Aug. 7th, 2014

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shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

"It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"

"GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

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ME: so! apparently I'm too functional to be at all autistic.
KATE: ...who said that?
ME: psychiatrist.
KATE: ...well, first of all, you're not all that functional.
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arrowsforpens replied to your chat:ME: so! apparently I’m too functional to be at all…

xD i’m glad it wasn’t a bad thing to say. but the evidence is with you, even if it isn’t all the time.

like, I felt like I *should* be offended but no, that’s just. reality? and it’s not even just that I’m sometimes unable to function because of depression. a lot of the time I just can’t do stuff ‘everybody’ does, at least not in the way they do it.

and it’s kind of nice to know that people recognize that and that it’s not like. a lack of intelligence or effort on my part. because I get seriously frustrated with myself sometimes.

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the best part about being okay with identifying as neuroatypical is that I don’t feel so stupid and childish all the time.

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scifigurl started following you

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newleasemylove:

shamelesslymkp replied to your post:shamelesslymkp replied to your post:Sigh I suppose…

…but it’s wedn—ohhhhhhhh australia

YUP

this time last week I was getting organised for the wedding

time is weird

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oh yeah, I was going to eat dinner. like. three hours ago. that would be why I’m so hungry.

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exiledsojourner started following you

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msmeiriona:

HEY FOLLOWERS:

HAVE YOU EATEN RECENTLY?

ARE YOU HYDRATED?

IS THERE MEDICATION YOU NEED TO TAKE?

HAVE YOU LAUGHED TODAY?

FRIENDLY REMINDER BECAUSE I KNOW I NEED THEM EVERY SO OFTEN.

ALSO HERE HAVE A KITTEN:

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okay, so you are not quite so okay with seeing un-seen srsbzns klaine conversations as you are with seeing other un-seen things.

everything is still okay! there is no need to panic or freak out! you already knew in general terms what the conversation was about and were okay with knowing that! this is not really all that different!

also, this is totally on you! you are the one not watching the thing!

so take a few deep breaths and chill the fuck out!

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That first time they go to Scandals, about the only thing that doesn’t end up in disaster for Blaine is when he asks Dave Karofsky to tutor him in math. An unlikely friendship forms among Dave, Blaine and Kurt. Or: Dave learns how to love himself, Blaine learns how to accept love, and Kurt learns that love is a lot more complicated — and a lot simpler — than he ever imagined. AU from 3.05, but with many canon elements through the end of season 3.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:explicit, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel, pairing:david.karofsky/sebastian.smythe, pairing:kurt.hummel/david.karofsky, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel/david.karofsky, pairing:blaine.anderson/david.karofsky, pairing:relationships.include.friendship.romance.and.bromance, pairing:david.karofsky/original.male.character(s), ~author:wowbright, theme:queer-themes, queer-theme:polyamory, queer-theme:homosexuality, queer-theme:coming-out, queer-theme:dealing-with-homophobia, queer-theme:internalized-homophobia, warning:bullying, warning:homophobia, so-real-it-hurts, genre:au, au:justalittledifferent, character:david.karofsky, character:blaine.anderson, character:kurt.hummel

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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sararye:

if glee were food hehe ♥ [more]

#this is great except Kurt is not pizza #he’s something fancy and put-together #but also everyone’s favorite #maybe he’s a parfait #it has layers #everyone likes a parfait #you ever heard anyone be like no I don’t want no parfait (via nadiacreek)

A+++++ tags.

Let’s consider Kurt as pizza, though. It’s a layered dish. Crusty on the outside, which let’s be honest—Kurt can be crusty. Ooey and gooey on the inside and we know that to be true…even, dare we say…cheesy on occasion. And then, this meaty top. Have we all SEEN him shirtless lately? Have we seen his sexuality—his meatiness—in the last couple of seasons? Yes, we have. And, and, and, you can decorate a pizza in so many different ways, some healthy, some colorful, some purely decadent, but always, always delicious.

While I’d never have picked pizza on my own for Kurt, I’d have to say it’s truly something to consider.

Woah, that’s a lot of meta! I love this so much!

This hiatus is really really long isn’t it.

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kurt + tumblr text posts

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lamiroirr:

modifiedwh0re:

springwise:

Necklace fake-calls wearers’ mobiles as an excuse to leave uncomfortable situations

Women experience street harassment on a regular basis, but it takes many forms — some subtle and some less so. We’ve already seen Cuff jewelry include a discreet smart rape alarm that can be activated in the case of an actual street attack, but now Guardian Angel is a necklace or bracelet that can trigger a fake call to wearers’ cell phones to give them an excuse to remove themselves from an uncomfortable situation. READ MORE…

Or they could just say you creep me the fuck out and then leave?..

Not everyone can say “leave me alone you freak”. I’m sure women were attacked for saying that.

