so I can’t get this au and the relationship dynamics out of my head (which
is actually really irritating if I’m trying to work on current fics ugh
ADAM GO AWAY AND TAKE YOUR DADDY DOMMING WAYS WITH YOU) and since people
have liked the porn snippety things of it I have posted before and
hysterekial’s all sick and gross-feeling and times and rdm are all stressed
out and actually probably lots of you are having bad days because that
seems statistically likely SO
this is like. me doing my part for friend and fandom, or whatever.
the HUGE GLARING ELEPHANT OF A PLOT HOLE in this au is how the fuck they
actually get together, idek how to do it, all my ideas are creepy, but
ANYWAY
Kadam are together before they meet Blaine. They’re good for each other,
have a great relationship, and are &,
but not only does Kurt have a toppity-streak of his own, Adam’s particular
brand of more-affectionately-ageplayity topping is just kind of meh for
him. (they work out well with Adam topping anyway, but they both sometimes
chafe with not getting something they *need*)
so then SOMEHOW they meet Blaine and invite him into their relationship!
that’s the part I get bogged down on and end up accidentally being creepy,
because I keep coming back to college!blaine going to a leather bar and
getting in a little over his head and being rescued by kadam, one or the
other of whom is also affiliated with blaine’s university, probably as a
grad student/TA and recognizes both him and how very out of his depth he
is. (kadam, btw, were at the bar in the first place because they’d been
talking about it and were looking into trying to find a third, at least to
play with if not for the full domestic monty)
they take him to a coffee shop and sober him up and give him a safety talk
and their numbers and kurt and he meet up later and of course get on
amazingly and do the BFF thing like whoa with Adam kind of amusedly
approving in the background, and of course Blaine crushes on Kurt like whoa
which makes it all the more torturous for kadam who are like ugh this cutie
is PERFECT can’t we keep him but also like NO, SELVES, this cutie is also a
gr8 friend and only just barely aware of his kinkiness we don’t want to
scare him off or pressure him or something who knows if he’d even be okay
with poly???
somehow transitioning to blaine and kurt dating with adam on the outside
looking in (sadness i know it’s okay they just aren’t themselves yet) which
of course means blaine spends a lot of time at kadam’s place (they have a
house. somehow. IGNORE THE LOGISTICAL PROBLEMS they have a house BECAUSE OF
REASONS) and okay blaine is not just subbity which they ALREADY saw but
also he pushes all of adam’s daddy-dom buttons and responds like whoa
whenever adam slips up and just unthinkingly does something toppity and/or
daddy-ity
like.
adam scolds him for not getting enough sleep and sends him home with orders
to be in bed by nine, groaning about how stupid he was to do so later to
kurt, and then later they realize that blaine is clearly much better rested
and find out that he had in fact taken that one-time imposed bedtime and
just sort of ran with it
klaine aren’t really sexing it up yet, nor are they kinking (they’re taking
it SLOW, okay) but there’s sexy makeouts and occasional toppiness from kurt
that makes blaine just kind of die from hot and right and *yes*
and then somehow adam gets added to the mix???? and they’re still taking it
slow, so there’s no sexing going on between the 3 of them (tho kadam are
still getting it on, maybe even moreso than before bc jfc this waiting is
torturing THEM, too, okay blaine) but there is sexier and sexier things
happening and also kinkier and kinkier things, which LEADS TO blaine being
banned from getting off without express permission
kadam made that a rule at the very beginning of a weekend blaine spent with
them. they didn’t think to rescind it at the end, because they didn’t
realize blaine would still think the rule applied when he was back at the
dorms.
(there’s also other stuff, like negotiations and slow introduction of more
ageplay-type-stuff, which makes blaine want to hide from the shame of it
but they won’t let him and this is when they introduce the nursery that
they’d actually put mostly together when they first decided to start
looking for a third - they’d known what it was they were looking for, you
see, and also this is why it needed to be a house because damn it they need
a nursery)
this is where blaine would then have his ‘accident’ of getting off in his
sleep and having a meltdown about it with kadam calming him down and
cleaning him up and putting him back to bed (with them this time, in the
big bed) and then the following day/later that day dependin gon how you
look at it they introduce the chastity device they’d gotten and been
hanging onto because they weren’t sure they wanted to push that soft limit
just yet, even tho blaine had said yes and interested but also scared
and so then they carefully wax him, which both hurts like a motherfucker
and turns blaine the fuck on, the little masochist that he is, and so then
adam feeds him a bottle while kurt ices down his cock and locks it away and
blaine cries but not because of anything bad just because *too much* and
yeah.
and then other porn of similar dynamical nature. like the one where kurt
wants to get fucked and so blaine tops for the very first time (for a.
certain definition of the word ‘tops’ as he is totes not the one in control
here fuck no) and etc etc you saw the post two days ago i’m sure
and yeah so
that’s the kladam au that’s infected my brain.
now you may all suffer with me.
[insert *you’re welcome* gif here]
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hashtag nsfw like whoa
hashtag kink for kate’s bls
hashtag mkp doesn’t write fic
hashtag kladam for your bls, i suppose
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