Sep. 22nd, 2014

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msmeiriona:

HEY FOLLOWERS:

HAVE YOU EATEN RECENTLY?

ARE YOU HYDRATED?

IS THERE MEDICATION YOU NEED TO TAKE?

HAVE YOU LAUGHED TODAY?

FRIENDLY REMINDER BECAUSE I KNOW I NEED THEM EVERY SO OFTEN.

ALSO HERE HAVE A KITTEN:

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into-the-weeds:

Okay dash listen up I need to tell you all about ELECTRIC RAZORS.

You can shave your legs ANYWHERE. You do not need soap or water! You don’t have to try and balance in the shower! You could shave your legs in bed with this probably! 

YOU CAN’T HURT YOURSELF. IT CANNOT NICK YOU OR SCRAPE YOU.

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PEEL ANYTHING STICKY OFF OF YOUR LEGS. 

You can get a close enough shave, if you use a good one and go slow, to last a WHOLE WEEK!

YOU CAN JUST SPEND 10 MINUTES A WEEK SHAVING YOUR LEGS, COMFORTABLY, WITHOUT TAKING A SHOWER OR RISKING LIFE AND LIMB, AND VOILA. DONE. GENDER CONFORMITY UNLOCKED.

Anyway yeah, I have struggled with shaving my legs since I was 12 years old, and this is basically a game changer for me. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS??? So now I am telling you!

WAIT I WAS JUST WONDERING ABOUT HTIS THE OTHER DAY, LIKE. WHY IS THIS NOT A THING THAT PEOPLE DO??? IS THERE SOME THING I’M MISSING THAT WOULD MAKE IT INEFFECTIVE OR BAD TO BE USED FOR LEG SHAVING PURPOSES??? WHAT DO ALL THESE PEOPLE KNOW THAT I DON’T???? god i hate shaving my legs but i can’t stand the feel of hair like literally 24 hours after shaving it is either time to shave again or time to wear leggings for the rest of forever.

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orangeyouellis:

geeksandgaymers:

Our boy has awful taste in men.

NEVER EVER NOT REBLOG

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neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

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The soldier does not find the Mission. The soldier finds a tow-headed white child, aged approximately five years, unconscious and naked amid the empty Captain America uniform lying charred and bloody in the middle of what used to be a battleground. The soldier finds an expanse of bruised flesh and stubborn cowlicks that shine through the fog in his head. The soldier lifts the child up and slings it under one arm before running.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:captainamerica, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:james.”bucky”.barnes/steve.rogers, pairing:james.”bucky”.barnes.&.steve.rogers, ~author:what_alchemy, genre:gen, trope:deaged!character, trope:kid!fic, trope:amnesia, awesome, warning:brainwashing/mindfuckery

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He’d been back from Afghanistan about two months when the Battle of New York happened. He had heard about Captain America getting pulled out of the ice a week or so before, of course - it had been all over the internet, in all the papers. Sam hadn’t really cared, at the time. Too wrapped up in trying to sleep through the night, surrounded by people who loved him but didn’t get it. Those were angry days where every hour was a challenge not to scream at his own family for all their petty, safe, day to day living, and Sam had felt pretty much the same about Captain America’s revival as he did hearing about the Chitauri invasion, which was basically that he could give a fuck.   - This story takes place in parallel to Wheels Won’t Turn. You don’t need to read them in any particular order.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:captainamerica, fandom:captainamerica-allmediatypes, fandom:agentsofs.h.i.e.l.d., rating:notrated, pairing:james.”bucky”.barnes/steve.rogers, ~author:hansbekhart, genre:gen, rating:G-PG13, character:sam.wilson, genre:character-study, genre:episode-tag/missing-scene, theme:poc-themes

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Melissa isn’t sure how she accidentally adopted a teenager, but she’s confident that somehow, it’s all Stiles Stilinski’s fault. Notes: Remember Play It Again? Possibly not, because IT’S BEEN A YEAR, but look! Here is a side-story from that universe! It’s only short. Also, I realize the side-story people most want to see is Stiles’s 18th birthday, and I’ve written part of it, but…idk. Season 3 really threw me off there. I’ll regroup, though, and finish it some year. STICK WITH ME, KIDS. But no, this is a Melissa and Isaac side-story. For the record, CPS is not always this bad, but they are always overworked and underpaid, and in a town with a murder rate like Beacon Hills? I mean, that’s a lot of orphans for a small population. It would probably be this bad. It’s this bad in most towns with high murder rates. And on that note…ENJOY?!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:teenwolf, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:melissa.mccall.&.isaac.lahey, pairing:melissa.mccall.&.scott.mccall, ~author:metisket, awesome, genre:gen, genre:au, trope:visiting-an-au, heartbreaking, warning:abuse, note:series, series/universe:teenwolf:playitagain, warning:a-bit-too-bamf, au:everyone-lives/nobody-dies

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Jesse had wondered, after the Jimmy Carter went down, how it was possible to see people as pawns, nothing more than tokens to be sacrificed on the altar of a higher cause. She hadn’t ever expected to know.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:terminator:thesarahconnorchronicles, rating:mature, pairing:jesse.flores/derek.reese, ~author:pouncer, genre:character-study, character:jesse.flores

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We are not studying in order to know what virtue is, but to become good, for otherwise there would be no profit in it.—Aristotle, Nicomachean Ethics 2.2!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:terminator:thesarahconnorchronicles, rating:generalaudiences, ~author:beatrice_otter, genre:gen, genre:character-study, character:john.henry, character:james.ellison

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Anonymous prompted: after getting back together, Kurt and Blaine set up some rules for cohabitation/their relationship- fluffy and sweet like: Kurt swears to never hold Blaine’s bow ties hostage during an argument (ot sth)!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel, ~author:alianne82, trope:domestic!fic, adorable, sweet, genre:five-times/five-things

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In high school, when Brittany wanted to run for class president, Santana supported her 100%. In college, she was a little more concerned, but still okay. Senate? Now that might be pushing it.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:santana.lopez/brittany.s..pierce, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel, pairing:quinn.fabray/noah.puckerman, ~author:dearlydraupadi, genre:gen, genre:au, post-canon, awesome

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From the Kurt_Blaine LJ community, Polychromator on LJ has a prompt that reads “Blaine goes to Dalton, so he must be pretty loaded. So - he takes Kurt out to one of those insanely expensive restaurants, with the Michelin Star chefs and where an entree costs £50.”!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:explicit, pairing:blaine/.kurt.hummel, ~author:fabrisse, genre:au, au:jossed, sweet, .shouldalreadybetagged, season/series-two, glee:dapper!blaine

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The first week after Steve walked out of SHIELD, he went clubbing.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:captainamerica, rating:explicit, pairing:steve.rogers/sam.wilson, ~author:astolat, genre:au, trope:marriage!fic, trope:arranged-marriage, entertaining

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