nipplefreckle: that fucking doge trend has ruined my

nipplefreckle:

that fucking doge trend has ruined my ability to speak and now i’m worried because god forbid i’m stabbed or something and i call 911 and i’m coughing up blood and 911 finally answers and all i can gasp out is

"much knife"

"such stab"

“wow”

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thick-kink: Koan - 16 Weeks Pregnantby *JC-Stark-Arts

thick-kink:

Koan - 16 Weeks Pregnantby *JC-Stark-Arts

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fatfeministfetishist: Tumblr Doms: referring to models

fatfeministfetishist:

Tumblr Doms: referring to models and other women who you don’t know as “bitch”, “slut” and “whore” in your photo captions is SUCH a fucking turnoff oh my god. Cut that shit out and have the smallest ounce of fucking respect for these women who are sharing their images with the public.

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c4d3nz4: Come get me already.

c4d3nz4:

Come get me already.

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end0skeletal: (via 500px / I’m Flying! by Josh

end0skeletal:

(via 500px / I’m Flying! by Josh Norem)

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[x] From Rachel Tietz’s video The Notebook Sucks

[x] From Rachel Tietz’s video The Notebook Sucks

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tosaynothingoftheblog: *senator voice* I confess that I am not proud of some of the things...

tosaynothingoftheblog:

*senator voice* I confess that I am not proud of some of the things darkdeathchick42 wrote on her livejournal in 2003.

I think in the past we’ve all said things we didn’t really mean, and maybe even experimented with free-verse poetry and I can only ask for the forgiveness of my constituents

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ghost-anus: If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop...

ghost-anus:

If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are

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gardendwarf: burningbells: autoresponder9000:

gardendwarf:

burningbells:

autoresponder9000:

SweetPoffin’s Female Cover Of Hellfire

#oh no #nope #nein #this was completely and utterly unnecessary #why is this #I mean #now of course I want all the rule 63ed Frollo #gaunt sharp-edged implacable Mistress of Justice #she wanted to be a martyr but Rome fell long ago—she wanted to be a mystic bride of christ but the visions never came #so instead she is this—Sophia and Justita; blind and never-stinting #her flesh mortified and her will righteous #but then #Esmerelda #dancing on the rue de la cite #the love is still terrible and twisted; the shame is still burning under Frollo’s skin however she tries to fisplace it #…but god do I want that story

ANA

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beboqueen: “Hello,” she said in a voice

beboqueen:

“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

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