roachpatrol: copyx: ALRIGHT GUYS A COMPANY I USED TO WORK FOR IS GOING PUBLIC AND ALL YOU FUCKERS...

roachpatrol:

copyx:

ALRIGHT GUYS A COMPANY I USED TO WORK FOR IS GOING PUBLIC AND ALL YOU FUCKERS WILL LOVE WHAT IT DOES

LET’S SAY YOU WANT TO GIVE YOUR SWEET FRIENDS SOMETHING EQUALLY FUCKING SWEET FOR THE HOLIDAYS. BUT THEY’RE SHY ABOUT GIVING OUT THEIR ADDRESS BECAUSE, MAN, THE INTERNET IS DAMN SCARY AND THEY’RE REASONABLE PEOPLE.

WELL HEAD ON OVER TO http://www.coffeecakeconnection.com/ AND ALL YOUR WOES ARE SOLVED. HELL, THEY EVEN HAVE GLUTEN-FREE STUFF, BROWNIES, COOKIES, AND MORE.

AND HERE’S THE RAD AS FUCK PART: AT CHECKOUT, YOU’RE GOING TO SELECT SHIP2MYID, AND PUT IN YOUR FRIEND’S EMAIL, AND THAT’S GOING TO BE FUCKING IT FOR PUTTING IN A SHIPPING ADDRESS.

YOUR FRIEND’S GOING TO GET AN EMAIL SAYING ‘HEY SOME RAD FUCKER WANTS TO SEND YOU SHIT’ AND THEY’RE GOING TO SAY YES AND PUT IN THEIR ADDRESS TOTALLY SAFELY. AND THEY’RE GOING TO GET ALL THE GODDAMN COFFEE CAKE THEY CAN EAT, SAFE AND EASY AND NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SOME INTERNET STRANGER HAVING THEIR ADDRESS.

SHIP2MYID IS WORKING ON PARTNERING WITH OTHER COMPANIES TOO TO MAKE GIFTING SHIT ONLINE EASIER THAN EVER. TELL ME THAT’S NOT RAD. YOU CAN’T.

USE THE CODE HOLIDAY25 BEFORE THE 11TH FOR FUCKING 25% OFF. CAN’T BEAT THAT SHIT.

SPREAD THE WORD FUCKERS

omg

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arrowsforpens: shamelesslymkp: kate you should post that points system thejunglenook gave you i...

arrowsforpens:

shamelesslymkp:

kate you should post that points system thejunglenook gave you

i will personally award you points for doing so

but i think we could all use this because of reasons

and when i say we at this point in time yes i do mean i

Right so I was having a bad time and Shelly developed a points system. The guiding philosophy is to be as generous in awarding them as you need to be to get through the day, and have rewards for every 100 or whatever (mine is usually 10 minutes of Minecraft). More onerous tasks are worth more, of course. Some examples:

Wake up: 5pts. (Slept in? -20. Up early? bonus 40! and those stack every half hour.) Take meds, another 5. 

10pts each meal.

10-20 for morning toiletries, especially if you wash your hair.

Put on pants you didn’t wear to bed, 10. Another 10 for a whole outfit of real clothes.

10-20 points for each of the items on Unfuck Your Habitat’s Daily list.

Work out: 60

Check work email: 10, 5-20 for writing responses.

Attend a meeting: 20 

40-60 for whatever your work tasks are.

Go to bed at a reasonable hour: bonus 50 for the next day.

You get points for writing too: Review what you previously wrote, 10. Review notebook for ideas, 5. Add to notebook planning, 10. Tell [Shelly] how awesome this part is and laugh while she gets confused, 5. Actually write (per # words?), 50.

Point values are doubled when you feel shitty, quintupled if you’d rather be dead. But reward thresholds stay the same.

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Ultimate Self-Injury Recovery Masterpost!

persephonesidekick:

shamelesslymkp:

persephonesidekick:

chauvinistsushi:

corvidaeon:

chooserecovery:

How to care for cuts

How to care for burns

Helping to calm down: 1, 2, 3

Alternatives to self-harm

Natural antidepressants

How to fade and cover scars

What to say when someone sees

Helpful websites

It’s cool to see a post that isn’t ‘don’t hurt yourself in the first place!!’ but is actually giving you geniune, helpful advice for recovery and caring for yourself

ooOOoOooooo

Does tagging this useful mean that I’m admitting I’m going to relapse again someday?

no, it says that this is a list of tools that you could have (or perhaps did) used when you were hurting and that you want to put those tools in the hands of anyone who might need them (possibly but not necessarily including your future self).

Thanks, I needed to hear that.  I intellectually know it’s good to be prepared and it was definitely good to signal boost it.  The thing I was angsting about was tagging it useful, because thats a tag I use to find links that are useful to me again.  But I realize that even if I probably won’t ever need it (which to be honest is a bit optimistic) it’s still better to have it than not in case I do.

