Jun. 20th, 2014

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“If you think Jesus was white I’m gonna need you to open up a geography book and then hit yourself in the face with it”
- My dad telling it like it is (via keepcalmanddarrencriss)
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Please deleted the personal post of mine you reblogged and stop following
me immediately.

You are making me very uncomfortable. Stop.

@sexpicturesblog

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okay I’m glad no one else is at work right now because there might be a little bit of happy crying going on. just a little.

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devonwood replied to your post:how likely does it seem that sexpicturesblog will…

Have they reblogged more posts?

They did, but they’ve since sent me an ask apologizing and unfollowed me which has done much to restore my faith in the world and in humanity.

thank you, sexpicturesblog.

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real-faker:

I’ve probably reblogged this before but Sinfest is literally the best comic so

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matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

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lsunnyc:

I want a sci-fi encounter where the alien species has nothing akin to “sleep”, and it’s baffling.

And I don’t mean that as in it’s a Science Officer or Medical personnel either, but like a rookie navigator or intern weapons operative who’s making their first inter-planetary trip and going to work WITH HUMANS not just via telecommunications or stuff but like IN THE FLESH and is so stoked.

They get this feeling a few weeks into their mission or what-have you that they’re missing a big piece of the puzzle like, there are a LOT of humans on this ship, but xe didn’t realize it before because “all humans look alike” but hey no that’s definitely not the same maintenance officer who was handling the proton cores six hours ago what the fuck. Xe gets time off to rest and eat and be social (which is so hard with humans because they’re pheromone detectors are so weak and nnnngh) and then goes back to work in time to see them switching??? why do you have two people do the same job what???

Why do you keep opening your mouth like that at me is this a dominance stance are you insulting me I’m so confused oh my gosh

It’s not in the fucking manual holy shit Xe is so screwed coffee and laughter and hygiene are all included what the fuck

but it’s gotta be simple and easy and not hard but how do you ask your superiors you’re the rookie gosh this is not working out.

Finally little Rookie Alien makes a human “friend”, and knows then they go off duty for food and such so knowing that human is off work Xe waits until they’re off work too and goes to their compartment number and the computer lets them in

"I apologize for disturbing you, Ensign, but I… Ensign?"

Ensign is sitting at their computer, lights blipping, there’s a half-finished maintenance report flashing on the screen and a communication device is tossed on the floor and the Rookie says their name again softly and NO RESPONSE AND

OH

MY

ANKDJNDLNAIND  SOUND THE ALARM RED ALERT LOCK DOWN PROTOCOL THERE’S A MURDERER THE ENSIGN IS DEAD I REPEAT THEY- HOLY DECARBONATION VECTORS YOU’RE ALIVE IT’S A MIRACLE why are you displaying aggression markers at me there are security officers no do not shout i is small podling i make mistake…

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lucyameliaelisabethjesssamjane:

I can’t, not reblog. Its just too good. 

Dean’s gun, Merida’s arrow and Captain America’s shield - fucking best of the lot.

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“I never fucking said that”
- God, Buddha, Gandhi, The Dali Llama, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Oscar Wilde, Sylvia Plath and everyone else probably (via thebatty)
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sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

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deadlyviola:

awwww-cute:

So I just woke up at 4:45 am with a non stop meowing noise… Open my apartment door and this little guy came running in

Congratulations on your new cat

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derekisme:

fuck, if I was an innocent girl and saw these gifs … well, I don’t think I’d want anything to do with dicks after this

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pyriro:

a bisexual person who everyone thinks is cheating because they have a boyfriend and a girlfriend but actually suprISE THE HAVE A GENDERFLUID PARTNER

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theroguefeminist:

Many of my friends (and myself) experience harassment on tumblr. It’s something anyone can experience, but I’ve noticed it tends to happen to marginalized people most, whether because they are of color, queer, female, and/or trans, etc. Sometimes simply giving voice to truths about discrimination and oppression in our society is enough to attract unjustified harassment and even threatening messages.

I decided to make a tutorial on how to defend yourself on tumblr. I do hope people add more to this though, so I will continue to update it as I receive more feedback.

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festeringfae:

When I’m not interested in examining able cishet white dudes I’m “politicizing literature.” When able cishet white dudes aren’t interested in examining anything else it’s called “the Western literary canon.”

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