insanitysrequiem: cautionlazer: instead of spending

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insanitysrequiem:

cautionlazer:

instead of spending 17000 dollars on dashcon let’s spend 17000 dollars on a remake of The Producers about the events of DashCon

"You know, it’s absolutely amazing! Under the right circumstances, a conrunner could make more money with a flop then he could with a hit!"

"Yes, you keep saying that, but you don’t say how.”

"Well, it’s simply a matter of creative accounting."

"So in order for our scheme to work, we’d have to create a surefire flop!"

"Step 1! We find the worst userbase ever assembled."

"Step 2! We hire the worst staffers in town!"

"Step 3! I raise $17,000!"

"$17,000?!"

"Yes! $8500 for me, $8500 for you. There’s a lotta gullible 12-year-olds out there!"

"Step 4! We hire the worst panelists in town and open in Illinois, and before you can say ‘Step 5…’"

"We close in Illinois, take our $17,000, and go to Rio!”

“♪~We can do it~♪”

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