I just feel ashamed that it’s not “unthinkable.”  Bad habits are supposed to become “unthinkable” or order to really stop.  But I’m not sure that’s always possible or a good idea.  It’s just kind of emotionally drilled into me.

And I guess I felt ashamed to be reminded that I was in the target audience for this.  Meep.

Seriously thanks for reassuring me.

*u* i totally know what you mean, tho - i still feel ashamed to admit that i ever did hurt myself, both because a) i hurt myself and b) because i never really felt the addictiveness of it.
but sometimes you just need to hear someone else say the words. (ask kate, sometimes I urgently IM her asking her to tell me specific things like “you are not a failure” “yes this feeling will get better” etc.)

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Ultimate Self-Injury Recovery Masterpost!

persephonesidekick:

chauvinistsushi:

corvidaeon:

chooserecovery:

How to care for cuts

How to care for burns

Helping to calm down: 1, 2, 3

Alternatives to self-harm

Natural antidepressants

How to fade and cover scars

What to say when someone sees

Helpful websites

It’s cool to see a post that isn’t ‘don’t hurt yourself in the first place!!’ but is actually giving you geniune, helpful advice for recovery and caring for yourself

ooOOoOooooo

Does tagging this useful mean that I’m admitting I’m going to relapse again someday?

no, it says that this is a list of tools that you could have (or perhaps did) used when you were hurting and that you want to put those tools in the hands of anyone who might need them (possibly but not necessarily including your future self).

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the thing about today is that i don’t feel like

the thing about today is that i don’t feel like terribleness, per se. i don’t feel like crying, my head isn’t hurting, i’m not hearing a resounding chorus of terrible things in my head, i’m just -

not 

quite

here?

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DEAR SWEET MKP, YOU ARE NOT A FAIL. (I kept trying to scroll down on my dash to get to your posts...

DEAR SWEET MKP,

YOU ARE NOT A FAIL. (I kept trying to scroll down on my dash to get to your posts so I could reply to them but alas, no such luck. Submit it is!) YOU ARE A LOVELY LOVELY PERSON WHO DOES GOOD THINGS. AND STRUGGLES. 

STRUGGLING DOES NOT MAKE YOUA  FAILURE. GOING THROUGH WHAT YOU JUST DID, AND BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY KIND OF HAPPINESS SIMPLY IN NOT BREAKING DOWN MULTIPLE TIMES PER DAY, ACTUALLY TAKES A LOT OF STRENGTH. IT’S ALSO PRETTY DAMN INSPIRATIONAL. 

<3 You can only do as much as you can when you can. You can only keep trying. Not doing things perfectly or well doesn’t mean you’re worthless. It means you’re a great person who struggles and still tries. And that’s a great thing to be. 

P.S. I had a hard week too, though it sounds like nothing compared to yours. I’m long-distance sympathy cuddling you rn. We’ll get through this. You’ll get through this. 

Love,

M

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persephonesidekick reblogged your post and added: Anythi

persephonesidekick reblogged your post and added:

Anything I can do to help?

i don’t suppose you have a spare time machine lying around, do you?

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thatsoul-foryou-isinme replied to your post

thatsoul-foryou-isinme replied to your post “DEAR SWEET MKP, YOU ARE NOT A FAIL. (I kept trying to scroll down on…”

I agree with all that. I dont know you super well, but, you’re really awesome, k?

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taking some cues from kate/shelly’s system i

taking some cues from kate/shelly’s system i have also gotten up out of bed, actually gotten dressed (bra and everything!) for the first time in two days, made my bed, and gone upstairs and had recognizably meal-like food (okay it was chef boyardee but still) instead of just snacking on whatever.

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persephonesidekick answered to your post “the

persephonesidekick answered to your post “the thing about today is that i don’t feel like terribleness, per se….”

Letting yourself cry might not be a bad thing if you can find time. It relieves stress and can help with dissociation. In any case: *hugs*

like, i cried a lot earlier in the week and felt on the verge of tears most of the time then but i don’t feel that way now? i feel my baseline happy, just kind of fuzzily. like i have all this energy but no will to actually use it.

i just need to find the right thought, the right key, and i could unlock myself and do things, but i don’t know what it is.

i’mma try an energy drink tho, because often those help and it’s not like i was going to sleep anytime soon anyway.

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COURSE-EXTENSION END: T - 51 HOURS

(more like T - 24 hours with work on Monday, but whatev)

Chapter 7 Homework

done except for desk check

Chapter 7 Quiz

failed

Exam 2Chapter 8 Homework

done except for desk check

Chapter 8 QuizProject Part IVChapter 9 Homework

have started

Chapter 9 QuizChapter 10 HomeworkChapter 10 QuizProject Part VChapter 11 HomeworkChapter 11 QuizCareer Exploration Discussion BoardExam 3Chapter 12 HomeworkChapter 13 HomeworkChapter 12/13 QuizProject Part VIExam 4Course Evaluation

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started writing a sweet little drabble that quickly turned into porn

judearaya:

idk man, my life choices. 

