REC: wowbright - 'Tis Better to Give Than to Receive - Glee [Archive of Our Own]

LINK: http://ift.tt/1bmaVMb
Klaine PWP character study of sub!Blaine with blowjobs and 69. It’s earlyish!Klaine with Blaine being inherently subby, not an explicitly D/s scenario. ~950 words, NC-17 || When Kurt and Blaine move from the kitchen to read their homework on the couch, it somehow turns into a shirts-off makeout session, which quickly turns into Kurt getting a blowjob – an event that is entirely unplanned, but much appreciated by both parties. “Kurt, I want to do that again,” Blaine says only five minutes after Kurt comes. He hasn’t moved from his spot on the rug since he finished going down on Kurt. He likes staying on the floor like this, curling his legs under him and settling his head against Kurt’s lap. Kurt chuckles and pets Blaine’s head. “Don’t you want a little reciprocity first?”!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:explicit, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel, ~author:wowbright, genre:porn, thisistotallymykink, kink:d/s, kink:oral, rating:R-NC17, note:drabble/ficlet

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newleasemylove replied to your chat “MKP: o.O i

newleasemylove replied to your chat “MKP: o.O i just realized cheque is spelled cheque and not…”

*token Aussie giggles*

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AO3 News | The "Search Within Results" Field and You: The Round-Up

This concludes our little series in advanced searching and browsing! As always, all the tricks and little hacks mentioned here are very much optional. Simply clicking your way through the Archive tags and playing around with the existing filter options will already give you what you’re looking for in the vast majority of cases.

For those wanting to build more complicated searches, here’s all information in handy list format:

The “Search Within Results” Field and You, Part 1
The “Search Within Results” Field and You, Part 2
Tag IDs for your convenience:

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Show Archive Faq | Archive of Our Own

Where can I find cool tools people have created to work with the Archive?

As more tools get built, we plan to add a separate page listing them. For now, you can find them here!

For userscripts, you will need either the Greasemonkey add-on for Firefox, or the Tampermonkey extension for Chrome. To change the appearance of the Archive, you can search for userstyles to be used with the Stylish add-on for Firefox or the Stylish extension for Chrome. For more detailed descriptions of how to use these tools, please see this unofficial tutorial provided by Archive user Arduinna.

Bookmarklets will work in most modern browsers without the need for any extra add-ons.

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Masterlist - Fuck Yeah AO3 Feeds!

Organized alphabetically by fandom and then pairing.

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how to ao3 savior, a pictorial tutorial | another hellbound handbasketeer

Tired of seeing that one tag/fic/ship/author in your ao3 searches?  Here’s how to blacklist à la tumblr savior on Archive of our Own.

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Flamebyrd's AO3 Bookmarklets and Scripts

Pinboard Bookmarklet: A customised pinboard.in bookmarklet for bookmarking AO3 works.
Dreamwidth Bookmarklet: A customised Dreamwidth bookmarklet for posting AO3 works.
Tumblr Bookmarklet: A customised Tumblr bookmarklet for posting AO3 works.
EBook Bookmarklet: An easier to way to download a list of ebooks from AO3.
Taglist Filter: Filter the tags on the Yuletide tag listing. Bonus: generate bucketlist.
Statistics CSV: Lets you download your AO3 statistics as a CSV.
Works List CSV: Lets you download a works list as a CSV.

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thebobbu: Mental health problems are, y’know,

thebobbu:

Mental health problems are, y’know, health problems. Treat them the same way

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get-nerdy: mewtoot: garrettgregg: mewtoot: for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone...

get-nerdy:

mewtoot:

garrettgregg:

mewtoot:

for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way

It’s not?…

no it means that someone sells drugs nearby

my life is a lie

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vandigo: mockingpond: onelastgeronimo: Why is Christopher Eccleston afraid of Paul...

vandigo:

mockingpond:

onelastgeronimo:

Why is Christopher Eccleston afraid of Paul McGann?

Because McGann Hurt Eccleston.

oh my god

Can we take a moment to appreciate that 50 years of a television show, with multiple writers, a reboot, and the fixing of a gaping plot hole have come together to give us the ability to make this exact pun?

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thehollowplaces: feigenbaumsworld: holyhotpantsbatman: My...

thehollowplaces:

feigenbaumsworld:

holyhotpantsbatman:

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

These are awesome! Really. You hit everything on the “list” and in a humorous way which makes it more awesome. Everything from taking a shower to remembering your meds when your depressed is a major challenge. All these things are things I struggle with when I hit a depressive episode. I’m sure they seem silly and small to those without a mood disorder, but they’re huge accomplishments to those of us who are sufferers and we should acknowledge that.  tl;dr You rock, holyhotpantsbatman!

I want to print these out and stick them on myself when I’m having a bad day and need to remember the little victories

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mgherian: it’s really interesting how so many

mgherian:

it’s really interesting how so many mythological creatures that are exclusively female (harpies, banshees, sirens) are described as having really piercing or unpleasant or otherwise notable voices? sirens kill men with their songs, banshees shriek when someone is about to die, harpies are awful cawing bird-women

(watch out for the girls who know how to make noise; we are monsters)

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xkit-extension: Introducing Tag Replacer! Tag Replacer allows...

xkit-extension:

Introducing Tag Replacer!

