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yuukikaai:

everybody has that one memefriend. all memes remind you of them. i’m proposing the word “memefriend” to be a new relationship description. are you two dating? no, we’re just memefriends

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fromdusktilldomme:

your fave is problematic…hydromatic…ultramatic…
why, it could be greased lightning!

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#what’s ridiculous is how often this shit finds what you want (via arrowsforpens)

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seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

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wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

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shitty-levi:

fuck-kirk:

sunsdown:

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH IT’S SO HAPPY AND THERE ARE SO MANY BALLS TO CHOOSE FROM AND THEN IN THE END IT’S JUST SO OVERWHELMED WITH HAPPINESS IT HAS TO LEAVE

i dont have to say it we’re all thinking the same thing

He should have gotten an extra hour in the ball pit

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stultiloquentia:

sabriel-otp:

Full Resolution here

How is this the first time I’ve noticed the AO3 logo looks like a little dude or dame bent over a drafting table with their butt in the air?

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fourtrisly:

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

 

"wow! who taught you-"

why do you know so much about sex

why are you so calm about porn

Why do you know so much about murdering people

Why do you want to murder a lot of people

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insanitysrequiem:

cautionlazer:

instead of spending 17000 dollars on dashcon let’s spend 17000 dollars on a remake of The Producers about the events of DashCon

"You know, it’s absolutely amazing! Under the right circumstances, a conrunner could make more money with a flop then he could with a hit!"

"Yes, you keep saying that, but you don’t say how.”

"Well, it’s simply a matter of creative accounting."

"So in order for our scheme to work, we’d have to create a surefire flop!"

"Step 1! We find the worst userbase ever assembled."

"Step 2! We hire the worst staffers in town!"

"Step 3! I raise $17,000!"

"$17,000?!"

"Yes! $8500 for me, $8500 for you. There’s a lotta gullible 12-year-olds out there!"

"Step 4! We hire the worst panelists in town and open in Illinois, and before you can say ‘Step 5…’"

"We close in Illinois, take our $17,000, and go to Rio!”

“♪~We can do it~♪”

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I have asked this myself in the past and never gotten an answer.

Maybe today will be the day we are both finally enlightened.

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themindislimitless:

scoutfinches:

"average convention scams attendees out of $100 a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average convention scams attendees out of $0 per year. Dashcon Georg, who lives in ballpit & scams attendees out of $17,000 each year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

if tumblr is so accepting why is it that i, dashcon,

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“#nsfw #i guess”
- Ancient Tumblr proverb (via moonjongups)
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bioware: so yeah we have some more gay and bi characters for this game
straight men: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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quigonejinn:

1. 

my soul is a dog

in a hot car

on a summer day with the window

barely cracked

please for the love of god come back to gchat

2. 

you’re in a car with a beautifu —

fuck this richard siken shit

i just want to talk about mpreg clone watersports with you

3. 

YOUR GCHAT ICON SAYS YOU ARE THERE

IT’S MOTHERFUCKING GREEN 

GREEN AS THE ISLES OF IREFUCKINGLAND

BUT YOU HAVEN’T YOU RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGES

I HATE THIS

WHY DO WE LIVE SO FAR APART

WHY IS EVERYTHING IN LIFE TE — oh there you are, you’re typing at me, you were getting food, how was my day, did I see the thing yet?  

4.

i am sorry

but why the fuck 

aren’t you on

i know, i know,

it’s like 6:30 in the morning where you are

or you’re watching your brother get married

or you’re traveling to israel 

or dealing with serious real life shit that legit breaks my heart

but goddammit, i saw/read/listened to that thing last night

and if we don’t talk about it i am going to explode like a roman candle

fabulous yellow spider across the stars

tho we totally talked about how much we both hate fucking jack kerouac

did you see that tumblr post about how allen ginsberg was a grade a disgusting creep? on the other hand, i am totally changing my opinion on daniel radcliffe’s hotness 

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latenightjimmy:

alexleefitz:

“In walked the butler.” Oh, who could that be, I wonder. That’s basically racist.

This is my favorite thing in the world right now.

We love when John Oliver stops by.

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warriortomaiden:

Actually, they don’t eat him, they just put him in their mouths. It’s a metaphor, you see?

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diggly:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

“all girls are catty to each other” myth actualy just statistical error. average girl is nice to other girls. Regina Georg, who goes to high school & insults over 10,000 girls each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I think we’ve found the best one

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