Oct. 16th, 2014

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if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die

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so, my mom made some excellent points about me being young, in arguably fair enough health, still lacking in responsibilities such as children etc. and how it would be entirely reasonable and in fact responsible of me to volunteer to help my dad do shit since he works so hard and she’s sick and concussed and now also has a sprained ankle

which. all true!

but like. also I only managed to fake functioning today by the skin of my teeth and a metric fuckon of minesweeper? (repetitive clicking: hot damn this is my stim)

and my own home is a complete disaster and I really ought to clean IT?

and you know what. I AM young and self-centered and used to my parents being these all-powerful beings who Do the Things so no, volunteering to do chores for them is not necessarily something that occurs to me, especially since ‘doing chores for my mother’ is something I have instinctively tried to avoid for as long as I can remember because a) as might be obvious I am lazy and hate work and b) are never done to her satisfaction and therefore might as well have not been done at all

I’m sorry, mom. I’m sorry I’m not a better, more mature daughter. I’m sorry I’ve been so awfully direct about how upset I’ve been made by your behavior lately.

I’m sorry I can’t even tell where my rational upset ends and the irrational begins.

I’m sorry I keep thinking awful words in conjunction with your behavior, and I’m sorry I see the parallels; I wish I didn’t.

I wish I could be sure I wasn’t making shit up in my head.

I wish I knew for certain how much of what my mom says my dad actually signs off on, because she says he agrees with her but doesn’t like saying so to my face, which is admittedly something he might do but is never the impression I get.

I wish I hadn’t ever said anything because it’s only made shit worse.

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"Halloween" is a contraction of "All Hallows’ Eve," meaning the night before "All Hallows’ Day," the day on which Harry Potter was in possession of the elder wand, the resurrection stone, and the invisibility cloak, together called "The Deathly Hallows." Potter only had the Hallows together for one day, on which he had to defeat Voldemort or watch Hogwarts be destroyed.

So on the evening before this fateful day, we dress up as our favorite characters from the Harry Potter saga, including Goblins, Elves, Death Eaters or Harry’s best friends. In recent years, people have started going as any character from fact or fiction.

On Halloween, it’s traditional for kids to go around asking for candy, remembering Harry’s first meeting with Ron in which candy was served. They say, “Trick or Treat,” in reference to Ron’s brothers, Fred and George who ran their own trick and treat shop.

There is some controversy as a few fringe individuals claim that Halloween was celebrated before the Harry Potter series was published. This is of course false and the result of botched statistics that average out modern Halloween with only a single instance of the holiday in 1237 B.C.

That holiday was the work of Georg K. Rowling, an ancestor of the author, who was an outlier and should not have been counted.

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[ORIGINALLY POSTED 7/4/14; LAST UPDATED 9/17/14]

Having trouble finding the perfect idea for your fic? Want to challenge yourself? Want to just get ideas? Hopefully this masterpost will be of some help!

This is perpetually under construction—if you have anything to add, let me know!

BLOGS

Fanfiction Prompts

AU Ideas

Imagine Your OTP

Imagine Yuor OTP (for sillier ideas)

LISTS AND IDEAS FOUND ON TUMBLR

AU ideas by Tumblr user authorkurikuri

AU ideas by Tumblr user scamdal (1) (2)

AU ideas by Tumblr user crowthis

AU ideas by Tumblr user smallnico (NOTE: There seems to be more than one version of this; this is the OP, though)

Eight Unique Plot Ideas by Tumblr user chloetherph

Situation Ideas For Your Character by Tumblr user shackleboltrp

Masterlist Of Dramatic Storyline Ideas by Tumblr user rp-assistant

AU ideas by Tumblr user coffeeclint

AU ideas by me!

LISTS AND IDEAS FOUND ON DEVIANTART

70 Writing Prompts by amorine on dA

Writing prompts by Hinxight on dA (1) (2) (3)

100 Writing Prompts by tehuti on dA

Writing Prompts For You by inubasket on dA

Writing Prompts by LexicoN18 on dA

Prompts by MyMidnightLove on dA

23 Writing Prompts by RayneWolfspeaker on dA

LISTS AND IDEAS FOUND ELSEWHERE

8 Ways To Say I Love You by R. McKinley

Alternatives To Platonic Love

Prompts From A Hat

TVTropes (fair warning to those who have never been on this site: you WILL be trapped there for hours)

CHALLENGES AND BINGOS

30 Day OTP Challenge

30 Day NSFW OTP Challenge

Horror Bingo

Kink Bingo

30 Day Dark Fandom/OTP Challenge

Trope Bingo

Cliche Bingo

Happy writing!

