Aug. 30th, 2014

Giveaway!

Aug. 30th, 2014 12:27 am
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moriahgemel:

I want to thank my followers here on my professional blog! So I’m giving away a little bit of swag in honor of my 100th follower.

First…the rules:

You MUST be following me!

You must be over 18 years of age.

Only reblogs count! But reblog as many times as you like.

The giveaway ends the day of the release of Load the Dice (September 9)

I’ll ship anywhere worldwide!

So what will you get?

Fuzzy handcuffs! For the furthering of your naughty play (or as a novelty item).

A hand-drawn doodle by my 2 year old son.

A handwritten message from me.

Various little knick knacks and doo dads, which I will select once you have won, basing them on your blog.

A signed copy of my upcoming novel, Load the Dice*

And that’s it! Get reblogging!

(*You will have to wait for the physical copy to be published at the end of its serial run. You can choose if you’ll receive the other prizes at that time, or as soon as available.)

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officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

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“So, Governor Nixon says that it is hard to tell among protesters at night who was there to help and who was there to hurt. Given that the unarmed teen was killed by a police officer during the day, and given that the response of the governor was to suspend the First Amendment rights of protesters in the nighttime hours because of the difficulty of telling which ones of them are there to help and which ones to hurt, has there been any discussion about suspending the rights of police officers to carry weapons during the day? Because it is difficult to tell which of them are there to help, and which of them are there to hurt.”
- Melissa Harris-Perry (More questions than answers in Ferguson)
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one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

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Because he tells his father he’s stopped wearing knee-length sweaters to get a car and keeps wearing knee-length sweaters.

Because he tells Mercedes he’s into Rachel rather than coming out or saying he’s not interested.

Brittany S. Pierce and John Mellencamp.

The great Get Finn manipulation that involves setting his dad up to date Carole.

"Infiltrate Dalton." "Okay."  And then he throws together a fake uniform.

Because of the way he strikes a deal with Dave, that’s highly manipulative but that he goes out of his way to always honor, so that he can return to WMHS.

Because he throws the singing competition with Rachel to protect his dad instead of just resigning from it and showing any weakness.  Because he holds that card for years until he plays it against her.

Because he’s acutely ambitious.

Kurt has a code of ethics.  It’s just not necessarily other people’s.  He’s good at manipulation.  He plays a long game.  And he tends to honor his debts.

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Switch!Klaine brought to you by RIB. 

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1sluttyprincess:

ballerinabondagefairies:

Nipple piercings - pretty much an advertising billboard, that says in giant font, I LOVE EROTIC ATTENTION ON MY NIPPLES. Part of why I love them, of course…

- Spankopera

Haha, love the commentary- so true! And the pic is awesome of course, too. : )

piercing.

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msmeiriona:

HEY FOLLOWERS:

HAVE YOU EATEN RECENTLY?

ARE YOU HYDRATED?

IS THERE MEDICATION YOU NEED TO TAKE?

HAVE YOU LAUGHED TODAY?

FRIENDLY REMINDER BECAUSE I KNOW I NEED THEM EVERY SO OFTEN.

ALSO HERE HAVE A KITTEN:

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I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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Breathplay.  Kurt’s neckerchiefs have always served more than one purpose, and Blaine finally figures out what that means.  

Warnings: detailed descriptions of choking/breath restriction and subtle BDSM & D/S themes.

Jude: I think maybe bossy!Kurt, as delightful as he is, might need to let go every now and then, don’t you?  Maybe he’ll be a little more relaxed now…

Blaine irons while Kurt lays out the strips of fabric on the table beside their bed with careful, even spacing. It’s Friday night, they are both home, and Kurt’s audition is in two days. Everything about his outfit, down to the color and arrangement of his pocket square, has to be perfect.

