damn it i was actually starting to get somewhere on somewhere only we know and then my coworker...

damn it i was actually starting to get somewhere on somewhere only we know
and then my coworker arrived and now i’m all discombobulated

hashtag mkp whines a lot
hashtag mkp doesn’t write fic

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// “You’re going to stay here, like

// “You’re going to stay here, like -” he paused to gulp nervously (god, what if he was wrong) “like a good boy,” he finished, voice breaking a little on the end. The look on Blaine’s face then was something Kurt would never in a million years forget - like he’d gotten something wonderful and fantastic that he’d never even known he wanted. (x)

// “What do you want me to do?” Kurt asked, throwing his hands in the air. “Spank you?” It was supposed to be sarcastic. It should have sounded like a ridiculous suggestion; Kurt had meant it to illustrate the absurdity of Kurt punishing Blaine for his disobedience. But the word hung in the air like crackling electricity. “Yes,” Blaine said softly. (x)

// Sex, for Kurt and Blaine…it’s special. It’s about the physical stuff, sure, the urgency in their lips and the buzz at the pit of his stomach and Kurt’s breath coming faster and faster in his ear and his limbs sliding sweat-slick over Kurt’s. But it’s about other stuff, too. It’s about the way Kurt held Blaine’s face in his hands and locked eyes with him when they made love the first time. It’s about the whispered I love yous between thrusts. It’s about the relieved breath Blaine releases every time Kurt slides Blaine’s bowtie off and presses a kiss where it sat tight around his throat. It’s about the sense of absolute safety Blaine has with Kurt, no matter what they’re doing. It’s about the way Kurt can make a bite feel like a kiss, and a kiss feel like a benediction. (x)

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Feminists: Hey. We'd like for women to be treated as equals.

Feminists: Hey. We'd like for women to be treated as equals.
Society: Oh sure. You want "equality" but then you expect men to open the door and pay for meals, is that it? That's not equality! That's special treatment!
Feminists: Um, no not really. You don't have to open the door and pay for our meals. We can do that ourselves.
Society: *gasp* What? You don't want men to open doors for you? Why do you hate nice people? No wonder chivalry is dead! You'd yell at a man for just being polite and opening the door for you?
Feminists: No! We're just saying you don't have to do it just because we're women!
Society: And while we're at it, how come you don't protect male victims of abuse and rape, huh?
Feminists: Actually, we think it's really terrible that men are forced to stay quiet about their abuse because they're worried about not being taken seriously. It's this Alpha Male myth that causes it. Men are abused and raped and they're not helped because men are supposed to be tough and able to handle it. This also goes for men not being able to express emotions.
Society: Oh, so you just want men to be a bunch of pansies then, huh? You hate men for wanting to be strong LIKE NATURE INTENDED THEM TO BE. You'll be sorry when you end up married to some weak, simpering fool who likes to talk about his "feelings"!
Society: Also, you can't have equal rights because women aren't aggressive enough to want higher pay and stuff.
Feminists: HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON?
Society: Jesus, calm down. No need to be so aggressive.
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REC: impertinence - What Comes Easy - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]

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Kaner’s determined to never grow up; Tazer’s determined to grow up as quickly as possible. Over eleven years of summer camp, they learn to meet in the middle. Set in stlkrchk’s Camp Quaquanantuck universe.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:hockeyrpf, rating:explicit, pairing:http://ift.tt/1cHW4go, ~author:impertinence, epic, genre:au, au:summercamp!au

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yourclassyslut: closer

yourclassyslut:

closer

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‎(✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ

‎(✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ reminder that if u can’t get out of bed today that’s okay and if u feel like crying on public transportation that’s okay and if u got a bad mark on a test that’s okay because there are still so many forests to explore and cities to get lost in and dogs to pet and u are only a small star in a big universe and u are doing so well

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wondrouslypolished: I’m a day late, but I did

wondrouslypolished:

I’m a day late, but I did it! Another Digital Dozen challenge week completed! I did a simple lace look that feels very festive and fancy :) More info on this look up in the blog now. I’m so happy to be able to use colors other than red, green and gold now!!

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REC: nyargles - Phil Coulson is not a crazy cat lady - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]

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An AU where the Avengers are not a superhero team, but rather a group of cats that Phil Coulson owns and brings in to the SHIELD offices.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:theavengers, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:steve.rogers/tony.stark, pairing:bruce.banner/tony.stark, pairing:clint.barton.&.natasha.romanov, pairing:clint.barton.&.phil.coulson, pairing:bruce.banner/steve.rogers/tony.stark, pairing:loki/thor, pairing:james.”bucky”.barnes/steve.rogers, ~author:nyargles, genre:gen, genre:au, au:animal!au, entertaining

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cutestofthecute: (via)

cutestofthecute:

(via)

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stereolights: "GOD why does fandom have to make everyone GAY??" i know right??? why not interpret...

stereolights:

"GOD why does fandom have to make everyone GAY??"

i know right??? why not interpret some people as bi or pan, or asexual, or maybe an aromantic demisexual, or—

oh wait sorry i didnt realize you actually meant “why isnt everyone straight, its making me uncomfortable.”

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queerlyobscure: Y’know people say shit about

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

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stut—ter: judearaya: if you love darren so much

stut—ter:

judearaya:

if you love darren so much it fucking hurts….

mustbetuesday:

Stop Being So Fucking Awesome Darren Criss by Must Be Tuesday

You can get a free MP3 at mustbetuesday.com. :)

I cannot even with the words to this song. IT’S THE FANDOM THEME SONG AND WE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT.

