Sep. 26th, 2014

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ifwecansparkle:

I don’t understand people who don’t like new fans.

When I meet someone who is new to one of my fandoms, my first instinct is to be like “HERE HAVE EVERY BOOK, ARTICLE, AND FANFICTION EVER WRITTEN AND ALSO WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF EVERY SCENE/EPISODE/SONG AND ALSO HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER LETS DISCUSS THIS WHAT INSIDE JOKES CAN I EXPLAIN TO YOU LET’S BE FRIENDS.”

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2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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*covers ears and hums loudly* 

i know nothing i want to know nothing there is absolutely nothing to know



also

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zolabooks:

Storybook gown constructed entirely out of recycled and discarded children’s Golden Books. Designer Ryan Novelline created the bodice from the golden spines of these classic children’s books and sewed together the skirt from their illustrated pages.

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Clint has to safeword, and it terrifies him.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:theavengers, rating:explicit, pairing:clint.barton/phil.coulson, ~author:hoosierbitch, theme:kink-themes, kink-theme:character-uses-safeword, kink-theme:aftercare, warning:other/unspecified

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blaine + text posts [part one & two]

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proudly-pro-choice:

You are not a bad person for getting abortion, it doesn’t matter if:

you were assaulted

your birth control failed

you weren’t on birth control at all

there is a medical issue

you don’t want children

you already have children and can’t handle another

you aren’t ready

you don’t want to be pregnant

You are never a bad person for needing an abortion. There is nothing wrong with you. Don’t ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

You are not alone.

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dare-master:

Intro to Basic Japanese Rope Bondage

Knots

Square Knot: If you can tie your shoes, you can make a square knot. Its just like the first part of tying your shoes, and for the second part you repeat the first half in the opposite direction… Remember “right over left, left over right … makes a square knot nice a tight!”

Half Hitch: The half hitch is a little harder but also very useful. You wrap the rope around what you going to bind too, fold it over itself, then push a loop under the first part, the pull the tails through the loop and pull tight. If you do 3 half hitches, we call that a “hitch and a half”. its possible for a half hitch to slip, but if you do 3 in a row, its easy and fast to make, and virtually impossible to come apart.

Larks Head : It is not really a knot and is called a larks head. Basically you wrap the rope around the body or limp, then put the tails the the bite ( folded mid point ) from the opposite direction and pulling the tails in the opposite direction till snug.

 Basic Techniques

Folding/Bight  is when you find the center of the rope, and fold the 2 halves over creating a bite and 2 tails. Almost all Japanese rope bondage is based of this technique. It makes the rope act like its twice as wide (so 3/8” rope acts as its 3/4” wide), makes it faster to use up the rope and creates larks heads easy.

Banding: is when you double, triple etc. up the rope up to make it act as it wider then it is to spread out pressure on the surface of the skin. Folding is a version of banding, and you can use a folded rope to create more banding. So a 3/8” rope can act as is 3/4”, 1 1/4”, 2 1/2” wide etc.

Layering: is when you take several different pieces of rope or techniques and layer them on top of each other, or have them effect each other. For example,  making a chest harness, then taking another rope, and using one the ends to tie to the chest harness, and the other end to a beam.

The Boola-Boola is an example of layering in one technique.( Figure 8)

Bar Wrap : A bar wrap is when you take the tails of rope and wrap them around a band of rope nice and tight. Basically you end up making a handle you can grab and lift with. And a beautiful way to use up extra rope!

So using these knots are bondage techniques, you can do almost any kind of Japanese rope bondage.

Source

Animated knots is another great site where you can learn all knots required for any kind of bondage.

Visit here for more DIY BDSM instructions and resources

 

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you-get-proud-by-practicing:

i have witnessed almost everything on this list in the past year. this would be funnier if it weren’t such an accurate description of my job. 

10 Tricks to Appear Smart During Meetings

by Sarah Cooper for medium.com

Here are my ten favorite tricks for quickly appearing smart during meetings.

Like everyone, appearing smart during meetings is my top priority. Sometimes this can be difficult if you start daydreaming about your next vacation, your next nap, or bacon. When this happens, it’s good to have some fallback tricks to fall back on. Here are my ten favorite tricks for quickly appearing smart during meetings.

1. Draw a Venn diagram

Getting up and drawing a Venn diagram is a great way to appear smart. It doesn’t matter if your Venn diagram is wildly inaccurate, in fact, the more inaccurate the better. Even before you’ve put that marker down, your colleagues will begin fighting about what exactly the labels should be and how big the circles should be, etc. At this point, you can slink back to your chair and go back to playing Candy Crush on your phone.

2. Translate percentage metrics into fractions

If someone says “About 25% of all users click on this button,” quickly chime in with, “So about 1 in 4,” and make a note of it. Everyone will nod their head in agreement, secretly impressed and envious of your quick math skills.

3. Encourage everyone to “take a step back”

There comes a point in most meetings where everyone is chiming in, except you. Opinions and data and milestones are being thrown around and you don’t know your CTA from your OTA. This is a great point to go, “Guys, guys, guys, can we take a step back here?” Everyone will turn their heads toward you, amazed at your ability to silence the fray. Follow it up with a quick, “What problem are we really trying to solve?” and, boom! You’ve bought yourself another hour of looking smart.

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IT IS VERY WEIRD TO REALIZE HOW VERY WEIRD YOU ARE AND THAT YOUR WEIRDNESS
IS ACTUALLY NOT WEIRD ONCE YOU SHIFT PARADIGMS

LIKE I KEEP FINDING MORE THINGS THAT APPARENTLY OTHER PEOPLE DON’T DO OR
DON’T HAVE DIFFICULTY WITH

AND THEN I FIND THAT THEY ARE THINGS THAT SPECTRUM PEOPLE DO

AND I AM JUST

*HEADDESK*

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH
.
.
.
hashtag mkp isn’t neurotypical
hashtag poor kate she gets to hear about ALL OF THE DISCOVERIES
hashtag and asked ALL OF THE QUESTIONS
hashtag altho i’m guessing it’s a little less frustrating for her too now
that it’s pretty clear i’m not being obtuse on purpose
hashtag on the other hand at least every other day i’m like KATE THIS THING
I DO. IS IT NORMAL? IT SEEMS LIKE MAYBE IT IS NOT NORMAL. which. probably
gets old pretty quick.
hashtag all my entertaining childhood annecdotes about times i was weird
probably also get a little wearing
hashtag i really am trying to be better about it i swear they just are
really funny to me and i’m not good at not sharing hilarity
hashtag kate for sainthood 2k14
hashtag mkp loves her kate
hashtag mkp hates posting by email
hashtag i should really go back and make these things into actualfax tags
at some point huh

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kate for sainthood 2k14

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into-the-weeds:

lilmisscheekbones:

Whenever I see a survey result about the average amount of time a person spends online daily I kinda worry I’m Internet Georg

#WE ARE ALL INTERNET GEORG (via andromedalogic)

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behindsuchgreeneyes:

Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:

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me: this book destroyed my life
me: *add to the favorite books list*
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queeringfeministreality:

thecutestofthecute:

This has been a baby Ocelittle appreciation post. You’re welcome.

YESSSSSS

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jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

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sweetie-bot:

mybuttisaurus:

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

Calming CAT!

oh my god it is calming

System failure.

Shutting down.

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I’ve been looking for you forever.

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boyswillbekings:

#BoysWillBeKings Aviel (VIII) by #ReyBadesan /Styling #EdenRamirezC /Arnés #AlejadroRincon 

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