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Me: Hey, cool, this historical figure seems to have swung both ways
Homophobic Historian: THEY WERE STRAIGHT OMFG STOP READING THINGS INTO IT
Gay Historian: SO WHAT IF THEY WERE MARRIED SIX TIMES THEY WERE GAY GAY GAY
Me: But bisexuality exists and isn't that the most sensible thing to assume if we have actual evidence of them having had both male and female lovers?
Homophobic historian: THEY WERE CONFUSED AND IT WAS JUST A PHASE
Gay Historian: LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
Me: But Anaïs just wrote about how she wanted to faceplant in this woman's boobs, and Byron jumped from this chick's bed into this boy's pants and then this Mercury guy even self-identified as bisexual--
Homophobic Historian: LIES AND SLANDER
Gay Historian: GAY
Me: For fuck's sake
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deathoftheobject:

tumblr realizing that their feminist t-shirts are made in sweatshops has been overshadowed by tumblr not realizing that the rest of their t-shirts are also made in sweatshops

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therealdjqualls:

seriousjones:

comedycentral:

[@ComedyCentral]

breaking new comedic ground over at comedy central

What a #fun and #interesting joke that I have not heard before

get it. come here, listen to joke. so many relationship a lady have, but not a wedding among them. not one wedding. lady 25 fuckin years old, TWO THOUSAND man relationship for this lady, ZERO WED IDNG. does she eat them???. scary…….or scare-LARIOUS. Tune in to comedy central find out

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verylittlebird:

good idea for a film

it’s about a cop who - get this - doesn’t play by the rules. this guy… he’s something of a loose cannon. but here’s the twist: he doesn’t play by the rules. he’s a lone wolf. you could even say he doesn’t play by the rules. sometimes he actually breaks the rules. that is to say, instead of playing by them. them being the rules. of which he does not play by.

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frenchfrycoolguy:

tumblr update here to deliver the ‘mom downloaded like seven toolbars and i cant get rid of them’ atmosphere to your dashboard

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

happy post-election day!! don’t forget to set your clocks back 40 years in honor of the new senate

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“You don’t have enough money to vote Republican.”
- My grandfather when my uncle told him he was voting for Nixon. I remember this every election day.
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jazzypizzaz:

"We hope to create a whole new genre—comedy horror"

Ryan, everything you write falls in that genre

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spookycyborg:

the reviews say “gritty realism” but the heart whispers “suburban straight boy libertarian fantasy with a limited color palette”

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show creator: i know what you are
bi character: say it. out loud.
show creator: ...not interested in labels
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rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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dictator-princess:

tsumaranai-ao:

'I dont think he's 100% gay, but I also dont think he's 100% straight'

is it that fucking hard to say the B word

I know what you are

Say it. Out loud.

Bisexual

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zeezoutenijs:

Sometimes I think that it’s really really weird that people used to believe in changelings and getting their babies stolen and replaced by elves but

anti-vaxxers pretty much do the same thing except they blame science instead

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

the cool thing about our present dystopian nightmare is that it doesn’t seem like a dystopian nightmare because the book 1984 didn’t have cute quirky ads

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soulpunchftw:

I find it oddly flattering that the Anti-Vaccination crowd thinks that I— an actual Autistic— am some kind of monster that was created in a lab. There’s a ’50s B-movie in this, is what I’m getting at.

'My God, Doctor! It's alive! What does it want with us?'

*the creature lumbers forward, inciting obligatory screams*

‘LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT TRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINSSSS’

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