Blaine has been wonderful this week, canceling plans and coming home early just to help him prepare. They’re in the final stages—down to accent choices and shoe selection, and Kurt is getting twitchy. He’s been off his game for days, nerves and the desire to be flawless making him more awkward than usual. Even with Blaine’s presence, he’s had to resort to Ambien the last two nights, and that’s telling.

The smell of warm fabric and Blaine’s repetitive motions as he irons is soothing, though, and even though Kurt’s pulse is spiking, he’s okay for the moment.

"Alright," Blaine says, bringing over the last of the neckerchief choices. "We’ve got a pastel, a few patterns, and a few solids—"

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so, um sp0ilers for the fic but

when kurt soaks through his pants—and blaine sees—and kurt is so ashamed (?) and uncomfortable—and blaine squeezes his throat—and kurt has to sit down he’s so turned on and out of it—

i die. i just die. that transition from hiding to sharing was so tied up in shame and desperation and also it’s something kurt does/wants to manage his anxiety and also there are hands on throats like literally could this BE more my thing?!?! jesus h. christ. 

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“Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn’t believing. It’s where belief stops, because it isn’t needed anymore.”
- Terry Pratchett, Pyramids
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I was waffling back and forth about participating in this, because my older fic is all part of a co-authored crackity mob!au, and the writing is. less than stellar? (It really didn’t help that my co-author and I were writing it in alternating chunks with really different writing styles. So. choppy.)

But even though a lot of it makes me cringe, I’m still proud of the Fabfather - it was the first time I’d ever really written fic, the first time I’d ever finished writing a story longer than a couple thousand words, and it was one of the funnest writing experiences I’ve ever had.

(It got less fun near the end when I was struggling to finish our KBBB fic and my co-author stopped responding to any of my emails but still overall it was amazingly fun.)

There’s a lot I’m proud of in this series, too - it’s far more humorous than my baby!kinksters verse, for one thing, and Finn’s POV in it will never stop cracking me up even if I’m the one who wrote him.

Fic summaries and links under a read-more for the sake of your dashboards, as this post is rather long already what with my babbling on.

THE FIC-BITS THAT STARTED IT ALL (in chronological order)

originally posted as comment!fics to mary_flanner’s fic “101 Ways Blaine Tips McKinley On Its Head (Without Batting an Eyelash)”

Summary: “So instead of slinking off to the bathroom to change clothes, rinse his hair and nurse his wounded pride, Blaine capitalizes on the years of pent up l’esprit de l’escalier he’s had seething through his veins since the day he left his old school.”   — continued in comments as a collaborative work

Kurt Finds Out (that he’s dating the son of a mob!boss)McKinley HS Meets Anthony the Bodyguard  (AKA the one that started it all)Burt Finds Out (that his son is dating a mobster)New Directions Finds Out (that Blaine is a mobster & that they’re always the last to know)New Directions Still Doesn’t Get It  (Especially Finn)

FICS (in chronological order)

In Which Kurt Gets Kidnapped - Glee [Archive of Our Own]  

In which Kurt gets kidnapped, only not really, and Things Happen. Of a romantical nature. (wherein our crack develops FEELINGS) 
Notes: part of the FabFather ‘verse. Just as ridiculous as it sounds. Not entirely my fault. (jst_klo is also to blame.)

!fic  ::my_fic  au:mob!au  fandom:glee  genre:au  genre:crack   note:series pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel  rating:mature  series/universe:glee:thefabfather site:archiveofourown  ~author:jst_klo  ~author:shamelessly_mkp  

may I have the freedom to choose (and all the information to choose wisely) - Glee [Archive of Our Own]

SUMMARY: Kurt Hummel knows all about the Andersons. He knows all about his boyfriend’s future as a mob!boss. He doesn’t care. 
Maybe he should. Blaine’s mother decides to make sure Kurt really has all of the facts. 
TEASER:

“Do you really think you can handle being an Anderson? Do you even understand what that means?

