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DEPRESSION AND CODE:

»># Your brain is a computer»># Depression is a computer virus, mangling data and messing up your input/output.»># It adds extra information to strings»> partner “She loves me”»> partner = partner + “, but she’s getting tired of me”»> partner'she loves me, but she's getting tired of me'»># It fucks up your math:»> x = 20»> def people_who_care_about_me (x)       return x»> people_who_care_about_me(x)20»> de: people_who_actually_(x)       return x-x»> people_who_actually_care(x)0»> people_who_care(x) = people_who_actually_care(x)»> people_who_care(x)0»># And it screws up how your system works.»>str (“everything will be ok. you are loved.”)syntax error: invalid syntax»># Depression impairs the functions of how you manage and cope:»> import pull_yourself_togetherTraceback (most recent call last):   File “”, line 1, in       import pull_yourself_togetherImportError: No module named ‘pull_yourself_together’»># but it leaves less useful information»>import getting_through_the_week»>dir (getting_through_the_week)[‘alone’,’apathy’,’crying’,’doubt’,’drinking’,’empty’,’frustration’,’hopeless’,’idiot’,’lethargy’,’moody’,’needy’,’powerless’,'restless','slow','stupid','tired','unlikeable','unlovable','useless','worthless']»># and it will screw up your resources»>import friendsImportError: No module named ‘friends’»>helpNameError: you cannot access help at this time.»>helpyou cannot access help at this time»>help(Link to source)

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