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2014-11-17 12:05 am

likearumchocolatesouffle replied to your post

likearumchocolatesouffle replied to your post “that awkward moment when you unfollow someone you enjoy following…”

That’s a completely legitimate reason to unfollow someone! In fact, you don’t even need a reason - you can just unfollow people willy nilly and that’s ok too! <3

mostly I just feel dumb for even finding it upsetting in the first place, it’s not like I identify as asexual, so why would it even matter to me if people think it’s stupid to define it as a lack of sexual attraction vs not wanting/enjoying sex or if that autochorissal word is special-snowflakey and dumb

I don’t even belong in this bar.

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2014-11-17 12:05 am

okay puppy gifs backfired as now I keep thinking about finnmark (family dog), who died several years

okay puppy gifs backfired as now I keep thinking about finnmark (family dog), who died several years ago.

damnit, hormones. get a hold of yourself.

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2014-11-17 12:06 am
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arrowsforpens: things I definitely can’t afford


things I definitely can’t afford but can’t figure out how to stop paying for:


cell phone plan

health insurance

oh wait oops that one isn’t an option

so as it turns out I have one more week at the temp job (it sounded briefly like there might be a possibility of it turning permanent but nope) and then I swear I’m gonna sleep for a week. headache doctor tomorrow.

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2014-11-17 12:22 am
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Anonymous prompted: Kurt handcuffs Blaine during sex and afterwards loses the key. Cue either the NYC crew or Burt & Carole (or maybe all of the above lol) arriving at the loft while Kurt is frantically searching for the key.

Changed the prompt a bit, as I tend to do, warning for a little d/s stuff and some embarrassment. Both are mild. NC-17

Kurt’s hair reeks of cigarette smoke and his shoes are sticky from the beer and liquor and god knows what else was layered on the floor. The club had been so hot the walls were actually sweating, and Kurt’s ears are ringing so loudly still that he’s pretty sure he’s shouting at Blaine, and a drunk guy even tried to rush the stage and grab the mic from Kurt before a bouncer tackled him to the ground. It was the best gig ever.

“Oh, and the back room was all black, like floors and ceilings and furniture and I don’t even want to think about the debauchery that backstage has seen and-” Kurt pauses, open water bottle sloshing a few drops onto the floor from all his exited gesticulating, standing at the counter while Blaine sits at the table, chin resting on his fist, sweet smile on his face and his eyes trained right onto Kurt’s crotch.

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[MKP: Added a Read More because there are some slight sp0ilers for the fic in both Jamie’s and my reviews; they are probably more enticing than sp0ilery, but proceed at your own discretion. <3]

There are so many things I love in this story, though I actually found it quite stressful, eep. It ends fine, and no one gets deliberately shamed or anything, but there’s a stressful oh shit moment and it’s very embarrassing. Anyway, I like the believably awkward baby-kinkster stuff, like walking around trying to find something to handcuff Blaine to, LOL, and “We should probably have a safeword,” “I think ‘stop’ will do.” And I LOVE how incredibly turned on Blaine is by the whole idea, and all his reactions, and the amazing blowjob and everything. And the nice friendly kink acceptance right at the very end. It’s very well written too!

Everything Jamie said about the baby kinkstering, oh my gosh. And Rachel was lovely - so very matter-of-fact and helpful in a way that people don’t often write but is actually very true to the character, imo.

and god. just. Kurt making Blaine walk cuffed and just touching his back and letting the feeling build —

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2014-11-17 01:29 am

likearumchocolatesouffle replied to your post:so i feel not so great and know that it will...

likearumchocolatesouffle replied to your post:so i feel not so great and know that it will just…

I recommend you go out to the store and get Midol sooner rather than later, if you’re able to. You’ll probably feel better afterward!


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2014-11-17 01:29 am

REC: Corinna - Beginner's Luck - Glee [Archive of Our Own]

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D/s AU. At NYADA, he’s Blaine, a high-achieving student with lots of friends. At his part-time job, he’s Devon, professional sub at a clinic for doms. Kurt meets them both, but only falls for one.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:explicit, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel, ~author:corinna, genre:au, au:bdsm!au, kink:d/s

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2014-11-17 01:47 am

Some things about reporting Abuse to AO3


Hey friends. I am not speaking in ANY official capacity here, but I thought you might like some tips on how to get the best and fastest result when you report something on AO3!

