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blondejean:
World Cup prediction: Ireland will win but krum will catch the snitch
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World Cup prediction: Ireland will win but krum will catch the snitch
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inkystars:
callmekitto:
queer-joanwatson:
alivechihiro:
hydrogyne:
"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme
not all 9000 barrel rolls
but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,
someBODY once told me that senpai won’t notice me
#and now the weather
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callmekitto:
queer-joanwatson:
alivechihiro:
hydrogyne:
"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme
not all 9000 barrel rolls
but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,
someBODY once told me that senpai won’t notice me
#and now the weather
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rincewitch: it’s your father’s friend
Jun. 5th, 2014 08:39 amrincewitch:
it’s your father’s friendlock. this is the weapon of a livejournalist. not as clumsy or as random as a personal tumblr, but a more elegant weapon for a more civilized age. for years, the livejournalists were the guardians of idiotic blog drama and fandom pornography in the galaxy. before the dark times, before tumblr
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it’s your father’s friendlock. this is the weapon of a livejournalist. not as clumsy or as random as a personal tumblr, but a more elegant weapon for a more civilized age. for years, the livejournalists were the guardians of idiotic blog drama and fandom pornography in the galaxy. before the dark times, before tumblr
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caseyanthonyofficial:
I was lifeguarding today and there were kids in the pool playing marco polo but instead of calling it marco polo they called it “hashtag yolo” I swear to fuck
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I was lifeguarding today and there were kids in the pool playing marco polo but instead of calling it marco polo they called it “hashtag yolo” I swear to fuck
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"I already saw that on Tumblr."
May. 22nd, 2014 10:38 am“I already saw that on Tumblr.”
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literally everything (via casualfacestroking)
#it’s always either that or #i haven’t watched it but i’ve seen gifs (pretendimamazing)
#i haven’t watched it but I sure did watch the fallout on tumblr!!#i haven’t watched it but i’m aware of the racist issues at play in this particular piece of media#i haven’t watched it but i hear there are lesbians (spybrarian)
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literally everything (via casualfacestroking)
#it’s always either that or #i haven’t watched it but i’ve seen gifs (pretendimamazing)
#i haven’t watched it but I sure did watch the fallout on tumblr!!#i haven’t watched it but i’m aware of the racist issues at play in this particular piece of media#i haven’t watched it but i hear there are lesbians (spybrarian)
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whydontihatemarrymyself:
astonishingly:
romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
#You see Juliets parents found her blog and were really pissed so she had to pretend to delete to appease them#but a friend showed her how to do a fake not found page and she just changed her url for a while#she tried to tell Romeo but tumblr ate the ask#Next time I will explain how Iago fooled Othello with photoshopped screencaps from Roderigo’s twitter
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astonishingly:
romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
#You see Juliets parents found her blog and were really pissed so she had to pretend to delete to appease them#but a friend showed her how to do a fake not found page and she just changed her url for a while#she tried to tell Romeo but tumblr ate the ask#Next time I will explain how Iago fooled Othello with photoshopped screencaps from Roderigo’s twitter
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animalstalkinginallcaps:
I’M JUST ASKING BECAUSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND! IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE USING THE WORD FEELS WHEN YOU MEAN TO SAY FEELINGS!
I AM! THAT’S WHAT I DO NOW! AND I’M HAVING A TON OF NEGATIVE FEELS ABOUT YOUR TONE POLICING MY EXPRESSIONS! ONLY MEMBERS OF MY HEADCANON CAN DO THAT!
YOUR WHAT? WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING?
STUFF IT, DOUCHETWINKLE! YOU’RE JUST TOO OLD TO UNDERSTAND THAT FEELS ARE A CRYPTOCURRENCY THAT CAN BE REDEEMED FOR SOCIAL ACCEPTANCE WITHIN FANDOMS! LIKE BITCOIN FOR YOUR HEART!
TOO OLD? WE’RE THE EXACT SAME AGE! AND WHAT THE HELL IS A FANDOM?
YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
I NEVER SAID I WAS!
#Penelope and Sam move in different tumblr circles.
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I’M JUST ASKING BECAUSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND! IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE USING THE WORD FEELS WHEN YOU MEAN TO SAY FEELINGS!