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officialspaghetti:

FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks

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I love cooking hearty dishes, and warm treats in the Fall and Winter, which is why I also love slow cooker recipes. So here is massive list of recipes that are great for this time of year!

Soups, Stews, and Entrées

Creamy Wild Rice and Turkey Soup

Loaded Baked Potato Soup

Red Lentil, Chickpea, and Tomato Soup with Smoked Paprika

Pasta Fagiola

Meatball Stew

Simplest Chicken and Dumplings

French Onion Soup

Cream Cheese Chicken Chili

Cheesy Vegetable Chowder

So Easy Coq au Vin

Sugar-Spiced Pork with Squash and Potatoes

Pasta with Eggplant Sauce

Pesto Chicken Sandwiches

Meatball Sandwiches

Chunky Pot Roast-Portobello Soup

Creamy Tortellini Soup

Chicken Fajitas 

Stuffed Green Pepper Soup

Spinach Lasagna 

Cabbage Rolls

BBQ Chicken

Pizza Stew and Biscuits 

German Potato Soup

Creamed Chicken and Corn Soup

Pot Roast Stew

Stuffed Bell Peppers

Fall Harvest Chowder

Chicken Cacciatore 

Beef Tenderloin

Tomato Basil Ravioli Soup

Apple Cider Pork Roast

Goulash

Creamy Italian Chicken and Rice

Apple Sage Pork Tenderloin 

Desserts and Sweet Treats

Gingerbread Pudding Cake

Pumpkin Pudding

Chocolate Lava Cake

Rocky Road Cake

Apple Dumplings

Turtle Monkey Bread

Rice Pudding

Almond Bark

Cinnamon Fudge

Pecan Pie Cobbler

Pumpkin Angel Food Cake with Caramel Sauce

Apple and Date Crunch

Tequila Pears

Candied Almonds

Chocolate Peanut Butter Cake

Spiced Applesauce

Beverages

Peppermint Hot Chocolate

Chocolate Coffee

Vanilla Crème Brulee Latte

Caramel Apple Spice

Pumpkin Chai Tea

Autumn Brew

Spiced Pomegranate Tea

Hot Mint Malt 

Buttered Apple Cider

Snow White Cocoa

Pumpkin Latte

Hot Cranberry Apple Punch

Aztec Hot Chocolate

Bourbon Citrus Sipper

Horchata Latte

Chamomile Toddies

Breakfasts

Spinach and Cheese Frittata 

Peanut Butter Banana Oatmeal

Hot Cocoa Oatmeal

Cheesy Breakfast Souffle 

Breakfast Casserole

German Pancakes

Sausage White Gravy

Cheesy Hash Browns

Cream of Wheat

Egg and Broccoli Casserole

Eggnog Cranberry Steel-Cut Oatmeal

Ham and Egg Casserole 

Pumpkin Oatmeal

Pumpkin Bread

Cinnamon Rolls

French Toast

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psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

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God bless ‘what’s his name’.

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so I can’t get this au and the relationship dynamics out of my head (which
is actually really irritating if I’m trying to work on current fics ugh
ADAM GO AWAY AND TAKE YOUR DADDY DOMMING WAYS WITH YOU) and since people
have liked the porn snippety things of it I have posted before and
hysterekial’s all sick and gross-feeling and times and rdm are all stressed
out and actually probably lots of you are having bad days because that
seems statistically likely SO

this is like. me doing my part for friend and fandom, or whatever.

the HUGE GLARING ELEPHANT OF A PLOT HOLE in this au is how the fuck they
actually get together, idek how to do it, all my ideas are creepy, but
ANYWAY

Kadam are together before they meet Blaine. They’re good for each other,
have a great relationship, and are &,
but not only does Kurt have a toppity-streak of his own, Adam’s particular
brand of more-affectionately-ageplayity topping is just kind of meh for
him. (they work out well with Adam topping anyway, but they both sometimes
chafe with not getting something they *need*)

so then SOMEHOW they meet Blaine and invite him into their relationship!

