Aug. 14th, 2014

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you know what would be an actually useful development, tumblr?

if you auto-saved posts as they were being created.

you know.

like pretty much every other blogging platform does.

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mashable:

This Is What Happens When You Mash Up ‘Frozen’ With ‘50 Shades of Grey’

Childhood. Ruined.

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tastefullyoffensive:

"It started out as a kiss, how did it end up like this…" [x]

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lizis2spooky:

Sean Bean dies in everything because it’s the universe trying to correct the hole ripped in it due to the fact that his name doesn’t rhyme when it should

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ddlgdoodles:

Impact play is a common kink that’s practiced in D/s dynamics and S&M. It can be a form of punishment, teasing, and funishment. Spanking is the most well-known form of impact play either with hands and brushes. However, other objects can be used depending on the amount of pain or bruising that wants to be inflicted.

Short range vs Long Range:

Short range objects include hand, brush, ruler, belt, paddle, or anything that requires you to stand fairly close to the spankee.

Long range objects include canes, crops, whips, cat o nine tails, and floggers.

Safety:

Practice before engaging in impact play if you’re using long range or hard equipment.

Always have your partner’s consent and a safe word. If you don’t have a safe word, use these colors:
red = stop
yellow = slow down or pause
green = resume the scene

If the spankee is gagged or cannot speak, use a hand signal as safe words.

If you’re using a whip, practice with it before using it on someone. Aiming isn’t as easy as it looks and you could accidentally injure your sub/bottom.
Also keep in mind that whips can break skin!

Never hit the following areas:
Mid back - Your kidneys are located here
Tailbone
Spine
Hips
Stomach
Joints

These areas can be hit but with caution:
Face (only with your hand)
Crotch/genitalia
Inner thighs
Breasts/chest

If you spank someone with a cane or whip and the spankee bleeds, clean your equipment before using it on someone else.

A good thing to remember is that fatty areas work well with harder spankings and objects, while boney areas should not be hit with hard objects (like brushes and paddles) and should be hit moderately and lightly.

Don’t be afraid to attend dungeons and observe how others use their toys and ask questions.

Aftercare:

Aftercare is extremely important. Not only could you have bruises and welts to soothe but you have to treat subdrop also. If you’re not familiar with subdrop or subspace, refer to this post or read on Google.

Having an aftercare kit is a good start. It should include an icepack, wet cloths, bandaids, a blanket, water and Gatorade, pain relievers, and energy food.

Do not leave your sub or bottom alone after a scene. Hold them, hug them, kiss them, cuddle them or anything that lets you know that you love them and soothes them.

If you’re shaking, feeling lightheaded, panicking, or hyperventilating you should lie down and relax. I recommend taking deep breaths where you breathe in from your nose, hold it in, and then exhale until the next breath comes naturally. This is something that I was taught to do for panic attacks. This should help the tremors (shaking) stop, help you calm down, and bring your heart beat and breathing back to normal.

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jaesama:

this is probably the best cover i’ve heard of this song

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agentlemistress:

male-obsessed:

bound beaty

Beautiful rope work. Must try this out.

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there’s a bail and legal fund that’s been set up for those who’ve been arrested 

this person is trying to organize a food drive for school kids in ferguson. 

national moment of silence 2014 (for victims of police brutality) 

share the following: 

videos of what has happened

links to articles

how to make a tear gas mask

livestream link to the peaceful protests

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IT’S FUNNY HOW MUCH MORE DIFFICULT IT IS TO THINK WHEN YOU HAVEN’T SLEPT IN
TWENTY FOUR HOURS

WHY, IT’S ALMOST AS IF SLEEP IS A NECESSARY THING FOR LIVING!!!!11

hashtag plot twist

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okay but what if i gave myself arbitrary life deadlines like ‘in four years
you will find a new job’ ‘two years after that you will go back to school’
etc

would wild existentialists stop appearing whenever i think further ahead
than the next few months?

hashtag inquiring minds would like to know
hashtag mkp whines a lot

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life hack: take your meds

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I HAVE AN IDEA

YOU SHOULD REBLOG THIS POST

AND ADD A DRABBLE
OR A PLOT BUNNY
OR A DETAILED OUTLINE OF THAT HOT PORN SCENE YOU’VE BEEN ITCHING TO WRITE

YOU SHOULD DO THIS BECAUSE OF REASONS.

