouldalreadybetagged, status:abandoned, theme:disability-themes, disability:autism, so-real-it-hurts, warning:bullying, warning:suicide/suicidal-ideation, character:kurt.hummel

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unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

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Three forms Jemma Simmons filled out for S.H.I.E.L.D., and one she hasn’t (yet).!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:agentsofs.h.i.e.l.d., rating:generalaudiences, ~author:betony, genre:gen, character:jemma.simmons, character:melinda.may, genre:five-times/five-things

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

"Murders are bad, but they make our city into what it is: the murder city" says Murder City mayor. hard to argue with that. or is it.

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“Be confident: When you slam into a coast, do it like you mean it. Don’t end your sentences with question marks — if you tell your boss you’re going to erode a coastline, say, “I’m going to erode this coastline, PERIOD.”
-

"Do Female-Named Hurricanes Need To Lean In?" (via npr)

[Note: A more complete version of our advice will appear in our upcoming magazine article “Raining Really Hard: You’re Doing It Wrong.”]

(via littlemissmutant)

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There are 613 commandments that God has made. Often, they can only follow ten. Sometimes, they can only follow two. In which Judaism survives the creation of Panem and thrives in District Eight.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:hungergamesseries-allmediatypes, rating:teenandupaudiences, ~author:citrinetrisana, genre:gen, genre:worldbuilding, theme:religious-themes, mythology:judeo-christian

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gimimimi:

Dirty Berry, Catrice + Something Old, by Dany Vianna + MoYou Pro04. Cute and shiny mani!

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womxxn:

ive said it before and ill say it again

if your business can’t “afford” to pay its employees a living wage then your business should fail.  Capitalism fucking sucks but if we are going to live in a capitalist society it should actually be capitalism and not “rich people get free passes to be fucking awful at everything”

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my coworkers be like yo, so when i get hired on full time blah blah blah
and i be like, yo, like *that’s* going to happen

(don’t worry i was not ACTUALLY like that. i was just thinking it. loudly.
but with a supportively listening face.)

hashtag mkp in real life

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mockingsarcasm:

BTVS Favourite Moment: One Per Episode | Chosen

↳Season 7 Episode 22

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the pinboard feature i want more than anything is the ability to select and
edit all bookmarks within a specific tag bundle.

the pinboard feature i want more than most things is the ability to filter
a tag bundle’s bookmarks by other tags.

hashtag dreaming the dream

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wow, wikis are a lot less user-friendly than I had assumed.

hashtag live and learn

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moriarteawithsugar:

leaving kudos on fics like

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