Following these guidelines helps the Abuse team handle your report promptly. (We will of course handle your report even if you don’t follow these guidelines, but this will help us help you!)

Report from the page where the TOS violation actually happened. The URL of the page you reported from shows up in the report, so it makes it easy for the Abuse team to get up to speed.

Provide as much info about the issue as you can, especially if you’re reporting anonymously. If the Abuse team doesn’t have enough information, and we can’t contact the reporter, we have to discard the report. If you’re reporting plagiarism, for example, provide the link to what is being plagiarized. If you’re reporting harassment in comments, specify who is making the comments and where. (Or, as above, report directly from the page where the comments are being made).

Please don’t encourage everyone you know to report the same issue! AO3 is not like FF.net, wherein more reports=more likely to be dealt with. AO3 Abuse is staffed by a small team, and we handle every report we receive. Getting flooded with reports about the same issue means we have to stop and handle the reports, taking time away from actually investigating and handling the issue! We only need one report per issue, as long as it has all the information we need to investigate (see #2).

Before you report things, it’s a good idea to review the TOS! We’re happy to clarify things if you have a question, too. We get a fair number of anon reports about things that don’t violate the TOS, and since they’re anon, we can’t respond to tell you why action wasn’t taken.

Please be kind and patient with us. We are all volunteers who believe in the mission of the OTW. We try to apply the rules fairly and consistently, and sometimes that means that you will not be happy with our ruling. You can appeal, especially if you have additional information! But please understand, we are human beings too, trying to do our jobs to the best of our abilities. Sometimes we have to uphold rulings that make us uncomfortable, because the policy of maximum inclusiveness is VERY important to making the AO3 what it is. Being nasty to us because of a ruling you don’t like doesn’t change the ruling, it just makes us sad.

This has been a little PSA :)

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2014-11-17 02:52 am

REC: slightestwind -

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prompt: skank!kurt and nerd!blaine get trapped in the elevator of an old ‘haunted’ factory, and kurt is happy to distract blaine until they’re rescued. NC-17 for uninhibited elevator frottage.!fic, fandom:glee, site:tumblr, pairing:kurt.hummel/blaine.anderson, rating:R-NC17, ~author:slightestwind, genre:au, glee:skank!kurt

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2014-11-17 03:56 am

REC: (ノ^_^)ノ

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xohrhchriscolfer prompted: klaine showering together because kurt thinks it will save time/hot water in the mornings, but blaine can’t keep his hands to himself and kurt’s getting frustrated like “seriously blaine I SAID NO FUNNY BUSINESS”!fic, fandom:glee, site:tumblr, pairing:kurt.hummel/blaine.anderson, rating:PG13-R, note:drabble/ficlet, ~author:slightestwind, entertaining

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2014-11-17 06:15 am

REC: (ノ^_^)ノ

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Anonymous prompted: AU where Kurt and Blaine live in the same apartment building and meet when Kurt accidentally gets some of Blaine’s mail. :)!fic, fandom:glee, site:tumblr, pairing:kurt.hummel/blaine.anderson, rating:G-PG13, note:drabble/ficlet, ~author:slightestwind, genre:au

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2014-11-17 07:34 am

REC: (ノ^_^)ノ

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Anonymous prompted: Blaine being all sleepy when kurt is making breakfast like him cuddling kurt from behind etc thanks!!fic, fandom:glee, site:tumblr, pairing:kurt.hummel/blaine.anderson, rating:G-PG13, note:drabble/ficlet, ~author:slightestwind, sweet, adorable

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2014-11-17 08:42 am

REC: For Kurt.

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Summary: Blaine wakes up before Kurt. In more ways than one. A/N: because ems wanted early!klaine getting off together *u*!fic, fandom:glee, site:tumblr, pairing:kurt.hummel/blaine.anderson, rating:R-NC17, ~author:holdingdaylight, genre:porn

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2014-11-17 09:59 am

REC: If this isn’t a kingdom then I

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Summary: He’d never imagined that Blaine would ever agree to act on his fantasies; he’d only stumbled on them by accident. Warnings: Watersports, bathroom play (scat implied, but not actually written), humiliation, mild comeplay, mild D/s undertones, consensual non-consent !fic, fandom:glee, site:tumblr, pairing:kurt.hummel/blaine.anderson, rating:R-NC17, ~author:hungrymonstersdarling, kink:watersports, kink:scat, kink:d/s, kink:consensual-nonconsent, kink:come!play, kink:humiliation