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xayti: sashaforthewin: unclewhisky: clannyphantom: if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid...

xayti:

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

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REC: Jayne L (JayneL) - Primogeniture - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]

LINK: http://ift.tt/1s9Fybj
The apocalypse comes when Claire is eleven years old.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:supernatural, rating:teenandupaudiences, ~author:JayneL, genre:gen

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alicexz: Some of the Doctor Who artwork that

alicexz:

Some of the Doctor Who artwork that I’ve done in 2012! I enjoyed painting all of these immensely and I feel like I learned a lot from them! Some of these are available as prints here and here.

I wanna thank my followers for a wonderful year! Please continue to follow my Tumblr or like my page on Facebook for my art updates~ I appreciate it! And who’s excited for the Who Christmas special?!

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alexandraerin: underthestarssofaraway: girljanitor: sourceduma...

alexandraerin:

underthestarssofaraway:

girljanitor:

sourcedumal:

girljanitor:

mylesbiansensesaretinglingagain:

girljanitor:

Okay, so I had planned to write a big long review of this book, but you know what? It’s too fucking good.

You need to buy this book.

It is a fantasy novel. It is the best fantasy novel. It is in a fantasy universe populated with protagonists of color, and evil white people. There are a few good white people, but mostly evil white people who have wayyyy too much power and are evil.

You need to buy this book if only for the scene where the disabled Black woman protagonist picks up a bottle of white people shampoo, sniffs it, and just rolls her eyes and thinks, are they expecting me to use this astringent shit on my beautiful Maroneh(Black) woman hair?

It in particular is actually the second book in the series, but I accidentally read it out of order the first time (and have since read the other) and it didn’t particularly suffer from being read out of order.

You need to buy this book.

There is also a bit of sexy sex. The exact right amount of sexy sex.

I cannot tell you how much I fell in love with this book. All three, but in particular this one was my favorite.

There is also a significant amount of queer sex in the trilogy. QUEER PEOPLE OF COLOR.

This is N. K. Jemisin. She wrote this book.

You need to buy all of her books.

I plan to.

just bought this, can’t wait to read it

IT’S SO GOOD. IT GAVE ME LIFE. ALL THREE ARE SO GOOD BUT THIS WAS MY FAVE BECAUSE OREE IS SO AMAZING.

I got to ‘fantasy world with protagonists of color’ and that was all I needed to know.

seriously, it’s sooooo good. It made me go out and buy fresh art supplies i maybe can’t afford just so I can start making fan art.

As a white chick, I think I’ll pass but thanks. I’m so done with being told I’m evil because of my skin color. 

It’s interesting how you feel that a book with white antagonists or an “evil” race that is white reflects on your skin color. I suppose the next time a sf/f fandom argument breaks out over whether having the evil races be dark-skinned in most every fantasy world ever has any effects on the real world people who read them, we can count on you to turn up and say “Well, of course it does.”?

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neverwilliletyougor5 started following you

neverwilliletyougor5 started following you

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lulusensei: thehappyhomemaker: Because sometimes you just need...

lulusensei:

thehappyhomemaker:

Because sometimes you just need teeny tiny bows

OAO

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sedirktive: hey, guys (especially college-bound or...

sedirktive:

hey, guys (especially college-bound or college-attending kiddos)! have you ever heard of dormco?

it’s an online shopping site aimed to sell carpets, furnishings and other dorm-related accessories for cheaper than you’d get them in a store. the more expensive the furnishings get, the lower the price is. it’s actually pretty neat for people who really want to have a nice dorm and pay less.

plus, your entire order (no matter how much stuff you order in one go) ships for $2.95 (so like you can get sheets, a mini-fridge, a lamp, and a rug shipped to you for under $3), which can be really fucking cheap if you look at some of those shipping costs on ebay and amazon.

the best part is, even if you aren’t living in a dorm, you can probs still use this website to get some neat things for less. i know they have lamps, bookshelves, futons, etc etc.

it’s pretty neat and i 100% recommend checking it out!

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see, self? life is not so bad! the world is a much brighter and less overwhelming place when...

see, self? life is not so bad! the world is a much brighter and less
overwhelming place when you’ve eaten something not twizzlers!

you should probably still eat something besides the small frozen smoothie
cup, but isn’t it a relief to know that at least half of the tearieness and
self-loathing was hunger induced?

hashtag mkp is allegedly a grownup

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Fwd:

COWORKER: oh, so you're going camping!
ME: yep!
COWORKER: well, have fun!
COWORKER: don't get mauled by a bear!
ME: ...*tries really hard to not crack up*
hashtag mkp is kinky
hashtag kinkster problems
hashtag brb loling forever
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fleshmorph: i do bad things because i listen to music

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

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REC: rillrill - Born to Die - Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins [Archive of Our Own]

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She isn’t an idiot. She knows by now that her allure is her primary weapon in this fight. Be beautiful, be sultry, make the audience fall in love. It’s not love, though. It’s lust. If she can make the entire nation of Panem want her, she stands a sliver of a chance.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:hungergamestrilogy-suzannecollins, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:glimmer/cato, ~author:rillrill, genre:character-study, character:glimmer

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