Jun. 26th, 2014

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deputychairman:

cousinmaeby:

Women are just like the woods: mysterious and full of wolves.

#100 % accurate i am full of wolves

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sometimes I just don’t understand how people work.

like.

how does this kind of assholery remotely seem okay?

stut—ter had an incredible jerkface of an anon be all condenscending and awful to her about her completely valid processing posts on her own damn blog about her personal life and she’s probably taking a break from tumblr for a while because assholery - maybe stop by and leave her a nice ask or a gif or two? IDK if she’ll be checking her asks anytime soon after this, but it could be a nice surprise later on, at least?

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@newleasemylove replied to your post “Mkp! I need tag help again and you are totally the person to ask *nods* I want to start up a tag like M’s ‘adventures in bisexuality’ one ~for reasons but I don’t actually know what I want the tag to be. Preferably not actually using the word bisexual mainly because WHO KNOWS if bi/pan/whatever actually fits me yet. Although I am still stuck on that whole cautiously-bisexual thing because accurate. (Maybe related to my “the beautiful ones” tag- that’s not specific enough for this now)”

not quite what i was going for but omggg

yeah I was worried about that because I never actually really got why M tagged posts with that except that they seemed to be attractive people??? so I was not sure what you really were trying to say.

but I’m glad you’re finding my suggestions entertaining anyway :P

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@newleasemylove replied to your post “@newleasemylove replied to your post “Mkp! I need tag help again and…”

ah! the way I always saw it was exploring what kinds of people (for want of a better way of saying that) you’re attracted to? anyway for me my beautiful ones tag is about aesthetic mostly, and I wanted this one to be more specifically about people that I’m attracted to

ohhhhhh

that makes sense, I guess! I kind of. don’t really find people sexy in of themselves? Like, okay, some people are more sexually attractive than others, who might also be very attractive but in a non-sexually appealing way, but.

IDK. I like gifs because gifs capture sexy - the way a hand moves, the neck strains, their eyelashes flutter, the way they keep licking their lips, etc.

but I have a hard time really telling apart aesthetic appeal and sexual appeal, tbh. If they’re attractive adults they’re attractive adults and that’s pretty much that???

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borogroves:

klaineandbiscuits:

teabee1968:

*

Seriously?

This is the superhero shot…

[depressing intro music over green MPAA rating card approving this trailer for all audiences]

Mr Moviefone: In a world where hiatus beards are a crime…

[shots of beardy actors getting arrested and people ugly crying]

Mr Moviefone: …and facial hair is deplorable…

[shots of slightly scruffy actors getting various fruits and vegetables thrown at them, and (lbr, probably shirtless) men holding razors while tearfully looking at themselves in bathroom mirrors]

Mr Moviefone: …one man will rise up…

[above shot of Darren coming out of the darkness and into the light]

Mr Moviefone: …and change the game forever.

[dark lighting, fight scenes, quick cuts, glimpses of other characters]

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

Darren (V.O.): It’s been four years since the war began.

[shot of Darren putting on superhero costume]

THE FIGHT CARRIES ON

Darren (V.O.): They keep on coming…

[shots of Darren in action]

BUT WHEN

Darren (V.O.): …and I keep on fighting…

[hopefully lots of butt shots too]

WILL IT END?

Darren (V.O.): …but I can’t do it alone anymore.

[shot of Darren meeting Chord and them suspiciously eyeing one another before revealing matching hiatus beards]

Sassy Villain (O.S.): Didn’t you know that the caveman look is so Paleolithic?

Darren (O.S.): *holds up illicit underground copy of Vogue with Brad Pitt post-Inglourious Basterds on the cover* I hear it’s making a comeback.

[music reaches intense crescendo with one-second shots and fades to black]

BEARD CHRONICLES: RETURN OF THE SCRUFF

It’ll grow on you.

(x)

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mccoysbone:

Don’t get attached to unpopular ships because you will run out of fic and die

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psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet.

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okay so my day’s assignment is to think of five things my manager can do
for me and my career.

what does that even MEAN????

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…wait.
with kickstarters, you only give the money if they make their goal and the
thing happens?
hashtag mkp apparently lives under a rock
hashtag facepalming like whoa
hashtag i guess i better figure out how to sign up for and navigate that
site then

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like-me-meaner:

This is still not the post about switching that I’ve been meaning to write for about a year, but by god do I want to submit so much harder to women rather than men.

Like, I want to dom anyone and everyone. But my strongest urges to submit almost always come from women.

#there is probably a lot of discussion to be had here about feminism and patriarchy and how submitting to women seems ‘safer’

wel, yeah, that, but I think also it may have to do with how men are more coded as dominant and powerful so a toppy lady really stands out?

plus also girls are just generally sexier than guys. (just how it is i don’t make the rules)

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blaineydayskurtpuppet:

In honor or the new gif size limit- ALL ZE KISSES

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MANAGER: so on your self-review, under your “areas to improve”, you didn’t
put any specific goals
ME: …
MANAGER: in future, please do that!
ME: but that’s not what the quest

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get to know me meme: 6 favorite female characters → Quinn Fabray

"I was captain of the Cheerleading Squad. President of the Celibacy Club. People would part like the red sea when I walked down the hallway."