“My son, my daughter, my husband — they were born into this. This is their birthright. This life? It’s all they’ve ever known. “You seem to be a nice boy, Kurt, and Blaine certainly seems enamored enough of you, but are you really certain you love my son enough to marry into the mob? Are you willing to give up being Kurt Hummel and become Kurt Anderson?

“Because if the answer to that is no, then it’s better for you to realize that now. It’ll hurt less in the long run, for both of you.” 
NOTES/WARNINGS: This story is part of a larger AU; as you already know ( :P ) other stories in this universe are available at the_fabfather. Here be differently-characterized characters [this universe was born during s2 hiatus], dubious realism, some kink that came out of nowhere, and an overabundance of commas, em-dashes, and italics. Apologies in advance.

!fic  ::my_fic  au:mob!au  fandom:glee  genre:au  genre:crack  kink:d/s  note:series pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel  rating:mature  series/universe:glee:thefabfather site:archiveofourown  warning:kink-consent-issues  ~author:jst_klo  ~author:shamelessly_mkp  

FRONT SIGHT, TRIGGER PRESS, FOLLOW THROUGH - Glee [Archive of Our Own]  

Kurt. At the shooting range. For the very first time.

!fic  ::my_fic  au:mob!au  fandom:glee  genre:au  genre:crack  genre:gen  note:drabble/ficlet  note:series pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel  rating:teenandupaudiences  series/universe:glee:thefabfather site:archiveofourown  ~author:shamelessly_mkp  

EXTRAS

Dramatis Personae

Timeline(CAUTION: SPOILERS!)  

(SPOILER:  KURT AND BLAINE LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.  ALSO BLAINE IS A MOB!BOSS.)

Visual Aides!(aka photos of people who look like our characters)

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you are not allowed to have a fucking anxiety attack about a half-remembered glimpse of words about a possible sp0iler just because people are saying there are ‘significant sp0ilers’ out now

you. are. not. allowed.

there is a line and i am drawing it

so calm the fuck down

you are even less allowed to have one about someone referencing being disappointed about ‘certain pieces of information’ that have come out.

don’t you dare get lightheaded and shaky over this. don’t. you. dare.

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Giveaway!

Aug. 30th, 2014 09:51 pm
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moriahgemel:

I want to thank my followers here on my professional blog! So I’m giving away a little bit of swag in honor of my 100th follower.

First…the rules:

You MUST be following me!

You must be over 18 years of age.

Only reblogs count! But reblog as many times as you like.

The giveaway ends the day of the release of Load the Dice (September 9)

I’ll ship anywhere worldwide!

So what will you get?

Fuzzy handcuffs! For the furthering of your naughty play (or as a novelty item).

A hand-drawn doodle by my 2 year old son.

A handwritten message from me.

Various little knick knacks and doo dads, which I will select once you have won, basing them on your blog.

A signed copy of my upcoming novel, Load the Dice*

And that’s it! Get reblogging!

(*You will have to wait for the physical copy to be published at the end of its serial run. You can choose if you’ll receive the other prizes at that time, or as soon as available.)

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ohhhhhhhh what a wonderful recommendation to receive yes hello

i’ve actually answered another ask like this in the past but i can’t find it for the life of me so here we go

my personal favorites include:

santa olivia by jacqueline carey

fingersmith by sarah waters

white is for witching by helen oyeyemi

the lynburn legacy by sarah rees brennan

the circle of magic by tamora pierce

ash by malinda lo

the telling by ursula k le guin

silhouette of a sparrow by molly beth griffin

the gemma doyle trilogy by libba bray

kissing the witch by emma donoghue

the graceling trilogy by kristin cashore

the witch sea by sarah diemer

otherbound by corinne duyvis

and the ones on my to-read list:

