Nov. 19th, 2013

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religiousmom:

what if a stripper was stripping but then after she was naked she kept on going and she ripped off her skin and her muscle until she was just a naked skeleton dancing sexy

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Why is there a gif for this?

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When new Hollywood golden boy Kurt Hummel receives some disturbing letters, his manager hires bodyguard Blaine Anderson to be with him 24 hours a day. In an attempt to hide Blaine’s true identity from the press they decide he needs to go undercover…as Kurt’s boyfriend. Famous!Kurt Nevermet!AU!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, pairing:kurt.hummel/blaine.anderson, note:series, note:masterpost/mastertag, series/universe:glee:notlikethemovies, genre:au, au:famous!au, au:bodyguard!au, rating:PG13-R, au:teacher!au, trope:undercover, trope:pretend!couple, ~author:knightlycat

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queercorn:

seppin:

Idea: “heterobaiting” where at first you think it’s a show about heteros but then suddenly everyone was secretly gay queer the whole time 

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Shibari Tutorial: Coin Basket Harness

Video on how to tie the Coin Knot here!

Video on how to tie the Basket Knot here!

After posting the princess photo set, I was flooded with requests for how to tie this rig. We made it up on the spot, so here is the painstaking step by step recreation. ;)

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thetimesinbetween asked a question: Yellow and grey!!!

newleasemylove asked a question: Moar? XD Grey and red (if you want more :P)

MELLOW YELLOW: THE NOSTALGIA OF CHILDHOOD

1) when I was wee and tiny my all-purpose pronoun was “her”

2) this is exemplified in one of my parents’ favorite family-time stories about tinykp:

apparently in my preschool class a boy was bothering a friend of mine and so I hit him? my mom tried to talk me through all the other things I could have done and I listened very intently and then responded very matter-of-factly, “well, I hit Wes.” my justification: “when her hits her, then you must smack them.”

3) I also went through a phase of talking about myself in 3rd person, narrating like I was in a story: “I love ice cream! MKP exclaimed happily!”

4) One of the recurring themes of my childhood is that I read too much. I used to get grounded from reading. Then I discovered the internet and fandom and got grounded from that.

5) The first fanfic I ever wrote, not counting the story about Robbie and Roberta, twin children of Robin Hood and stars of my kindergarten daily journal, was a sequel to Mulan in which the fourteen year old daughter of mulan gets gangraped by huns, becomes pregnant, and gives birth in the snow. I turned it in for a school assignment.

I was ten.

In retrospect I really wonder at my teachers not investigating that at all, because although in my case it &;was&; just reading way too much but I feel like really a story like that should throw up some serious red flags?

6) At around the same time, I was in the midst of what one might call my holocaust phase: following my reading of the Diary of Anne Frank (yes, the original, unabridged version) at the tender age of eight or so I spent a great deal of time reading stories about teens dying in the holocaust.

I was a morbid little weirdo, let me tell you.

7) Speaking of morbid, I was convinced for years there was a witch that lived under my bed and that the prickly feeling I got between my shoulderblades sometimes was her, trying to cut up through the mattress with her knife - she wanted my heart: cut out, boiled, salted, swallowed whole - it would maintain her immortality.

Yes. I also read the original Grimm Brothers’ tales probably younger than I should have. My poor parents.

GRATUITOUS GREY: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE THING

BUT WHAT IS MY FAVORITE THING OH NO

um………. fandom is up there, as is Margaret Atwood’s poetry, Pamela Dean’s prose, clever TV, ice cream, and cuddly comforting things

hmm… okay, how about two facts about fandom (& me) and two facts about reading (& me)

Fandom Ate My Soul:

1) my first (reading) fandom was sailor moon, my first (writing) fandom was the DCU (well. kind of.), and my first (fandom-y) fandom was glee. \o/

2) I have in fact been skulking around the edges of fandom for over a decade now, which is impressive considering that I’m only 25. My pinboard only goes back to 200…8? 2007? which is when I started using delicious to bookmark fics, but I’d been reading the suckers for years before that.