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I make nearly twice minimum wage, and trying to find an apartment I can
afford has me near tears. what the fuck is a “living wage”

i’m going to end up with a rent that’s like at least half of my monthly
income and begging my gma to act as a guarantor so they’ll fucking take me.

either that, or I’ll end up dying of panicky meltdowns about having to live
with a stranger.

or! I could possibly rent someplace an hour away from my work! granted,
this will up my monthly gas cost by several hundred dollars, so it may or
may not actually make a financial difference.

hashtag mkp whines a lot
hashtag mkp is allegedly a grownup

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no wonder there are so many freaking people going homeless in this area.

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the lion king + tumblr .

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new meds

Aug. 7th, 2014 04:25 pm
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the good: am like, 130% more productive. no crazy awful crashes, very
smooth.
the bad: still feel like crying and turtling away from the world at least
75% of the time.
the silver lining: it’s possible that the feelings of being overwhelmed and
useless and a ridiculous failure of an adult are actually not because of my
depression and are instead just a reasonable reaction to difficult
circumstances!
hashtag mkp whines a lot

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some days i find it very comforting that i have employer-provided
disability insurance.

other days i find my taking comfort in that fact to be v. disturbing.

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f0xyshy:

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

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postgraduatepurgatory:

Essential Productivity Apps for any student:

Caffeine-  Prevents your screen from going into sleep mode. Great if you’re writing notes on an article and the screen keeps dimming, whilst you hope that if you stare long enough, the phrase “homologous ways to a view of hegemony” will start to make sense.

Flux- If you find that you can’t sleep for ages after studying late at night, then this app is a total game changer. It basically turns the light on the screen red, because science people say that blue light keeps you awake and red light doesn’t. (*Full Disclosure* I’m not a scientist)

Focusbar- The annoying voice of your mother nagging you to finish your homework…in app form. You can set the annoying level (I have it set on “wildly annoying”) and a bar will appear in the corner every few seconds to remind you that you’re supposed to be doing something else besides looking at cat photos. 

Microsoft Office- self explanatory, so I’ve linked to an article about life hacks for Microsoft Office instead. Because I’m just that awesome. 

Nag- Does your 5 minute study break keep turning into an hour on Youtube? Then you need Nag in your life. It’s basically an alarm/timer. But an extremely loud and annoying alarm/timer that’s very difficult to ignore. The bells genuinely sound more judgemental the longer you ignore it.  

Self Control-  Also known as Cold Turkey for Microsoft users. If you absolutely cannot be trusted with an internet connection, then you need Self Control in your life. You add a list of websites to the “blacklist”and then set how long you want the app to work for, and for that duration of time you wont be able to access those website. Seriously, not even rebooting your computer or uninstalling the app will let you access the blacklist until your time is up. Tough love at its finest.

Zotero-  The new love of my life. Zotero allows you to manage all your citations and sources in one easy place. It’s an absolute life saver- no joke. There’s an in-word add in, so it will write your bibliography and citations for you in any format you want. There’s a chrome/firefox add in and a mobile app, so you don’t even have to type the citation into Zotero. Just press the button it does all the hard work for you. It even updates itself online, so you can still access your bibliography if your computer crashes. I <3 Zotero 5eva. 

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beatyouupandbeatyouoff:

look at these adorable nerds teaching you pillowcase bdsm

LOOK AT THEM

(the dude is on top, but he gets a pass because they’re both having so much fun look at them omg.)

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captaintinypockets:

YOU HEAR THAT BRITAIN?

IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED INTO THE HARBOR

MAKE SURE YOU DON’T FALL IN AND DROWN

INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER THAT

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poem-locker:

Breathing is just a rhythm. Tell yourself this so that the breathing
becomes a song. Sing this song all day while you shop in the hardware
store for things you do not need. Sing it again while you cook supper
for yourself. Cook supper for yourself, even if you don’t want to.
Go for a walk, even if you don’t want to. Put your shoes on
and get the leash and even bring the dog. She will be so pleased
you might start to forget. Also, breathe. It is a rhythm. Walk
around the block, and even farther, if you have a mind to.
You might. Your feet will take you. They can. If you listen,
they are a rhythm also. Like drums. Hand drums. Swing your hands
while you walk. Tell yourself they are kind of like wings,
that the bird’s wing has a hand inside it. It does.
Come home and make tea. Every time you dip the teabag,
hold your breath like you are underwater. Hold. Breathe.
Hold. Breathe. Like that, like you are swimming across
Lake Pleiades, under water like a fish, above water like a bird
until you are stitching lake and sky. You are a needle just then,
darning holes in things, a weave of stitches across and down, like a graph.
You need to be a graph. A grid. Numbers are perfect. You can draw
two lines on a graph that can never touch. This is what you are building.

psst stut—ter

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you know, one of the best things about your OTP being canon is that there’s a whole lot less “surprise! infidelity!” in your fics.

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