2014-08-17

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2014-08-17 12:48 am

klaine + 5 foot 7 guy who’s just kurt’s

klaine + 5 foot 7 guy who’s just kurt’s type (aka his pocket-sized fiancé)

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2014-08-17 02:38 am

notthedisneyyourelookingfor: Now all of Tumblr knows

When you come back to Tumblr after being away for a while.
When you see a post that deserves much signal boost.
When you post something that gets way more notes than you ever expected.
notthedisneyyourelookingfor:

Now all of Tumblr knows you’re here.

Tumblr: The Animated Feature Film

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2014-08-17 03:26 am

self, you are going to have fun tomorrow and you know it, so stop daydreaming about calling out sick

self, you are going to have fun tomorrow and you know it, so stop daydreaming about calling out sick on kate when it’s just inertia dragging you down.

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2014-08-17 03:41 am

okay but WHAT IF i downed an energy drink and went on a midnight cleaning binge

okay but WHAT IF i downed an energy drink and went on a midnight cleaning binge

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2014-08-17 03:57 am

arrowsforpens replied to your post:okay but WHAT IF i

arrowsforpens replied to your post:okay but WHAT IF i downed an energy drink and went…

I feel like I’ve heard that plan before and it led to bad times. PS what time are you coming tomorrow?

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2014-08-17 03:57 am

arrowsforpens replied to your post:self, you are going

arrowsforpens replied to your post:self, you are going to have fun tomorrow and you…

and here is kate looking at this post.

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2014-08-17 03:57 am

WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE DAYDREAMING ABOUT THE TASTE OF WATER MEANS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DRINK SOME!

WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE

DAYDREAMING ABOUT THE TASTE OF WATER MEANS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DRINK SOME!

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2014-08-17 04:29 am
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I really want to do something about Ferguson but I live states away and have no money to fund anythi

Okay there’s a lot of different posts with multiple links each on how to help and some of them overlap so I’m just gonna compile all the relevant links I can think of here:

Share this post on how to make a tear gas mask

Share this post on your rights and how to react/respond when you are approached by legal authorities

Donate to/share the legal fund for arrested Ferguson protesters

Attend one of/share info for the National Moment of Silence for Victims of Police Brutality vigils

Donate to/share #FeedFerguson, which will help feed families and children who get most of their food from school (which has been closed until further notice)

Donate to/share the Michael Brown Memorial Fund

Watch/Share videos of the events in Ferguson

Read/Share these related and/or directly relevant articles

Read/Share this post listing details of the five most widely observed instances of racist police violence in the past three weeks

Sign this petition to prompt President Obama to enact new federal laws to protect citizens from police violence/misconduct

Contact the Ferguson Police Department and seek information on those being detained, the protests, legal procedures, etc.

Ferguson Police Department
Email (taken off the site)
222 S. Florissant Road Ferguson, MO 63135
Ph: 314-522-3100 Fx: 314-524-5290

DO NOT reblog photos of Mike Brown’s body lying on the street. His family has requested that these photos not be spread around. Please respect their wishes.

Very importantly, stay alert. Read everything you can on the subject. The reports on The New York Times, Al Jazeera, and other news outlets are very limited, especially because the police in Ferguson are going to great lengths to keep reporters out. Seek out what you can online and from first hand sources, if you know anyone in the area. Listen to the stories of those who have been affected by this tragedy and other similar ones. Educate yourself as much as you possibly can so you can help make sure the right people are heard.

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2014-08-17 04:29 am
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I made a script for calling elected officials about Ferguson

littlemissmutant:

thewomanofkleenex:

Hi, my name is NAME. I live in PLACE, and I am a constituent of ELECTED OFFICIAL. I am calling because the police department of Ferguson, Missouri is using federally funded weapons against unarmed American citizens in a reckless, inappropriate, and unlawful manner. I am calling to request immediate action to protect the people of Ferguson and to fully investigate the Ferguson Police Department’s actions, including the killing of Michael Brown and the subsequent abuse of protestors and arrest of journalists and elected officials. I believe that all civil rights and civil liberties, including the right to free speech and lawful assembly, are very important, and I hope that ELECTED OFFICIAL agrees with me. Thank you for your time.

You can use this handy form (http://ift.tt/1v382Xb) from the League of Women Voters to identify your elected officials. I am going to call my U.S. senators and congressmen and the president’s office. If you can’t call, you can e-mail, but I’ve been told phone calls count more.

Sometimes when you call they ask some questions about who you are or where you live, but it’s really painless usually. And, call even if you think your rep is an asshole — whoever answers the phone is trained to be polite. If they get enough calls, they usually wind up listening at some point.

wanna know the thing that has surprised me most in all my time working in DC? my number one wacky U.S. capital fact?

these calls actually matter you guys I am not joking.

before I got here I would see organizations asking people to call or email their representatives and kind of write it off like “oh politicians don’t listen to that stuff.” but in fact! there are correspondence managers and other people whose job is to keep track of the opinions expressed in all the calls/emails/letters that they get, and that does inform how the office chooses to respond - you hear in meetings “we’ve been getting a lot of calls in support of ____, but none opposing it, so we don’t see any benefit to opposing it” or “this isn’t a priority to our constituents” or whatever. This isn’t to say that politicians only ever do what their constituents want but it does factor in, if for no other reason than that politicians like being voted for repeatedly.

all of which is to say! I think this is a good idea. If you can’t call, that is fine. you can send an email via any congressional representative’s website, or even print and mail a letter - the addresses are also listed on their websites. You could have a letter-writing party or a call-in party, or if you’re a college student, maybe table in the student center with laptops where passers-by can send emails on your congressional reps’ websites.