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2014-11-17 11:04 am

REC: likeasouffle, Such a Good Feeling (To Know

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Summary: “I guess I just wanted to be the center of attention for a while. Have someone tell me how great I am while I take a little break from life.” Kurt goes to a professional Dom for a nice gentle scene of simple orders and praise.!fic, fandom:glee, site:tumblr, pairing:kurt.hummel/blaine.anderson, rating:R-NC17, ~author:likeasouffle, kink:d/s, kink:non-sexual, genre:au

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2014-11-17 12:24 pm

REC: likeasouffle, Fic: Animal Attraction

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Summary: Kurt, Blaine, and Adam do a scene in which Blaine pretends to be a dog, and Kurt and Adam his owners. Humping is Not Allowed, but Kurt can’t resist indulging Blaine a little.!fic, fandom:glee, site:tumblr, pairing:kurt.hummel/blaine.anderson, rating:R-NC17, ~author:likeasouffle, ~author:hungrymonstersdarling, genre:porn, kink:puppy!play, kink:other/unspecified, dirty-and-wrong, kink:threesomes&moresomes

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2014-11-17 01:38 pm

REC: likeasouffle, Anon said: For the kink

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“Could you…?” He raised his arms up and laid them on the mattress by his head, holding Kurt’s gaze while he did it. Kurt grinned. “You really liked that last time, huh?” Blaine nodded and blushed, and his fingers twitched. Kurt gently put his hands on Blaine’s wrists, inhaling hard. “Try to get away.”!fic, fandom:glee, site:tumblr, pairing:kurt.hummel/blaine.anderson, rating:R-NC17, ~author:likeasouffle, note:drabble/ficlet, genre:porn, kink:consensual-nonconsent, kink:bondage

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2014-11-17 02:14 pm

rorpie: when ur readin fanfic and u read something thats


when ur readin fanfic and u read something thats not ur headcanon and ur just like “yea we’re ignorin that”

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2014-11-17 02:14 pm

blighthound: yo just a quick reminder to my underage


yo just a quick reminder to my underage followers that if you’re made uncomfortable by adults being in your online social sphere, you are 10000% within your rights to ask those adults to unfollow you.

the line between ages online can be perceived as a lot thinner than irl because you’re interacting through text, so boundaries can either be muddled or dissipate completely. if you’re uncomfortable with the implications of someone 30+ cracking dirty jokes around you (as a teenager) or liking/reblogging your selfies, you are absolutely allowed to ask that they not interact with you any further.

the responsibility of not doing weird + creepy shit and ensuring your comfort falls on the adult, and if they refuse to comply b/c they think that’s a stupid reason, block them. 

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2014-11-17 02:15 pm

I am really sorry about the various spamming

I am really sorry about the various spamming you’re getting from me, guys; I tend to queue up a whole bunch of the same type of thing at once and then shuffle the whole queue later to even it out, but lately it keeps crashing whenever I try to do that. 

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2014-11-17 02:15 pm

concretewasps: today I realized that when I read fanfiction one of my hands always ends up on my...


today I realized that when I read fanfiction one of my hands always ends up on my face in that stereotypical thinking pose

like it’ll look like I’m reading something really serious but inside I’m probably thinking “this some motherfucking yaoi shit right here, please continue”

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2014-11-17 02:40 pm

And the award for the best casting department goes

And the award for the best casting department goes to… 

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2014-11-17 02:40 pm

REC: parsnips (trifles) - Mixed Media - Glee, White Collar, White Collar RPF [Archive of Our Own]

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“USA Network to Premiere Newest Original Series ‘WHITE COLLAR’ Friday, October 23 at 10/9c” Blaine’s life gets only gets weirder from there.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, fandom:whitecollar, fandom:whitecollarrpf, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel, pairing:matt.bomer/tim.dekay, pairing:peter.burke/neal.caffrey, ~author:trifles, entertaining, trope:hobby!fic, hobby:fandom, genre:crossover, fandom_related:breaking-the-fourth-wall

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2014-11-17 04:04 pm

REC: flowerfan - Dancing in the Dark - Glee [Archive of Our Own]

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What if Kurt and Blaine’s early sexual relationship wasn’t quite so fairy-tale perfect, but was more like, well, real life? A different look at early!Klaine’s sexytimes journey.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:explicit, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel, ~author:flowerfan, so-real-it-hurts, genre:au, au:jossed

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