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…in the ‘these meds seem to be working’ column, I have still been more
productive today than I was for nearly a month three weeks ago, despite
feeling like death.

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shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

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SO! CRANKY! I COULD! SCREAM!

OR BREAK THINGS!

THIS ROAD GOES EVER ON AND ON

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THE RIDE I’D LIKE TO GET OFF

hashtag mkp whines a lot

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today is a day of tangerines and bad brains and cranky exclamation points
used to hold back tears!

please to be reblogging with nice things.

please?

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WOW TODAY IS AWFUL

BRAIN PLS STOP

YOU SOUND SCARILY LOGICAL AND YOU ARE TELLING LIES.

hashtag the word of the day is tangerines
hashtag being dead is not a life hack
hashtag bad brains blogging

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mconideas:

Just download this baby to your Google Chrome web browser, and the word “Millennial” will magically be replaced with the phrase “pesky whipper-snapper.”      - Tech Times

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Giveaway!

Aug. 14th, 2014 10:05 pm
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moriahgemel:

I want to thank my followers here on my professional blog! So I’m giving away a little bit of swag in honor of my 100th follower.

First…the rules:

You MUST be following me!

You must be over 18 years of age.

Only reblogs count! But reblog as many times as you like.

The giveaway ends the day of the release of Load the Dice (September 9)

I’ll ship anywhere worldwide!

So what will you get?

Fuzzy handcuffs! For the furthering of your naughty play (or as a novelty item).

A hand-drawn doodle by my 2 year old son.

A handwritten message from me.

Various little knick knacks and doo dads, which I will select once you have won, basing them on your blog.

A signed copy of my upcoming novel, Load the Dice*

And that’s it! Get reblogging!

(*You will have to wait for the physical copy to be published at the end of its serial run. You can choose if you’ll receive the other prizes at that time, or as soon as available.)

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Giveaway!

Aug. 14th, 2014 10:05 pm
shamelessly_mkp: (Default)
moriahgemel:

I want to thank my followers here on my professional blog! So I’m giving away a little bit of swag in honor of my 100th follower.

First…the rules:

You MUST be following me!

You must be over 18 years of age.

Only reblogs count! But reblog as many times as you like.

The giveaway ends the day of the release of Load the Dice (September 9)

I’ll ship anywhere worldwide!

So what will you get?

Fuzzy handcuffs! For the furthering of your naughty play (or as a novelty item).

A hand-drawn doodle by my 2 year old son.

A handwritten message from me.

Various little knick knacks and doo dads, which I will select once you have won, basing them on your blog.

A signed copy of my upcoming novel, Load the Dice*

And that’s it! Get reblogging!

(*You will have to wait for the physical copy to be published at the end of its serial run. You can choose if you’ll receive the other prizes at that time, or as soon as available.)

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Giveaway!

Aug. 14th, 2014 10:39 pm
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moriahgemel:

I want to thank my followers here on my professional blog! So I’m giving away a little bit of swag in honor of my 100th follower.

First…the rules:

You MUST be following me!

You must be over 18 years of age.

Only reblogs count! But reblog as many times as you like.

The giveaway ends the day of the release of Load the Dice (September 9)

I’ll ship anywhere worldwide!

So what will you get?

Fuzzy handcuffs! For the furthering of your naughty play (or as a novelty item).

A hand-drawn doodle by my 2 year old son.

A handwritten message from me.

Various little knick knacks and doo dads, which I will select once you have won, basing them on your blog.

A signed copy of my upcoming novel, Load the Dice*

And that’s it! Get reblogging!

(*You will have to wait for the physical copy to be published at the end of its serial run. You can choose if you’ll receive the other prizes at that time, or as soon as available.)

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poeticprinciple started following you

gaazhagens started following you

perfectanomaly started following you

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futurefantasticisdead:

that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

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