Jul. 26th, 2014

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likearumchocolatesouffle asked:

Do you know one where Kurt is one of several people who are genetically engineered to be perfect humans? Every week he is scrutinized for imperfections and goes through a series of tests and then has his body and dna altered to be even better. Sebastian is another one of the subjects.

Blaine is hired as the music teacher for the subjects (because his dad is one of the scientists?) Sebastian is a bad guy and tricks Blaine in order to steal a syringe of something lethal. Meanwhile Blaine falls in love with Kurt who has never even been outside before. Not sure how it ends.

And there’s another story I remember where Kurt is an android who lives next door to songwriter Blaine, and Blaine has writers block, and  they fall in love and stuff. I remember a lot less about this one except that toward the end Blaine sings Human (by Darren Criss in real life, but by Blaine in the story) in order to express how he thinks of Kurt as a regular person or something.

#I’M SORRY JAMIE #I’VE NEVER READ THESE #AND MY FIC-FU IS FAILING ME #THIS IS A GREAT START TO THIS BLOG #*FACEPALM*

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My milkshakes bring them all and in the darkness bind them. 

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inabasket:

I don’t think Canadians are as friendly as they appear. They stab trees and feast on their blood.

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baby polar bear’s first steps [video] [via]

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sunsdown:

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH IT’S SO HAPPY AND THERE ARE SO MANY BALLS TO CHOOSE FROM AND THEN IN THE END IT’S JUST SO OVERWHELMED WITH HAPPINESS IT HAS TO LEAVE

i dont have to say it we’re all thinking the same thing

He should have gotten an extra hour in the ball pit

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"A soulmate is someone who has locks that fit our keys, and keys to fit our locks. When we feel safe enough to open the locks, our truest selves step out and we can be completely and honestly who we are; we can be loved for who we are and not for who we’re pretending to be. Each unveils the best part of the other. No matter what else goes wrong around us, with that one person we’re safe in our own paradise."

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GUYS I WAS JUST LISTENING TO BANANZA BY AKON AND IT JUST HIT ME THAT THE LINES ABOUT HOW HER KITTY LOVES TO PURR IT UP ARE ABOUT THE LADY-HE’S-OBJECTIVYING’S VA-JAY-JAY

LIKE HE USED THE WORD KITTY INSTEAD OF PUSSY

GET IT

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The bi, pan and poly people have claimed Steve Rogers.

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shoutout to little baby mkp and her never realizing that in her my little pony herd she had two lesbian mom ponies raising two little girl ponies and one little transboy pony

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kryptaria:

infinitefandoms:

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fairgroundsoldier:

i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

#we all read better fanfiction

#we all WRITE better fanfiction

We know the meaning of words like “consent” and “abuse” — not to mention the ins and outs of BDSM etiquette.

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into-the-weeds:

Daily Show just did a great bit mocking overly literal judges—applauding them for showing up to work even though, by rights, at the first stop sign they encountered their day should have literally stopped. Where are the go signs???

And I just, what a perfect description of being DD!

Stop sign says stop! You can’t fool me, you cannot eat box! That is a closet, not clothes! There are no fans in this room AND THERE NEVER WILL BE! 

We keep muddling through our lives even without any go signs, and people say we are miracles, but they don’t understand the real reasons.

I literally only realized a few months ago that you can take advil for muscle aches. And by ‘realized’ I mean had it pointed out to me by a long-suffering mother who was again absolutely dumbfounded I have lived to twenty five years of age.

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7:30 in the evening is LIKE 7:30 in the morning, right?

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