that’s the part I get bogged down on and end up accidentally being creepy,
because I keep coming back to college!blaine going to a leather bar and
getting in a little over his head and being rescued by kadam, one or the
other of whom is also affiliated with blaine’s university, probably as a
grad student/TA and recognizes both him and how very out of his depth he
is. (kadam, btw, were at the bar in the first place because they’d been
talking about it and were looking into trying to find a third, at least to
play with if not for the full domestic monty)

they take him to a coffee shop and sober him up and give him a safety talk
and their numbers and kurt and he meet up later and of course get on
amazingly and do the BFF thing like whoa with Adam kind of amusedly
approving in the background, and of course Blaine crushes on Kurt like whoa
which makes it all the more torturous for kadam who are like ugh this cutie
is PERFECT can’t we keep him but also like NO, SELVES, this cutie is also a
gr8 friend and only just barely aware of his kinkiness we don’t want to
scare him off or pressure him or something who knows if he’d even be okay
with poly???

somehow transitioning to blaine and kurt dating with adam on the outside
looking in (sadness i know it’s okay they just aren’t themselves yet) which
of course means blaine spends a lot of time at kadam’s place (they have a
house. somehow. IGNORE THE LOGISTICAL PROBLEMS they have a house BECAUSE OF
REASONS) and okay blaine is not just subbity which they ALREADY saw but
also he pushes all of adam’s daddy-dom buttons and responds like whoa
whenever adam slips up and just unthinkingly does something toppity and/or
daddy-ity

like.

adam scolds him for not getting enough sleep and sends him home with orders
to be in bed by nine, groaning about how stupid he was to do so later to
kurt, and then later they realize that blaine is clearly much better rested
and find out that he had in fact taken that one-time imposed bedtime and
just sort of ran with it

klaine aren’t really sexing it up yet, nor are they kinking (they’re taking
it SLOW, okay) but there’s sexy makeouts and occasional toppiness from kurt
that makes blaine just kind of die from hot and right and *yes*

and then somehow adam gets added to the mix???? and they’re still taking it
slow, so there’s no sexing going on between the 3 of them (tho kadam are
still getting it on, maybe even moreso than before bc jfc this waiting is
torturing THEM, too, okay blaine) but there is sexier and sexier things
happening and also kinkier and kinkier things, which LEADS TO blaine being
banned from getting off without express permission

kadam made that a rule at the very beginning of a weekend blaine spent with
them. they didn’t think to rescind it at the end, because they didn’t
realize blaine would still think the rule applied when he was back at the
dorms.

(there’s also other stuff, like negotiations and slow introduction of more
ageplay-type-stuff, which makes blaine want to hide from the shame of it
but they won’t let him and this is when they introduce the nursery that
they’d actually put mostly together when they first decided to start
looking for a third - they’d known what it was they were looking for, you
see, and also this is why it needed to be a house because damn it they need
a nursery)

this is where blaine would then have his ‘accident’ of getting off in his
sleep and having a meltdown about it with kadam calming him down and
cleaning him up and putting him back to bed (with them this time, in the
big bed) and then the following day/later that day dependin gon how you
look at it they introduce the chastity device they’d gotten and been
hanging onto because they weren’t sure they wanted to push that soft limit
just yet, even tho blaine had said yes and interested but also scared

and so then they carefully wax him, which both hurts like a motherfucker
and turns blaine the fuck on, the little masochist that he is, and so then
adam feeds him a bottle while kurt ices down his cock and locks it away and
blaine cries but not because of anything bad just because *too much* and
yeah.

and then other porn of similar dynamical nature. like the one where kurt
wants to get fucked and so blaine tops for the very first time (for a.
certain definition of the word ‘tops’ as he is totes not the one in control
here fuck no) and etc etc you saw the post two days ago i’m sure

and yeah so

that’s the kladam au that’s infected my brain.

now you may all suffer with me.

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hashtag nsfw like whoa
hashtag kink for kate’s bls
hashtag mkp doesn’t write fic
hashtag kladam for your bls, i suppose

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Demi Lovato - Let It Go

"Don’t let them in, don’t let them see,Be the good girl you always have to be.Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know.Well, now they know.Let it go, let it goCan’t hold it back anymoreLet it go, let it goTurn my back and slam the doorAnd here I stand and here I’ll stayLet it go, let it go”

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christinajoanne:

Once Upon A December. Anastasia in Russian.  This would be the language that she would have sung in.

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doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

BABY DEER’S FIRST STEPS (⊙‿⊙✿)

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lengthywolverines:

IT’S MY OTP AND I’LL CRY IF I WANT TO.

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mildlyautisticsuperdetectives:

HERE IT IS. THIS IS IT. MY FAVORITE QUOTE FROM COMMUNITY. THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.

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