Jan. 2nd, 2014

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personally i don’t understand any animosity between hufflepuffs and slytherins because they both share the trait of being unconditionally loyal to their friends. just so happens that the former will stay up all night helping their friends study for an exam and the latter will procure their friends a copy of the answers

this is the most real shit I’ve ever seen

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"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

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beyonce's publishing team: how are we going to promote your new album
beyonce: i'm beyonce
beyonce's publishing team: tru
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omg these two




Just take a moment to notice all of the body language happening in this shot. Incredibly sexy. 


Homemade BDSM is my favorite BDSM.  I enjoyed seeing a few more pics of these two together: Pic1, Pic2, Pic3, Pic4


‘me and her’ submitted by jaboogie

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this is my suicide dress
she told himI only wear it on days
when I’m afraid
I might kill myself
if I don’t wear it
you’ve been wearing it
every day since we met he saidand these are my arson gloves
so you don’t set fire to something?
he askedexactly
and this is my terrorism lipstick
my assault and battery eyeliner
my armed robbery boots
I’d like to undress you he saidbut would that make me an accomplice?
and today she said I’m wearing
my infidelity underwear
so don’t get any ideas
and she put on her nervous breakdown hat
and walked out the door

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Jamie, fyi - I haven’t had a chance to go through my queue yet, so
maybe blacklist bisexuality: it exists! for right now? I’m not sure if
I have any pan-hostile things in there, but just in case. I generally
queue things up quite quickly using x-kit, and don’t always bother to
cut commentary I disagree with if I don’t find it too grating.

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it’s a work in progress, but what do you guys think of “pansexuality:
biphobia actually not required!”

maybe it’s too snarky? I don’t want to use it as a tag if it bothers
you, Jamie, so let me know and/or suggest other tags.

(side note to self: remember to update your problematic tags on
pinboard to add the problematic!tag tag)

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likearumchocolatesouffle replied to your text post

Is this meant to be a tag for blacklisting to avoid pansexuality vs
bisexuality ickiness? How about just “pansexuality vs bisexuality”?

well, I guess that would work, but it’s awfully boring and doesn’t fit
with my other tags, which makes me sad. I’d be using it on posts
calling out biphobia in the pansexual community, not any posts talking
about the relationships between pan and bi identities.

I have to find a good tag! one that works and is not offensive or
hurtful and is also clever and witty and sounds good. it is possible,
I am sure! I just. don’t know what it is yet.

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It is believed that the onion originally came from India. In Egypt it was an object of worship—why I haven’t been able to find out. From Egypt the onion entered Greece and on to Italy, thence into all of Europe.
—Better Living Cookbook

When I think how far the onion has traveled
just to enter my stew today, I could kneel and praise
all small forgotten miracles,
crackly paper peeling on the drainboard,
pearly layers in smooth agreement,
the way knife enters onion
and onion falls apart on the chopping block,
a history revealed.
And I would never scold the onion
for causing tears.
It is right that tears fall
for something small and forgotten.
How at meal, we sit to eat,
commenting on texture of meat or herbal aroma
but never on the translucence of onion,
now limp, now divided,
or its traditionally honorable career:
For the sake of others,

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