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persephonesidekick replied to your post

persephonesidekick replied to your post “persephonesidekick answered to your post “the thing about today is…”

Do you know standard dissociation grounding stuff? I don’t want to imply that you don’t know what you’re doing, but I have links/advice if you don’t know the drill yet.

um. well. when it used to be a problem i usually ended up hurting myself to help bring me out of it, but it’s not scary bad like that. also that was probably not the best method. this doesn’t quite feel the same, as i said, but i’d love to have links/advice anyway because either it’ll help now or possibly later or possibly other people, all three of which are good things!

loud music would help but my gma is sleeping so…

i could try with headphones tho. that doesn’t work nearly so well for some reason, but it might still help.

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arrowsforpens replied to your post “i kind of

arrowsforpens replied to your post “i kind of want to throw a glassful of cold water at my face, to snap…”

maybe just rub some cold water in your eyes? One of my history teachers did that when he was in Officers’ School.

just splashed myself. it was nice, actually. okAY so i have a plan. i have commandeered better, brighter lamps. i will finish the chapter 9 and 10 questions (minus desk checks, i’ll go back to do those later) and then i can go bake cookies as a reward (dough is frozen so it’s not time consuming) then I will … figure out what to do at that point when i get there

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syosama: king-of-the-woodland-fandoms: syosama: jesterofpeace: syosama: boyprincessmanic: corps...

syosama:

king-of-the-woodland-fandoms:

syosama:

jesterofpeace:

syosama:

boyprincessmanic:

corpsepaintprincess:

hoshee:

"Cishet white males don’t understand-" you know what, maybe we do.

hey guys cishet white males understand a lot of things. examples

how to play call of duty modern warfare

how to play call of duty black ops

how to play call of duty modern warfare 2

how to play call of duty black ops 2

how to play call of duty ghosts

and those are just SOME of the call of duty games that cishet white males understand

this just in: it’s perfectly okay to be a total asshole to someone just because they’re a white guy

wow good morals not hypocritical at all A++ good job everybody round of applause

our apologies, allow me to amend the statement. cishet white males also understand

gta I-V

halo

this is exactly what i mean when i say that most people on this webstie dont give two shits about equality. they just want to be on top. “its ok to make fun of people as long as theyre cis, white, and or male!”
shut the fuck up you ARE ALL FUCKING TODDLERS
GROW
UP

i’m sorry sir did i forget a game? was it assassin’s creed? it was assassin’s creed, wasn’t it. once again, i apologize

Can you honestly not see how childish your resentment and mocking of white, cishet, males is?

WAS IT SKYRIM?????

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arrowsforpens replied to your post

arrowsforpens replied to your post “arrowsforpens replied to your post “i kind of want to throw a glassful…”

Go go go!!!

yeah no

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oh okay cool, now we can do the whole melting down and

oh okay cool, now we can do the whole melting down and shattering apart thing, that’s sure to help

gma i did not need your look of disappointed censure andagreement when i said i screwed myself over i already *know*

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what if i just became an actualfax turtle

what if i just became an actualfax turtle

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pureklaination replied to your post “what if i

pureklaination replied to your post “what if i just became an actualfax turtle”

I would report you for being an unregistered animagus

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back to numb apathy. i can dig it.

back to numb apathy. i can dig it.

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\o/ i did two whole homework problems! yay me! logic is pretty satisfying when i can make it...

\o/ i did two whole homework problems! yay me!

logic is pretty satisfying when i can make it work.

i’m all grumbly in my tumbly tho so food then continue and only think about the page in front of me i think i can i think i can i think i can

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darrencrisstastic: do you know this feeling when you find a fanfic that is really good and the...

darrencrisstastic:

do you know this feeling when you find a fanfic that is really good and the author posts their tumblr url and you follow them and then a miracle happens and they follow you back and everytime they reblog something from you you are in total fangirl mode because you see them secretly as celebrities because their fics are so darn perfect?

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Websites for when you want to:

nightvaliants:

un-disgruntle yourself

comfort someone

be comforted

go to a quiet place

press a magic button and fix everything

get a hug

see something cute

hear rain noises

play cute games 

cut something/someone (blood)

break something

open a window

have a guided relaxation

listen to nature sounds (or here)

do nothing for 2 minutes

play the piano

make cute ecards

make cool music (ex.)

get an idea for what to do

avoid boredom

watch a dream

have a stickman adventure

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asexualfactoftheday: Submitted by nai—-muhinyi.

asexualfactoftheday:

Submitted by nai—-muhinyi.