I AM! THAT’S WHAT I DO NOW! AND I’M HAVING A TON OF NEGATIVE FEELS ABOUT YOUR TONE POLICING MY EXPRESSIONS! ONLY MEMBERS OF MY HEADCANON CAN DO THAT!
YOUR WHAT? WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING?
STUFF IT, DOUCHETWINKLE! YOU’RE JUST TOO OLD TO UNDERSTAND THAT FEELS ARE A CRYPTOCURRENCY THAT CAN BE REDEEMED FOR SOCIAL ACCEPTANCE WITHIN FANDOMS! LIKE BITCOIN FOR YOUR HEART!
TOO OLD? WE’RE THE EXACT SAME AGE! AND WHAT THE HELL IS A FANDOM?
YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
I NEVER SAID I WAS!
#Penelope and Sam move in different tumblr circles.
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durik:
hyungstrider:
i will not accept anon hate unless its in MLA format
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hyungstrider:
i will not accept anon hate unless its in MLA format
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dailydot:
milesklee assembled this lovely poem out of Tumblr email subject lines.
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milesklee assembled this lovely poem out of Tumblr email subject lines.
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wingscanspeak:
zorobro:
wingscannotspeak:
peetasboxers:
kissyourneck-slitmythroat:
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
uh
yeah
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
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zorobro:
wingscannotspeak:
peetasboxers:
kissyourneck-slitmythroat:
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
uh
yeah
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
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drblaine:
i hope this is the only thing that survives when the glee fandom fades away
this is how i want it to be remembered
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i hope this is the only thing that survives when the glee fandom fades away
this is how i want it to be remembered
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soulpxnk:
you darn kids with your falling boys and your panicked discos and your romantic chemicals
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you darn kids with your falling boys and your panicked discos and your romantic chemicals
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mainstreet-musicalchairs:
red-orange-and-awesome:
Facebook
DeviantArt
MySpace
Twitter
Tumblr
Accurate.
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red-orange-and-awesome:
DeviantArt
MySpace
Tumblr
Accurate.
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queerqueerspawn:
What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.
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What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.
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If Tumblr was a school
Dec. 5th, 2013 06:09 pmMath class: If a new photo set of Tom Hiddleston is released and gets reblogged 10 times a minute how long will it take to reach 20,000 notes?
English class : How to properly kill off a main character.
Art class: Today we will learn how to make high quality gifs.
History class: Your biography of your favorite celebrity is due tomorrow, please attach multiple pictures.
Science class: Today's test is open answer over what causes your feels.
Debate class : Who is sexier Robert Downey Jr. or Chris Evans.
Computer class: Today's lesson is how to properly type asdfghjkl and ways to use it.
Sex ED : smut, smut , Tom Hiddleston, smut,
Band class : Okay everyone, this is how you download free music
Clubs : Fandoms
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English class : How to properly kill off a main character.
Art class: Today we will learn how to make high quality gifs.
History class: Your biography of your favorite celebrity is due tomorrow, please attach multiple pictures.
Science class: Today's test is open answer over what causes your feels.
Debate class : Who is sexier Robert Downey Jr. or Chris Evans.
Computer class: Today's lesson is how to properly type asdfghjkl and ways to use it.
Sex ED : smut, smut , Tom Hiddleston, smut,
Band class : Okay everyone, this is how you download free music
Clubs : Fandoms
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Facebook: i now call this internet meeting to order.
Instagram: wait, wheres tumblr?
Twitter: i got this...WHAT TEAM?
*footsteps*
*crash*
Tumblr: *tumbles in* WILDCATS
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Instagram: wait, wheres tumblr?
Twitter: i got this...WHAT TEAM?
*footsteps*
*crash*
Tumblr: *tumbles in* WILDCATS
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tosaynothingoftheblog:
*senator voice* I confess that I am not proud of some of the things darkdeathchick42 wrote on her livejournal in 2003.
I think in the past we’ve all said things we didn’t really mean, and maybe even experimented with free-verse poetry and I can only ask for the forgiveness of my constituents
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*senator voice* I confess that I am not proud of some of the things darkdeathchick42 wrote on her livejournal in 2003.
I think in the past we’ve all said things we didn’t really mean, and maybe even experimented with free-verse poetry and I can only ask for the forgiveness of my constituents
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