3) (okay you get an extra one) I started watching Stargate because some of my favorite HP fic writers were suddenly all about the SGA.

This has gotten me into many different fandoms.

I Read Therefore I Live:

1) according to some internet test I have a reading speed of 900 words per minute with an 80% retention rate? which, IDK, really, but it’s kind of cool that if I wanted to be a douche I do have &;something&; to brag about?

2) much like how I have problems watching glee, I have a really big mental block about reading new books by my favorite authors, so I’m like three books behind in some of my favorite series (Kim Harrison’s The Hollows, Jim Butcher’s Dresden Files, Terry Pratchett’s Discworld) and I want to catch up but it’s been so long now that I’d have to start all over again because I’ve forgotten things, I know I have (okay this doesn’t apply to the pratchett) and it’s a daunting task.

…my parents are of the opinion that this is much like looking up a word in the dictionary by starting at the beginning and reading all the way through till you find it, which. I see what they’re saying, but. yeah.

REALLY AWKWARD RED: IDK WHAT &;BEST&; MEANS BUT OKAY LET’S TALK ABOUT KATE, I KNOW FACTS ABOUT HER

1) Kate is like the least socially taxing person I know? IDEK why because objectively speaking I don’t think she behaves differently from most of my other friends, but somehow I can almost always bother to chat with her and I don’t end up hiding in corners when we hang out.

So. that’s kind of a cool super-power.

2) She can also shoot you full of arrows, which is kind of badass.

3) I have in the past acted as interpreter, explaining to Kate that in fact our roommate does not want solutions when she is telling you about her problems she just wants validation of her emotions!

Kate still thinks this is dumb but I believe she has found it useful to remember anyway.

4) She is the biggest history nerd to ever nerd, as far as I can tell. Well. Okay, except for her history anons. But she’s up there!

5) She is the Charlotte Lucas to my Catherine Morland, and I think that just about says it all, doesn’t it?

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bluntedanimehunk:

hunewm:

bluntedanimehunk:

internetlaureate:

bluntedanimehunk:

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. 

um

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

uM

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o.O I s2g it’s like he’s snoring while he’s awake.

it’s really terrible of me to be getting so irritated by my coworker’s
BREATHING, I know.

but SERIOUSLY.

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ibleachednirvana:

I want to be in a sitcom where someone breaks a wall and then I can say “Gosh darn it, this is the FOURTH WALL you’ve broken this month!” then I will begin to make unbreakable uncomfortable eye contact with the camera as the studio audience laughter raises in volume and becomes terrifyingly loud and then it all goes to static and the show ends

and now, the weather.

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Darren’s straight, but Chris is kind of magic. Inner conflict, one-sided yearning and learning.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:gleerpf, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:chris.colfer/darren.criss, ~author:glycerineclown, note:series, series/universe:RPF:glee:shadesofgrey!verse, heartbreaking

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“Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living.”
- Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
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thegirlandherbooks:

This is a very important thing when posting pictures to Tumblr or any other site.

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“Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.”
- Hafiz (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
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i was saying fuck it and ordering pizza but then looking at the website made me feel sick to my stomach god i eat so much junk

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so, okay. i have reached the point of exhaustion where the world is strange and different and probably i should not walk places let alone drive.

should i a) try to nap but ONLY nap before work (t-2.5 hours)

b) shotgun energy drinks 

c) email boss and tell them that i am under the weather, yo

d) cry forever

e) all of the above

f) none of the above

g) idk i just wanted to keep using letters i am so hungry but the food is so far away do not want to use stairs want brain to turn off

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help me obi wan tumblr you’re my ownl hope

how do i decision when i cant feel my face

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thetimesinbetween replied to your post: on the one hand, food, but on the other hand,…

sooooo…sleep!!! sleep is so lovely i love sleep! sleep? <3

i put it off tho by doing things and now i have like two hours worth of sleeping time and i have a track record of not waking up when i try to do that /p\

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Gifs are so great because the poor thing just stays right there on the edge forever… the way it should be.

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