Tag Replacer allows you to mass-replace tags with ease. Install it, then go to Posts page on your dashboard of the blog you want, enter the tag you want replaced and the new tag, and Tag Replacer will do the rest.

Since editing posts put a lot of strains on servers, something I would like to avoid, operation of this extension is intentionally slowed down. So if you are going to replace tags of 4,000 posts, it’s better to just start it before going to bed.

Please note that it’s really experimental right now, so if you hit some bugs, please let me know by sending me an ask. Thank you!

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hardpunkcecil: hardpunkcecil: what do ghosts wear when

hardpunkcecil:

hardpunkcecil:

what do ghosts wear when it’s raining

ghosts don’t change their clothes according to the weather idk what you were expecting with this

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god please

thetimesinbetween:

mitsurugireiji:

It’s coming up to Winter, it’s cold, and due to Government admin errors and several other hits, we’re now living below the poverty line and can’t afford to heat our home or eat.

Edit: now we’re losing a further £250 a month and everything has taken an extremely dire turn

we can’t afford anything now

we literally just got a letter telling us that we’re losing £250 a month from are benefits thanks to new cuts

we already barely survive on very little and this is just like a death knell

i’m applying to apprenticeships and jobs but none will take me over younger people [that they can pay less] or older people [with more experience]

we aren’t going to be able to make it through winter without help, hell we’re not going to be able to make it through fucking december without help

we can’t take a loan out, because the repayments would cripple us and i just

please share this lick please reblog it i don’t care if you don’t care for me or if you’d rather not or what the fuck ever please just help by reblogging or we are literally going to die this is the worst news i’ve received in months i am begging you

I just donated £7, which for me amounted to $12. (I wanted to give more, but the exchange rate is so crappy, I’m sorry.)

Seriously, guys, this seems to be a situation in which you donating money = somebody eating one more meal. It’s easy and quick, and the site is legit (I checked), and they really need the help.

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Publicity

copperbadge:

WHAT UP PEOPLE

If you go to twitter (if you have a twitter; I don’t judge, I have to have one too) and tweet this:

@luludotcom http://tinyurl.com/deadisle  #lulugiftguide

You help me to possibly get my book The Dead Isle (see above url) into the Lulu Gift Guide, which means publicity and pizza money for me! 

Also it is an awesome book and you would enjoy it if you read it. Which you can do for free here btw. So that if you don’t enjoy it I won’t have $19 worth of lied to you. :D

#When Sam has food then Sam writes us stuff #If Sam starves to death the we get no fic. #This seems like a no brainer #PIZZA MONEY FOR SAM #signal boost

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Are You Dissociating?

goldenphoenixgirl:

Dissociating is one of the most common responses to abuse and trauma. It involves feeling numb, detached or unreal and (while it happens to everyone once in a while) is experienced more frequently and severely in survivors. Dissociating people vary widely in symptoms and may experience any or all of the things from the following list.

You may be dissociating if you:

find yourself staring at one spot, not thinking anything

feel completely numb

feel like you’re not really in your body, like you’re watching yourself in a movie.

feel suddenly lightheaded or dizzy

lose the plot of the show or conversation you were focused on

feel as if you’re not quite real, like you’re in a dream

feel like you’re floating 

suddenly feel like you’re not a part of the world around you

feel detached and far away from other people, who may seem mechanical or unreal to you

are very startled when someone/something gets your attention

completely forget what you were thinking just a moment ago

suddenly cover your face or react as if you’re about to be hurt for no reason

can’t remember important information about yourself, like your age or where you live

find yourself rocking back and forth

become very focused on a small or trivial object or event

find that voices, sounds or writing seem far away and you sometimes have trouble understanding them.

feel as if you’ve just experienced a flashback (perhaps rapidly) but you can’t remember anything about it.

perceive your body as foreign or not belonging to you

(likes and reblogs always taken as support)

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johnwaters: sometimes being a person is very overwhelming

johnwaters:

sometimes being a person is very overwhelming

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the good news is that i will NOT be homeless in january;

the good news is that i will NOT be homeless in january; my gma’s giving me an extension thru the spring. 

my boss also poked at the HR folks to start the hiring process for me, so. hopefully that’ll work out! despite my terrible workiness this last week.

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okay so weird question sometimes when you don’t

okay so weird question

sometimes when you don’t feel quite real

do you find it easier/better to a) write instead of talk and b) better yet just use gifs

or is that

just

a me thing

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kate you should post that points system thejunglenook gave you i will personally award you points...

kate you should post that points system thejunglenook gave you

i will personally award you points for doing so

but i think we could all use this because of reasons

and when i say we at this point in time yes i do mean i

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stainedglassboots: Let’s say you wanted to glue

stainedglassboots:

Let’s say you wanted to glue fabric to wood, but what do you use? What about glass to paper? This to That lets you choose two things you want to glue and lists what types of glue is best. (Because people have a need to glue things to other things!)

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Payroll Calculator | Take Home Pay Calculator | Salary Paycheck Calculator

Important Note on Calculator: The calculator on this page is provided through the ADP Employer Resource Center and is designed to provide general guidance and estimates. It should not be relied upon to calculate exact taxes, payroll or other financial data. These calculators are not intended to provide tax or legal advice and do not represent any ADP service or solution. You should refer to a professional advisor or accountant regarding any specific requirements or concerns.

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