Jan. 9th, 2014


Jan. 9th, 2014 03:27 am
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(N.) ‘net-kro-man-see  The mystical art of summoning web connectedness to your cellphone, tablet or other G-4 device when you are out of  range or underground. Also (N.) netcromancer (a practicer of this art)   Usage: Joanie almost missed the train because the subway stairs were choked with netcromancers who were pointing their cellphones like magic wands toward the subway exit, hoping to make their messages send before descending to the platform. (q.v. WI-TRY)

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(via Victorian Star Trek Uniforms - Randommization)

Holy wow those uniforms are cool. (Reblogging to double Hank’s chance of seeing them, because this is a mash-up of his two favorite things.)

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Eames tells eager, subby little Arthur exactly how he’ll take it. And then shows him.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:inception, rating:explicit, pairing:arthur/eames.(inception), ~author:aja, genre:porn, kink:d/s

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"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

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1. Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.

2. Once you’ve stopped faking your fucking orgasms, use this newfound honesty throughout the rest of your life - stop ordering coffee you don’t actually like; stop sitting at a desk and allowing people to treat you like shit in the hopes that a meek attitude will earn you a promotion (it won’t); stop telling people they can finish your food when you’re not actually done yet. These may seem petty, but they add up, just like every orgasm you didn’t actually get to have.

3. If you wanna dance all night, dance all fucking night. Dance all night even if you have work in the morning. The worst that will happen is you’ll drink RedBull all day and look like a zombie - pass it off as a head cold to the real zombies you work with and flick through the embarrassing photos you’re being tagged in as you pretend to take a shit for some peace and quiet. I promise, you’ll remember dancing all night in ten years, not the suspicious way your boss looked at you that morning.

4. If your ass looks big in that, that’s a good thing.

5. You will never be as young as you are this second. Embrace it.

6. Embrace the fact that you’re going to get older. Ask your boyfriend if he will still love you when you’re seventy and your tits are down to your knees. Look forward to this time - seventy year old women are allowed to do pretty much whatever they want, and no-one can stop them. You can carry candy in your bag and not share it with a single soul. You can stay home all day and cross-stitch expletives onto handkerchiefs for your grandchildren and slip them under the table out of sight of the people you raised. You can drink whisky at 10am. Every phase of your life is going to be amazing for different reasons. Embrace that.

7. A lot of people will pretend to love Bukowski. Don’t pretend to love Bukowski if you don’t love Bukowski. It’s overplayed and no-one will mind if you actually like Virginia Andrews instead - the people who do mind are boring.

- Some more little life lessons, by Daisy Lola. (via bodypartss)
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Part two of a collection of best tweets found in the #bisexualfacts twitter tag.

(Part one here.)

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Water Spotted Nails using Sweet Color - 337 from Born Pretty Store 

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