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concretewasps:

today I realized that when I read fanfiction one of my hands always ends up on my face in that stereotypical thinking pose

like it’ll look like I’m reading something really serious but inside I’m probably thinking “this some motherfucking yaoi shit right here, please continue”

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rorpie:

when ur readin fanfic and u read something thats not ur headcanon and ur just like “yea we’re ignorin that”

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Me: Nope, that kink is a hard line I won't cross.
Me: [Sees that kink on my feed by an excellent writer]
Me: Sh.....it.
Me: [redraws boundaries]
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Adele: Rumour has it she ain't got your love anymore. Rumour has it, rumour has it, rumour has it, rumour as it...
Me: DON'T FORGET ME I BEG.
Maroon 5: I've got them moves like Jagger I've got them...
Me: JUMPIN JACK FLASH ITS A GAS GAS GAS
Bon Jovi: It's my life!
Me: THESE ARE MY CONFESSIONS, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I SAID ALL I COULD SAY MY CHICK ON THE SIDE SAID SHE GOT ONE ON THE WAY.
The Police: Don't stand so close to me.
Me: YOUNG GIRL YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.
Hall and Oates: You make my dreams come true.
Me: I CAN'T GO FOR THAT.
Rihanna: With you i'll always share...
Me: CAUSE I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN, JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN. WHAT A GLOOOORIOUS FEELING, I'M HAPPY AGAIN.
Friend: Oh my gosh, you are singing them all wrong.
Me: No, you are.
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staff:

Guys, you are ruining taylorswift​’s sleep. 

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hellm0uths:

*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks

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me: *to friend(s) online* i'm gonna go to sleep c ya
me: ...
me: *reblogs and likes things*
me: shit now they're r gonna think im avoiding them when really i just have no self-discipline
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definegirlfriends:

[listens to music] hey that was a fic title

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juilanne:

i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional

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crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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Mostly I’m a should be writing more-er.

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me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
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allrightfine:

Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?

I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

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forgetyeahcomics:

“do you have a girlfriend?”

“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”

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“i just need to get my shit together”
- me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably  (via dingyfeathers)
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nuditea:

straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

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