shame is for other people

DONE

got up

made bed

took shower

got dressed in actualfax clothes

paid traffic ticket

took meds

ate breakfast

called parents (had to leave message, hopefully they will call back soon?)

TO DO

put on socks and a sweater or turn up the heat, goose, you’ll feel better if you’re not cold

find some car options

talk to parents about whether or not they finally got the stickers for their second car and if so if i can borrow it

if not, renew car rental for another week (jfc)

pile up all of the things on the floor of my bedroom into one pile and throw out all the trash

put away clean dishes and wash another handful of dirty ones

collect all dirty dishes in kitchen

try to figure out how to fill the refill on my prescriptions now that I have different insurance (former doc assured me I would be able to)

eat lunch

eat dinner

do laundry

go to bed at a reasonable time

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(PSH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, ‘ALREADY EVENING’ AND ‘SERIOUSLY?’ AND ‘LIKE THAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN’ I HAVE GOALS AND I AM POSTING THEM, DAMNIT)

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WHAT YOU PLAN TO DO:

Start a load of laundry

Swap bed linens for fresh ones

Wash the five dishes in your sink, come on now that’s not hard keep it from getting disastrous

Load your tumblr queue

do another fic search for perfectanomaly​ and then message them back, you jerk, even if the message is ‘damnit i know i read this’ and ‘lol this fic-finding blog is not getting off to a good start’

take care of the dirty dishes and trash in your room (okay i guess there’s more than five dishes to wash but still not all that many this is totally doable, self)

ahahahahaha no really see if it’s still possible to return that bra you bought like, a month ago because it was thirty dollars and doesn’t fit, you moron

WHAT YOU ALSO OUGHT TO DO, IF POSSIBLE:

decide whether or not to go to the grocery store tonight or wait till tomorrow it is a sunday night and probably busy, remember! and you do till have chicken and rice to eat.

maybe write some fic because god it’s been forever and remember how much you love writing these fics even when you’re frustrated and blocked???

you could at least jot down some notes for those posts you keep meaning to make about sex and your exceptionally suggestible self

(possibly also about your mom but it is likely you will start to freak out and hate yourself so if it doesn’t happen it doesn’t happen, okay)

relatedly: actually make that sign for your door with the flowchart you designed about when to go visit your parents and when not to

maybe make a list of all those ADULTING things you are avoiding doing so at least you won’t forget about them and get slapped in the face with consequences later (i am thinking especially here about the taxes you got an extension on you really need to deal with those soon)

text [redacted] about going to visit apartments with you on tuesday or next saturday afternoon?

pin fics to pinboard

take a shower, you’ll feel less gross. but don’t do it right before bed remember going to sleep with wet hair is a JUST SAY NO kind of thing when it is this short you will never get it to look normal tomorrow otherwise. maybe you should do this tomorrow morning, actually. you could wash your face and brush your teeth tho! and also your hair, actually. you just napped with clips in and it is a hot mess.

WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO DO, DON’T EVEN FRONT:

fuck around on tumblr

watch the second cardcaptor sakura movie

look for ccs fic and be very disappointed

feel gross and sit in the dark

pet various stuffed animals and/or the fluffy fuzzy blanket of softness

really want nectarines jfc why are you daydreaming about the taste of nectarines that’s really strange, self

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DONE

got up and dressed

took meds

made bed

went out and got coffee

watched episode of cardcaptor sakura

started weird woodworking project (nail polish display case! maybe. sort of.)

organized boxes of stuff (the containers, not the stuff itself)

finished new schedule for work and sent it out to coworkers

played kingdom of loathing

TO DO

eat something (cook hamburger helper???)

put away crock pot and sundry other items in kitchen

clean kitchen counters

clean up nail gems from where they spilled

dust and vacuum kitchen, living rooms, & stairs

cursory cleaning of top bathroom

cursory cleaning of bottom bathroom

clean up mess from weird wood project you started for no reason

go grocery shopping

figure out how to return bra and do so

put away all of the clean clothes all over your floor

do a load of laundry

cry forever

fun stuff I guess

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okay, newly amended plan:

go put away your leftovers from breakfast. (yay, biscuits!)

go fold and put away your clean clothes and pick what clothes you’re taking with you.

take a nap because you are le tired and you can always finish packing after work.

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Today you will Do All Of The Things, self! It is decided!

Things What Need Doing:

Clean the Kitchen!

Dishes!

Counters / Stovetop!

Floor!

Clean the Living Rooms!

Stuffs What Do Not Belong!

Dust!

Vacuum!

Clean YOUR Room!

A Place For Everything & Everything In Its Place!

Goodbye, Trash! Goodbye, Recycling!

Goodbye, Things You Do Not Use!

Dust!

Vacuum!

Clean the Bathrooms!

Sinks!

Toilets!

Showers!

Floors!

Launder Things!

Pack For Camp! (Theoretically Only; Do Not Actually Pack All Of The Things A Week In Advance)

Write Moar Of The Fics!

Try to Make Sense of Tax Stuff! Extensions Only Last So Long!

NO TURTLING! THIS HOUSE IS A TURTLE FREE ZONE!

BE THE DUCK! EAT THE TOAD!

DO THE THINGS!

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