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shamelessly_mkp) wrote2014-09-21 12:46 pm
shamelessly_mkp) wrote2014-09-21 12:46 pm
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REC: zedille - Missed Calls - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
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Maria Hill’s voicemail, after the fall of SHIELD. Between lawyers, Fury, people trying to sell her things, people trying to hire her, and her mother, no wonder she’s not checking her messages. “Ms. Hill, you just called to book a funeral with us, and we wanted to confirm that there is, in fact, no body for the funeral. Flowers and Gardens has only the best embalmers and cosmeticians, and we can make any remains presentable. Do consider the fact that this is the last you will ever see of Mr. Nicholas J. Fury. We have very reasonable packages from $4000 on. Thank you for your time. “!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:theavengers, fandom:captainamerica, fandom:agentsofs.h.i.e.l.d., fandom:howimetyourmother, rating:teenandupaudiences, ~author:zedille, genre:episode-tag/missing-scene, genre:crossover, crossover:stealth, trope:epistolary!fic, entertaining, character:maria.hill, captainamerica:wintersoldier
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Maria Hill’s voicemail, after the fall of SHIELD. Between lawyers, Fury, people trying to sell her things, people trying to hire her, and her mother, no wonder she’s not checking her messages. “Ms. Hill, you just called to book a funeral with us, and we wanted to confirm that there is, in fact, no body for the funeral. Flowers and Gardens has only the best embalmers and cosmeticians, and we can make any remains presentable. Do consider the fact that this is the last you will ever see of Mr. Nicholas J. Fury. We have very reasonable packages from $4000 on. Thank you for your time. “!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:theavengers, fandom:captainamerica, fandom:agentsofs.h.i.e.l.d., fandom:howimetyourmother, rating:teenandupaudiences, ~author:zedille, genre:episode-tag/missing-scene, genre:crossover, crossover:stealth, trope:epistolary!fic, entertaining, character:maria.hill, captainamerica:wintersoldier
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