[#295. It is vitally important to not say the phrase “You just need to find the right person: or any variation of it, lest the Asexual summon their Ace Pack and attack.]

#ace pack attack! #ace pack attack 2!: the plant jokes are still old! #ace pack attack 3!: do i look like a single-cell organism #ace pack attack 4!: words can have more than one meaning this is not a new phenomenon #ace pack attack 5!: you must be really bad at google

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fancynancyadventures: boosket: necrotizingfaciitis: baboushkat: hi im a woman living in a post...

fancynancyadventures:

boosket:

necrotizingfaciitis:

baboushkat:

hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair

hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner

Hi I’m a woman in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair

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dontbearuiner: sourcedumal: fancycwabs: Sure,

dontbearuiner:

sourcedumal:

fancycwabs:

Sure, it’s showmanship, but it’s ALSO generally good advice.

So Janelle is my headcanon for Cecil for Welcome to Night Vale

YES.

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terns: Mark your territory by crying on things

terns:

Mark your territory by crying on things

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ididthatonce: starkidonbakerstreet: caramelfeathers: vablatsky...

ididthatonce:

starkidonbakerstreet:

caramelfeathers:

vablatsky:

Every fandom ever

This gets better the longer you watch

Barney is the fan who insists on complete silence and purity in the fandom. Feels should not get in the way.

Ted is the fan who is too emotionally invested in his ship and screams whenever they are on-screen.

Lily is the fan who cries about everything that happens— even when it’s not the least bit emotional.

And Marshall is the hate-watcher who is horrified with the whole fandom but can’t stop watching.

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onionhighonionandrenown: Did someone use some kind of magical...

onionhighonionandrenown:

Did someone use some kind of magical raygun to bring Kat Dennings to life out of a pre-Raphaelite paining?  Because I’m beginning to suspect that.

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vincent-van-ghost: damn boy are you the terms and condit

vincent-van-ghost:

damn boy are you the terms and conditions because i don’t give a fuck what you have to say

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sobersexting: being an adult sucks cause when people ask

sobersexting:

being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

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"the courage it took to get out of bed each morning to face the same things over and..."

“the courage it took to get out of bed each
morning
to face the same things
over and over
was
enormous.”
- Charles Bukowski (via adderalldust)
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marozia: I’M A MESS WHO LET ME ADULT

marozia:

I’M A MESS WHO LET ME ADULT

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arrowsforpens: natsweetlikesugar: acid-laced-wings: jonathanpi...

arrowsforpens:

natsweetlikesugar:

acid-laced-wings:

jonathanpitcairn:

sacred-ground-doctore:

Above is the “Know Anon” code that allows you to expose any hateful anons you wish at your own whim. If you know anyone who’s struggling with anonymous hate, reblog this for them.

How to install

Simply copy the above code and paste it right after the

portion of the HTML coding on your blog. This is with the jQuery script included, so everything should be covered. Once you’ve done this, update and save, then exit your customize page.

Re-enter your customize page, and under “appearance” should be a button called “Enable Know Anon”, which may be on or off automatically, depending. Flip the switch to enable or disable it, then save.

How to use

When you get anonymous hate or anon messages you find offensive, simply exit your Inbox, enter your Customize page, flip the switch to “on”, then save and exist. Re-enter your inbox, and any and all anonymous messages will be exposed with a URL, if they have one. Note that this includes everything, not just the hate. Another thing to note is that, once you expose anons in the inbox, you can’t un-expose them. Flipping the switch back to “off” does nothing.

Answer a message people thought was on anon, and gee, they’ll get a nasty little surprise, hmm? It’s better than a fake anonymous button because while you still can’t control who it exposes, you can control when to do so.

Remember though, that this isn’t the only way to stop anonymous hate. As always, there’s simply the “turn anonymous asks off” button. And thanks to the update from a few months ago, anons CAN be blocked.

That little hand right there? That’s the ignore button. It’s present on all asks sent, whether anon or otherwise. When you block an anon, you have the option to report them for spam or harassment, and it will permanently block them. It also blocks the IP address and computer, so that person can’t take advantage of extra accounts to continue sending you hate. It effectively wipes that person right out of your Tumblr life. They cannot contact your blog again, ever.

For the website that gives you the Know Anon code, with or without jQuery script, in case that causes trouble (most themes come with it pre-installed, but not all), go here.

[ Goodness, wow thank you very much for letting me know this existed! That was very considerate of you! ]

EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN GETTING LITTLE NO-LIFE SHITHEADS BOTHERING THEM.

Here you go. <3

I hope that the followers of mine who struggle with anon hate see this post

A less permanent way to find a hateful Anon’s url is to block them, then go to your Blocked list and see who was added (though that way won’t let you respond to the message).

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