REC: Toft - Serious - Legally Blonde (2001) [Archive of Our Own]

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Elle’s always noticed women. Elle, Enid, and Vivian, lovers and friends in law school, learning how to be who they are.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:legallyblonde, rating:explicit, pairing:vivian.kensington/elle.woods, ~author:toft, theme:queer-themes, queer-theme:bi/pansexuality, awesome

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towritepoems: happy new queer. time to get gayer or die trying

towritepoems:

happy new queer. time to get gayer or die trying

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"in this story, your mother isn’t the villain.

“in this story, your mother isn’t the villain.
in this story, you find a way to pick the lock, to wake up, to climb out of the tower yourself.
in this story, you’re angry.
in this story, you meet a dragon and
it is afraid of you.
in this story, you don’t need to be saved.
in this story, your mother raised you
to recognize a prison from a home.
in this story, they don’t fall in love with you before they know you.
in this story, they aren’t better than you.
in this story, you have claws.
in this story, happily ever after has bite marks in it.
in this story, you are free and terrifying.
in this story, you get away.
in this story, you bleed.
in this story, you survive.”
- in this story | Caitlyn Siehl (via capsicleized)
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nailinghollywood: Holiday GLAM ✨ #nails #manim

nailinghollywood:

Holiday GLAM ✨ #nails #manimonday #gold #glitter #karengnails

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"Love isn’t soft, like those poets say. Love

“Love isn’t soft, like those poets say. Love has teeth which bite and the wounds never close.”
- The Body (Stephen King)
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eqgrowenaazy started following you

eqgrowenaazy started following you

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I really want to get tied up and hit with things someti

I really want to get tied up and hit with things sometime soon, but a) I’m terrible at getting stuff like that lined up and b) if I actually get hit with things I’m probably going to at least have a bit of a drop the next day, which is never fun.

le sigh.

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Fly free, former followers!

Fly free, former followers!

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moustachemanis: Happy Hol(o)days

moustachemanis:

Happy Hol(o)days

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"Forgive. Forget. Fake it. Chin up. Wear lipstick,

“Forgive. Forget. Fake it. Chin up. Wear lipstick, make lists, make sure your voicemail isn’t full. Mix protein shakes, send timely thank you notes, sip drinks more slowly, stare at adults’ eyebrows, smile without dimples, develop perfect posture. Be gracious, be kind, eliminate self-pity. Look in the mirror and shift your internal monologue from ‘How do I look?’ to ‘This is my face,’ from ‘What the hell am I doing?’ to ‘This is my life.’ Capitalize your emails, read the news, walk briskly, stay focused, and never, ever let on that you are somewhat lost and sometimes lonely and so completely confused (and would someone please just let me know what it is I’m supposed to do next, where exactly I’m supposed to go–). Just keep going. Go, and do not stop.”
- A Checklist for the Age 19 (Jennifer Schaffer)
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c-is-for-circinate: thesylverlining: copystrex: things to remember about animorphs: two of the...

c-is-for-circinate:

thesylverlining:

copystrex:

things to remember about animorphs:

two of the main cast are poc. the alien in his human form is a poc as well.

the traditionally feminine, concerned-with-looks character, who spends her free time shopping and who has perfect blonde hair and who follows fashion trends, is also the team’s main combat powerhouse and is generally ferocious and terrifying in combat and a Soldier more than anyone else in the team. these things do not negate each other

the other female character is the kind and gentle one but also strong as fuck and the most talented at the animorph’s Main Skill

there are love plots, but they are understated and affect the characters without defining them. they are also, in one case, fucking tragic

realistic portrayals of ptsd and general trauma

varied family compositions and firm calling out of families that emotionally abuse children

characters are not portrayed as single handedly able to save mankind, they are just trying to hold out so that the cavalry can arrive

it is all available free, online, right fucking now

LITERALLY EVERYBODY NEEDS TO READ ANIMORPHS.

OMG REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL IT IS ALL AVAILABLE FREE, ONLINE, RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

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221stepstobakerstreet: headasexual: dukeofstagron: forsciencejohn: britishfangirling: slaapkat: ...

221stepstobakerstreet:

headasexual:

dukeofstagron:

forsciencejohn:

britishfangirling:

slaapkat:

somereallygreathair:

Let’s be honest here, I would make such a shitty companion.

#what do you mean I have to run?

#But the Dalek looks so cute Doctor, one touch?

#hold on let me just get a pic of this for my blog

#why is there no wifi in the TARDIS

#i’m tired can’t we just be cybermen

#Where have you been#i went to the bathroom#it’s been four hours#i got lost in your stupid blue box#did you find the bathroom#no i just peed in this vase in the end#WHAT

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the-doctor-to-my-tardis: p41g3r4nk1n: pumpkinappearifier: maid-of-space04: sawakoyamanaka: kisa2...

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

p41g3r4nk1n:

pumpkinappearifier:

maid-of-space04:

sawakoyamanaka:

kisa2012:

sawakoyamanaka:

butmaddnessismorefun:

sawakoyamanaka:

fagish:

sawakoyamanaka:

*breaks a glass bottle* who wants to fight *accidentally cuts someone* oh my god are you ok

this post is so canadian

i live in texas

you’re definitely Canadian

IM NOT FUCKING CANADIAN

One of us, one of us. 

WHATS GOING ON

ONE OF US, ONE OF US.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

IM GOING TO CRY SOMEONE JUST GOT CANADIANIZED

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REC: derryderrydown - Nemo Me Impune Lacessit - Torchwood [Archive of Our Own]

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“You let Ianto fall into the Rift,” Jack said, with a level of strained calm that had Owen edging towards the door. “Alright.” He took a deep breath. “But you should know that nobody sleeps until we find him. And I’m probably going to fire you all.”!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:torchwood, rating:mature, pairing:jack.harkness/ianto.jones, ~author:derryderrydown, .shouldalreadybetagged, trope:timetravel, genre:case!fic

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thesylverlining: Getting Called Out: How To Apologize This....

thesylverlining:

Getting Called Out: How To Apologize

This. No “I’m sorry IF you were offended” or even “i’m sorry you were offended” shit. Just acknowledge you did something fucked up. Then make an effort to change it and follow through. That is it. That’s it. 

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dear diary, today i flooded my laundry room and partly soaked my comforter in dirty water. it was...

dear diary,

today i flooded my laundry room and partly soaked my comforter in dirty water.

it was the best day ever.

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how to be an biphobic asshole in 3 easy steps

bisexual-community:

bidyke:

bohemianprole:

1. ignore the definition of“bisexual” used by the actual bisexual community (attracted to same and other genders) and use “attracted to two genders” instead

2. claim that because of your incorrect definition bisexuals are cissexist and transphobic (because apparently you also believe that trans men and trans women aren’t actually men and women, respectively) 

3. ignore all irritated bisexuals who try to correct you on your wrong definition

bonus! tell these irritated bisexuals they’re really pansexual and don’t know what they’re talking about in terms of their own sexuality

always a favorite!

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fuckingrecipes: One drop raises the sea

fuckingrecipes:

One drop raises the sea

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