Jul. 19th, 2014

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dudski:

fandomlikefinewine:

ONE TIME AT TRIVIA THERE WAS A QUESTION THAT BASICALLY BOILED DOWN TO “WHAT IS THE ONLY SPECIES WHERE THE MALE HAS THE BABIES,” AND MY ENTIRE TEAM WAS LIKE “????” AND I WAS LIKE “IT’S SEAHORSES. PLEASE JUST TRUST ME ON THIS, BECAUSE I WOULD STAKE MY OWN LIFE ON IT BUT I CAN NEVER, EVER TELL YOU HOW I KNOW OR WHY I’M SO SURE.”

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byzantienne:

roachpatrol:

@WorstMuse

worst muse more like best muse

ADVERB FRIENDS.

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insanitysrequiem:

cautionlazer:

instead of spending 17000 dollars on dashcon let’s spend 17000 dollars on a remake of The Producers about the events of DashCon

"You know, it’s absolutely amazing! Under the right circumstances, a conrunner could make more money with a flop then he could with a hit!"

"Yes, you keep saying that, but you don’t say how.”

"Well, it’s simply a matter of creative accounting."

"So in order for our scheme to work, we’d have to create a surefire flop!"

"Step 1! We find the worst userbase ever assembled."

"Step 2! We hire the worst staffers in town!"

"Step 3! I raise $17,000!"

"$17,000?!"

"Yes! $8500 for me, $8500 for you. There’s a lotta gullible 12-year-olds out there!"

"Step 4! We hire the worst panelists in town and open in Illinois, and before you can say ‘Step 5…’"

"We close in Illinois, take our $17,000, and go to Rio!”

“♪~We can do it~♪”

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morivan:

Between Dashcon and Potato Salad, I think we can all really agree that July 2014 was the month in history where we proved the Free Market is bullshit.

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garpolky:

Do you remember in grade school when you were learning how to write papers? Maybe your teacher told you to make a web. You’d start by putting your main idea in the center, then branch off into the supporting ideas.

Just in case you feel like you outgrew this style of pre-writing (or prewritting in general), let me tell you, IT STILL WORKS AS AN ADULT. IT WORKS FABULOUSLY.

That’s what Xmind is/does. You can use it to make idea maps.

For example, you need to write an essay for a literature course.

BLAM!

Slap in some reference material/quotes and you’ve got a paper. Bonus you can see what your paper will look like before you even open your word processor. This means you don’t have to waste time re-organizing after you’ve already gotten a flow going. If you have a good enough understanding of how you write, you might be able to decide right then and there what to cut or how much to add to meet your word count.

No essay due you say? But oh, you’ve got a project, and you need to plan it with other people? Example: you need to make a playlist of songs to represent a character? Give one person the computer and everyone starts spamming in characteristics, genres, bands, whatever!

Uh… I never actually read Catcher in the Rye, sothe bits might not be right, BUT YOU GET THE POINT! 

Speaking of connections, this is a great way to study too! Start with what you know, then add onto it as you study. GRAPHICALLY REPRESENT YOUR HEAD! DO IT FOOLS! VIEW THOSE CONNECTIONS!

But oh noes! The map is too big. Then pick a topic, hit F6 and drill it down!

Note excited yet? CHECK OUT ALL THESE TEMPLATES:
Can you feel the ideas begging to be let out of your head?

One last thing, IT’S FREE! Well, the free version is. THE FREE VERSION IS GREAT! It’s what I use. I loves it 16ever (that’s 4ever squared). TRY THIS THING!

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religiousmom:

if you think i wont go and reblog the original source to get your shitty comment off then you are dead wrong

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“Scientists have calculated that the chance of anything so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.”
- Terry Pratchett, Mort
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“A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest, Granny Weatherwax had once told her, because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her.”
- Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith
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ophelia-pain:

P-I-N-K P-I-M-P

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For Edwardian golddiggers who rock some pink and look out for number one

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. ‘cuz i can - P!nk // . primadonna - Marina and the Diamonds // . problem - Natalia Kills // . money honey - Lady GaGa // . gentlemen aren’t nice - Emilie Autumn // . heartbreak down - P!nk // . muny - Nicki Minaj // . diamonds are a girl’s best friend - Megan Hilty // . money (that’s what i want) - Josie and the Pussycats // . no angel - Beyonce // . girls just wanna have fun (bad girl remix by the fire) - Emilie Autumn

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[l i s t e n]

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transsexuals hang from the ceiling and transgenders grow up from the ground

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you handled your mother’s insanity very well today, self! you should be very proud! you did not engage with the crazy! you did not express in any way shape or form how very irrational and cranky she was acting! you successfully apologized for every bizarre thing she became angry about and even managed to keep the faces you were making from being audible in your voice!

yes, you did have to leave your youngest brother trapped in that house, but you have to trust him when he says he can handle it and that getting him out of there for any length of time would only incur such yelling and upset that it would be not at all worth it! he is, after all, quite better at dealing with your mother’s crazy than either you or your other brother, and actually has a social life so he has excuses to leave every once in a while!

and your dad is there and will probably intervene if your mother is being too fucking crazy at your brother even if he will just sit there and take it himself!



mom i know you’re concussed but you’re fucking scaring me you need to get your shit together because at this point i dread seeing you and worse still feel helpless and guilty at leaving my littlest brother alone with you because he may be 18 and an adult but he is still my littlest brother and this is just not fair.

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wordplaying:

The people you want to keep in your life are the people you can say, “hey, don’t treat me like that, that’s not okay,” to and they respect you enough to actually listen and consider whether you might have a point before launching straight into a defense or arguing or dismissing you. 

Anybody you can’t say that to, anybody who makes you afraid to stand up for yourself like that, already doesn’t value you very much and has one foot out the door. 

This is not a brand new revelation, but it’s been a long day, and boy does this feel crystal clear at this moment. 

….oh.

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things I should be doing: reading
things I want to do: read
thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading
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fourtrisly:

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

 

"wow! who taught you-"

why do you know so much about sex

why are you so calm about porn

Why do you know so much about murdering people

Why do you want to murder a lot of people

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