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andromedalogic:

uh-oh. a compilation of songs in a very particular genre: woman falls in love, even as she refuses to. your basic schlocky tvtropes shit.

stray italian greyhound - vienna teng // mulder and scully - catatonia // pulled - addams family musical // heart attack - demi lovato // the walk - imogen heap // science vs romance - rilo kiley // i won’t say i’m in love - hercules // treacherous - taylor swift // i try - macy gray // must be dreaming - frou frou

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fuckingrecipes:

HAVE YOU BEEN INVITED TO A FANCY-ASS DINNER PARTY? DO YOU THINK WINE TASTES SHITTY AND YOU CAN’T SEE WHY PEOPLE THINK SIPPING NASTY-ASS CRAP IS CLASSY?

WELL PULL UP YOUR BRITCHES, BECAUSE IT’S TIME TO EDUCATE YOUR PEASANT ASS. 

HERE ARE SOME WINES THAT EVEN WINE-HATERS CAN EASILY LEARN TO LOVE! 

THEY’RE MORE FRUITY, LESS FULL OF TANNINS  AND ARE PERFECT FOR EITHER PEOPLE WANTING TO GET INTO NICE WINES, OR WHO HAD BAD EXPERIENCE WITH SHITTY WINE.  

TANNINS: Bitter, and make your mouth feel dry

ACIDS: Sour, and make you salivate

SWEETNESS: Obviously sweet. These three traits are generally determined by the type of grape and how long it was allowed to ripen on the vine before harvesting.

ALCOHOL: Also makes a wine sweeter. Alcohol content for wine usually falls between 5% and 20%

(NOTE: Actual Champagne is a super-specific type of sparkling wine made from the special grapes grown in the Champagne region of France, and underwent a second fermentation to get bubbly as well as adhered to France’s crazy strict regulations. Many people I know will call any sparkling white wine ‘Champagne’ - It has acheived ‘Generic Trademark’ statues, meaning people will use that type of product with the specific brand interchangeably, like ‘Kleenex’ and facial tissues. Unless each bottle costs close to 100$, I highly doubt you’re drinking real Champagne. )

Moscato: ”Barefoot” brand Pink Moscato is fucking delicious. Tastes a bit like grape, strawberry, peach and red apple had a strange, mildly alcoholic baby. Usually around 5-10% alcohol content.  Works terrific as a Dessert wine, and accents anything ‘Creamy’ really well. Slightly bubbly. #1 recommended wine for newbies. 

Normal Moscato is also delicious as hell, a bit more citrus-y.

Zinfandel: White Zinfandel especially is super mild in taste, mildly sweet, fruity. (Don’t let the name fool you - it’s colored pink!) It’s the kind of wine that you accidentally gulp down like juice, because it doesn’t kick you in the throat with a strong taste or immediate alcoholic burn. Around 15% alcohol. 

I shit you not, I buy it by the huge-ass jug. As long as you get a good top to reseal it, it’ll last a hella long time after opening. 

Normal Zinfadel is also delicious, but White is definitely an introductory wine. 

Cava: Spanish Sparkling Wine. Vaguely bubbly, light, Kinda lemony and pear-ish and a little bitter. Don’t expect sweetness. ‘Asda’ brand is excellent, I like it for winter holiday dinners. 

Prosecco: Basically a poor-man’s Champagne.  It is a wine for any occasion; Dinner, Chillaxing, Sharing with friends, whatever. ~12% alcohol. Mild fruit flavors (Like pear and apricot), and you can also choose whether you want fully-sparkling or partial-sparkling (How much you want it to bubble)

Italians love this shit enough to sell it in cans. 

Because nothing says ‘Love’ like aluminum containers. 

Unfortunately, it grows stale in the bottle after 2 years or so. Gotta drink it right after buying~

Asti: Sweet!…and sour? Interesting flavor. Not sweet like candy, but…like well-ripened fruit. Good dessert wine. Often has a flowery, nutty kind of smell and a hint of that in the flavor as well. Best served chilled, and NOT AGED. If left in the bottle for more than two years, it deteriorates quickly and loses the nice fruity flavors. Blech. 

Reisling: This wine is fruity, but highly acidic. It goes well with strongly-spiced and aromatic dishes, like Thai or things with Allspice/Cinnamon.  Excellent taste, but some Aged versions have a faint smell like gasoline, which may turn newbies off.  8-10% Alcohol.

Muscat: HELLA FUCKING SWEET. Like, kicks you in the throat with sweetness. Definitely a dessert wine. Not something I would drink a glass of, without something to eat between sips. ~15% alcohol.  Alternately, you could pour a bit of Muscat into a stronger, more bitter glass of wine to make a balanced flavor. 

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