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2014-08-17 04:30 am

ofools: lumpenspaceproletariat: dearnonacepeople: knight

ofools:

lumpenspaceproletariat:

dearnonacepeople:

knight-of-antioch:

If you’re Christian I hope you don’t believe asexuality exists because you are implying you and/or others are immune from sinful lust, which is applying divine properties to humans and therefore defying crucial theological principles.

It’s just in asexuals are actually have divine properties 

lmao oh my goodness

finally the recognition i deserve, the godly kind

#your theology is bad and you should feel bad (via @into-the-weeds)

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2014-08-17 05:18 am

juniorbizarre: oldsparkyoflove: juniorbizarre: my finals...

juniorbizarre:

oldsparkyoflove:

juniorbizarre:

my finals power music

oh whoops

did your dash just become kawaii 90s luna rock

i think it did

good finals everybody

I don’t have finals now that I’m graduated but this song still sure helps me get through typical weekdays when I’m stranded in space and have to supercharge the silver millennium crystal enough to change the course of asteroids plummeting towards earth u feel me

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2014-08-17 07:39 am

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

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2014-08-17 08:58 am

juliepowers: Hey guys, I made a quick post about this a few hours ago from mobile, but I thought...

juliepowers:

Hey guys, I made a quick post about this a few hours ago from mobile, but I thought I’d write it up again so its more rebloggable and can reach and help more people.

Sites like Movie Triggers and Phobias at the Movies have been going around tumblr and genuinely trying their best to update their content and warn people about triggers/phobias that could be present in a movie they’re about to watch. Unfortunately, both of these sites are fairly new and I imagine their relatively small staffs can’t possibly watch every movie you might have an interest in watching. 

For future reference, IMDB’s Parent Guides are pretty useful for this kind of thing as well and they exist for practically every movie you can think of. They border on being spoiler-y sometimes, but overall I imagine they could be a big help to some people!

To find a movie’s guide, nine times out of ten all you have to do is type in a movie’s name + “IMDB Parents Guide” into google. Alternatively, you can go through IMDB’s site and click the ‘Parents Guide’ option on the sidebar. 

To see how in-depth they go at warning people, [here’s] the parents guide to The Lion King. Obviously they warn for Mufasa’s death, but they also mention that Zazu is knocked around a bit during a music number. For comparison with a movie not originally intended for children, [here] is the guide for Little Shop of Horrors, which warns for blood and even the mention of blood despite the only blood being drops from a characters’ finger/hand. 

Some of the warnings can seem a little silly/humorous, but all in all I can see it being a huge help to those who want or need it. Also notable - these parents guides are also made for tv shows. (although it presents more of an over-arching series generalization than an episode by episode analysis, it can still prepare someone for what to expect)

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2014-08-17 10:03 am

grumpys: i hate when you’re not in the same mood

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

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2014-08-17 11:21 am

thespacegoat: zacksplosion: gimmegrimmy: thecityofpawnee: nerdmodeactivated: tea-in-the-tardis: ...

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

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2014-08-17 12:25 pm

bronyparctears: A cornered mouse will bite a cat. This does not reclassify the mouse as a predator..

bronyparctears:

A cornered mouse will bite a cat.

This does not reclassify the mouse as a predator or the cat as prey.

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2014-08-17 01:43 pm
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MBTI most accurate descriptions

woolfhammer:

ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable. 

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time. 

ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score. 

ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs. 

ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool. 

ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.

ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame. 

ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying. 

ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.

ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.

ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving. 

ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results. 

INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke. 

INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly. 

INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water. 

INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.

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2014-08-17 04:06 pm

sanger.dk

IT’S A PUG
LICKING YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN
FROM INSIDE IT

HOW CAN YOU BE SAD WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING

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2014-08-17 05:26 pm

Full version and music video of Sailor Moon

Full version and music video of Sailor Moon Crystal’s opening song, Moon Pride by Momoiro Clover Z.

(fore warning that there are quite a few spoilery clips in this video!)

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2014-08-17 07:49 pm
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askbox open

gleefandomlove:

we are now accepting compliments!

please spread the word so anybody who did not get their message in last time will be able to this time around :)

askbox will be open for 24 hours.

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2014-08-17 07:49 pm
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Could use some serious cleanup around the edges, but all in all...

Could use some serious cleanup around the edges, but all in all I’m fairly pleased with the end result. <3

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2014-08-17 07:49 pm

fuck yeah, nail art, chinese food, and both thor movies? kate-dates with arrowsforpens are the best.

fuck yeah, nail art, chinese food, and both thor movies?

kate-dates with arrowsforpens are the best.

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2014-08-17 08:04 pm

holy echoalia, batman let’s play the...

holy echoalia, batman

let’s play the how-many-autistic-characteristics-will-jane-foster-display game

i am guessing at least a few more.

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2014-08-17 08:52 pm

…they just killed off frigga and i am just

…they just killed off frigga and i am just

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2014-08-17 08:52 pm

samanticshift: anti-sj bloggers: omg, why are sjws

samanticshift:

anti-sj bloggers: omg, why are sjws offended by everything?

anti-sj bloggers: i am deeply offended by your headcanons, your media criticism, your donate button, your mental illness, your lived experience, your “made-up words,” your life choices, and virtually every aspect of your identity

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2014-08-17 10:11 pm

filthyjarbushman: I just bought a new journal. I

filthyjarbushman:

I just bought a new journal. I wasn’t going to buy it. But this page sold me.

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2014-08-17 10:26 pm

kelsium: I feel like while this is all useful inform

kelsium:

I feel like while this is all useful information about how things are supposed to go, we should all be mindful when sharing that pretty much none of this applies in reality to anyone other than white people. People aren’t being shot by the police because they didn’t know their rights or didn’t know how they were supposed to act or what to say. They’re being shot because they are black and alive in America.

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