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riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

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seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

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mconideas:

Just download this baby to your Google Chrome web browser, and the word “Millennial” will magically be replaced with the phrase “pesky whipper-snapper.” - Tech Times

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bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

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jaclcfrost:

"you’ll change your mind about having kids some day"

you are right. it has happened. i have seen the light. i definitely want kids. i mean look how cute they are

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“A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest, Granny Weatherwax had once told her, because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her.”
- Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith
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clarabellecows:

The Muppets + breaking the fourth wall

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bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

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starklyinaccurate:

shimmervee:

everyone’s all for genderfluid cecil but have you ever considered genderfluid carlos

"are you a boy or are you a girl?" "no no, i’m a scientist"

oh my god that’s it that’s what I’m gonna be giving my gender as

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quackenbuschlight:

"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"

fire cannot kill a dragon

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devonwood:

lol i’m making an amazon wishlist just because it’s like online window shopping, and so far it consists of lingerie, school supplies, and peanut butter cups

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theshriekingsisterhood:

If u are ever stranded in the woods or the tundra or the ocean or the cold recess of space alone and u need help

just whisper “Bisexuality is the attraction to same and different genders” and a monosexual will descend from the sky out of nowhere screaming “Actually!!!" and waving a flag that says "Bi = 2"

and u can borrow their cell phone while they invalidate ur existence

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“All witches are selfish, the Queen had said. But Tiffany’s Third Thoughts said: Then turn selfishness into a weapon! Make all things yours! Make other lives and dreams and hopes yours! Protect them! Save them! Bring them into the sheepfold! Walk the gale for them! Keep away the wolf! My dreams! My brother! My family! My land! My world! How dare you try to take these things, because they are mine!”
- Terry Pratchett (The Wee Free Men)
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levvd:

motivation night vale style

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surdoues:

briannathestrange:

rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

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“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”
- Nick fucking Fury (via c-is-for-circinate)
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killerville:

female characters should be like the heads of the dreaded hydra. if you take one away, seven more must come back in her place.

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ethiopienne:

instead of counting sheep at night, count the number of times you can repeat “my life is dope and i do dope shit” before drifting into dreams full of kanye level self-confidence

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“She laughed and danced with the thought of death in her heart.”
- Hans Christian Andersen, The Little Mermaid (via buffysummrs)
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Entries tagged with best practices

riotsiren: Next older person to complain about millen

seriousjones: hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale

mconideas: Just download this baby to your Google Chrome web...

bombing: i don’t care if you think it’s

jaclcfrost: "you’ll change your mind about

"A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest, Granny Weatherwax had once told her,...

clarabellecows: The Muppets + breaking the fourth

bombing: fun drinking game: take a shot of water every

starklyinaccurate: shimmervee: everyone’s all

quackenbuschlight: "how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?" fire cannot kill a...

devonwood: lol i’m making an amazon wishlist

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Cool Wilderness Survival Tip For Bisexuals

"All witches are selfish, the Queen had said. But

levvd: motivation night vale style

surdoues: briannathestrange: rufflesnotdiets: how to walk...

"Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on."

WRITING TIP NO. 235577

ethiopienne: instead of counting sheep at night, count

"She laughed and danced with the thought of death in her heart."

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