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concretewasps:

today I realized that when I read fanfiction one of my hands always ends up on my face in that stereotypical thinking pose

like it’ll look like I’m reading something really serious but inside I’m probably thinking “this some motherfucking yaoi shit right here, please continue”

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Me: Hey, cool, this historical figure seems to have swung both ways
Homophobic Historian: THEY WERE STRAIGHT OMFG STOP READING THINGS INTO IT
Gay Historian: SO WHAT IF THEY WERE MARRIED SIX TIMES THEY WERE GAY GAY GAY
Me: But bisexuality exists and isn't that the most sensible thing to assume if we have actual evidence of them having had both male and female lovers?
Homophobic historian: THEY WERE CONFUSED AND IT WAS JUST A PHASE
Gay Historian: LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
Me: But Anaïs just wrote about how she wanted to faceplant in this woman's boobs, and Byron jumped from this chick's bed into this boy's pants and then this Mercury guy even self-identified as bisexual--
Homophobic Historian: LIES AND SLANDER
Gay Historian: GAY
Me: For fuck's sake
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captain-parrish:

Person: “I’m bisexual.”

Society:

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slightly-oblivvyous:

How to make a successful text post:

find a meme

make sure the meme hasn’t burned out yet

exploit that meme like you’re a wealthy white businessman and it’s an ‘underdeveloped’ country

profit

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frenchfrycoolguy:

tumblr update here to deliver the ‘mom downloaded like seven toolbars and i cant get rid of them’ atmosphere to your dashboard

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

happy post-election day!! don’t forget to set your clocks back 40 years in honor of the new senate

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“You don’t have enough money to vote Republican.”
- My grandfather when my uncle told him he was voting for Nixon. I remember this every election day.
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spookycyborg:

the reviews say “gritty realism” but the heart whispers “suburban straight boy libertarian fantasy with a limited color palette”

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huffingtonpost:

John Oliver Destroys Pumpkin Spice Lattes, The ‘Coffee That Tastes Like A Candle’

It’s that time of year: Leaves are changing, Halloween decorations are on display, and cable knit sweaters are everywhere. But most importantly, the all-famous Pumpkin Spice Latte is back at your local Starbucks.

For his full rant on Pumpkin Spice Lattes go here.

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buzzfeed:

14 New Shows You Won’t Be Seeing This Fall

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thefaultlinesinourstars:

october 31st 11:59 PM

november 1st 12:00 am

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

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rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

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armin-out:

every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep

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zeezoutenijs:

Sometimes I think that it’s really really weird that people used to believe in changelings and getting their babies stolen and replaced by elves but

anti-vaxxers pretty much do the same thing except they blame science instead

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

the cool thing about our present dystopian nightmare is that it doesn’t seem like a dystopian nightmare because the book 1984 didn’t have cute quirky ads

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Entries tagged with but actually

concretewasps: today I realized that when I read fanfiction one of my hands always ends up on my...

Remind me to never read about historical bisexuals ever again

captain-parrish: Person: “I’m

slightly-oblivvyous: How to make a successful text post:

frenchfrycoolguy: tumblr update here to deliver the

partybarackisinthehousetonight: happy post-election

"You don’t have enough money to vote Republ

Fav sex toy of yours (be as specific as possible)

spookycyborg: the reviews say “gritty

huffingtonpost: John Oliver Destroys Pumpkin Spice Lattes, The...

buzzfeed: 14 New Shows You Won’t Be Seeing This

thefaultlinesinourstars: october 31st 11:59 PM november 1st 12:00...

Not being part of a fandom, but, knowing a lot about it from Tumblr:

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rodham-clinton: really all you need to know about the

misscontraption: mitunathehelicaptor: tagging nsfw is

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armin-out: every song is a ship song if you’re

zeezoutenijs: Sometimes I think that it’s really

reallyreallyreallytrying: the cool thing about our

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