fried green tomatoes at the whistlestop cafe by fannie flagg

when women were warriors by catherine m wilson

adaptation by malinda lo

the princess trilogy by jim c hines

i can’t think straight by shamim sarif

the miseducation of cameron post by emily m danforth

wildthorn by jane eagland

the handmaid’s tale by margaret atwood

tipping the velvet by sarah waters

affinity by sarah waters

the paying guests by sarah waters

oranges are not the only fruit by jeanette winterson

annie on my mind by nancy garden

empress of the world by sara ryan

ammonite by nicola griffith

slow river by nicola griffith

hild by nicola griffith

china mountain zhang by maureen f mchugh

she rises by kate worsley

pantomime by laura lam

love in the time of global warming by francesca lia block

the drowning girl by caitlín r kiernan

alcestis by katharine beutner

EDITED TO ADD i forgot my requisite links to the lesbrary and the lesbian goodreads project

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oh yeahhhhh that’s why i don’t follow that person anymore. right.

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I’m my own biggest fan.

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jean-luc-gohard:

castiels-weenie:

jean-luc-gohard:

What fucks me up about the Darren Wilson fundraiser is that he hasn’t been charged with a crime. He doesn’t have to hire a lawyer. He’s on paid leave, so he’s not losing wages. This is not covering his expenses, because he doesn’t have any additional expenses. This is a reward. He’s getting a $250,000 reward for murdering an unarmed black kid.

HE HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. MIKE REACHED FOR HIS GUN. HIS FRIEND THAT WAS WITH HIM EVEN ADMITTED THAT HE LIED ABOUT THE COP JUST RANDOMLY SHOOTING HIM AND CONFIRMED THAT THEY ROBBED THE STORE. SELF DEFESE.

None of this is true. This is how good the Ferguson PD’s smear campaign has been. Not one sentence here is accurate. Let’s break this down:

"HE HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL." Michael Brown’s autopsy showed no sign of struggle.The picture of the CT scan that’s being passed around to show that Wilson had an orbital blowout fracture is actually from 2008 from the University of Iowa, and a right-wing pundit photoshopped out the date and hospital info.

"MIKE REACHED FOR HIS GUN." Officer Wilson’s story is that the first shot that went off was an accidental discharge while they were fighting over the gun. However. there was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, meaning that he was absolutely not holding the gun when it went off and furthermore that he was not even that close. He was fired on from a distance.

"HIS FRIEND THAT WAS WITH HIM EVEN ADMITTED THAT HE LIED ABOUT THE COP JUST RANDOMLY SHOOTING HIM AND CONFIRMED THAT THEY ROBBED THE STORE." This is actually a compound lie, which is kind of impressive. His friend, Dorian Johnson, did not say that. His lawyer said they were together in the convenience store, the police said there was a robbery, and the media put those two statements next to each other to imply a statement was made that never was. Johnson isn’t being charged with anything because the Ferguson PD “determined he committed no crime." The Ferguson PD also admitted Officer Wilson didn’t know about the scuffle at the convenience store before he stopped Brown and Johnson. You may be wondering why I say scuffle instead of robbery. That’s because there wasn’t one: the owners of the store didn’t call the police and video shows Brown paying for the cigarillos! The clerk confronted Brown about reaching across the counter instead of waiting for him to hand over the cigarillos, he put his hand on Brown, and Brown pushed him. Yes, he pushed him too hard, but the clerk apparently didn’t care enough to call the police. The police were called by another customer in the store, who apparently didn’t know what was actually happening.

"SELF DEFESE." The autopsy shows that he was shot on the inside of his arm, meaning his hands were up, and the top of his head, meaning that, since Brown was 6’4”, either he was on his knees or the officer was 8’ tall. The officer was not 8’ tall.

The evidence clearly shows that Officer Wilson, who had no idea of the not-actually-a-robbery, executed the unarmed Mike Brown while he was on his knees with his hands in the air. Just like all of the eyewitnesses said (except for “Josie,” who turned out not to be real).

But the Ferguson PD’s already tainted public opinion. They’ve spread so many lies so effectively that no amount of evidence will bring justice. Your ignorance here is proof of just how effective it’s been.

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