( 3x11 - I SEE WHY GLEE HAS FAILED YOU, ARROWSFORPENS. YOU HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR TEENAGE IDIOCY. OR TEEN MARRIAGE. BUT I REPEAT MYSELF. )
ME: you're totally going to wake up tomorrow and be all o.O maggie went crazy
Sent at 10:18 PM on Sunday
ME: you're totally going to wake up tomorrow and be all o.O maggie went crazy
Sent at 10:18 PM on Sunday
this flashback totally cut out all the important parts about dave from last episode
quinn!
in a wheelchair
...is she paralyzed?
must be
...she'd just become a cheerio again, too
wow
glee is
wow
also, I want to know the timeframe we're working with
this is an awesome song
oh, quinn's info dump
excellent
you know, I really think she must be on antidepressants
Sent at 1:22 AM on Tuesday
ME: oh, man
sue being invested in glee club may be worse than her being invested in destroying glee club
blaine and blaine's brother!
holy crap, it is matt bomer
oh dear
poor blaine
kurt totally has the hots for your brother
blaine has an actor brother?
oh, blaine
rachel
making it all about you
quinn is scarily well adjusted right now
oh god, poor blaine
his brother is such a douche
in a sweet way
but a douche
oh, blaine
...now I see why people were talking about this being a very nonbrotherly duet
although I;m seeing a lot of brotherly bits in it
when blaine gets fed up with cooper flirting visually with all his friends
also, that ehy both dance like that
blaine: jumps on piano to one up coop
coop: such a douche
ohmygod flashback cracking up
it just occurred to me that you probably haven't seen this episode
on account of glee dying for you
but you have got to see neal caffrey as blaine's brother
artie the drill seargant!
oh, god
cooper's headshots
oh god
blaine: why are you writing this down?
blaine: that's not true at all. that's a lie.
coop: ignore your scene partner! they are distracting!
blaine: oh.my.god.
oh my god
"when a choice feels wrong, that's a good sign!"
blaine: no. no. that's not what that means.
puck: trying to seduce finn away from rachel with hot moms
but also actually making some good points
oh, god. coop
poor blaine
blaine, you really need to get pants that reach your shoes
I'm just saying
KATE
CAUTION
I AM SPOILING YOU
I THINK
but you should totally watch this episode
the last one too
but this one is just hilarious
slow mo blaine angry singing!
blaine boxxing!
while singing!
angrily!
...I'm not sure how this fits with the things we have previously learned about blaine's family and home life, but continuity is for people who don't watch glee
amirite?
blaine: angsty angry singing in the shower!
wow, that was kind of gratuitious shirtlesnnss
this is a pretty epic rendition of this song
texting while walking: not good!
texting while driving: still worse
...does sue's baby have down's syndrome?
yeah, I think so
...I like how senior skip day is including the sophomore and juniors
it's really more glee-skip-day
quinn and artie's voices pair really well together
aw, santana and brittany holding hands on the roller coaster!
I like this montage
fantastic juxtaposition
man, I wasn't expecting angst last episode, and I got knocked over
quinn: this isn't permanent
artie: denial isn't a good state of mind
she's very determined
joe's a nice guy
mr. schue does need at least one adult friend, you are right, sue
holy crap, what's sugar wearing
kurt: is adorable
another blaine coop number!
blaine number!
duet
oh
this is the nonbrotherly duet
I see
nice arm muscles, blaine
flashbacks!
coop: is being sweet!
coop: you can do it all! broadway!
blaine: even though it's dead?
coop: you'll resurrect it!
blaine: teases coop
so brotherly
it's cute
coop: is ridiculous
blaine: thinks coop is ridiculous
rachel & finn: lives not exactly going in parallel directions
I think the show is doing a good job of pointing out a lot of the problems with trying to get married this young
they have warning! cautionary tale! stamped all over them
well done, finn
KATE
CAUTION
I AM SPOILING YOU
I THINK
but you should totally watch this episode
the last one too
but this one is just hilarious
Sent at 2:07 AM on Tuesday
ARROWSFORPENS: good god maggie 223 messages?
and I'll think about watching it… I do love Matt Bomer, but I am so sick to death of Rachel and Finn and all the jumps-the-shark over the top drama
Sent at 11:29 AM on Tuesday
End of messages received while you were offline at 5:34 PM on Tuesday
ME: rachel and finn are actually not the most important people in these two episodes
which helps
I mean, they're not ignored by any means
but they are not actually the main show
Sent at 5:34 PM on Tuesday
ARROWSFORPENS: okay, is the penultimate one really necessary or can i just skip to matt bomer?
ME: um
14 is important because it is important
you don't care about spoilers anymore, do you?
ARROWSFORPENS: nope
ME: okay
14 is the episode where they finally tie together all the mentions of teen suicides they've been having all season
it's also regionals, so there's some kickass music
ARROWSFORPENS: something about karofsky, right?
ME: yeah
ARROWSFORPENS: (I read the things you said!)
ME: you should at least watch the regionals performances
the troubletones were fantastic
ARROWSFORPENS: mkay
ME: if you feel emotionally up to it, the scenes with karofsky are pretty good
I thought they handled it fairly well
ARROWSFORPENS: hmmmm
I am feeling better today
ME: I'm hoping they had some psa at the end of the broadcast, though
and possibly a trigger warning at the start
ARROWSFORPENS: but mostly because i've been feeding myself an exclusive diet of Avatar and FMA
and also swiss cheese
ME: you get very little of karofsky's headspace because the montage is split between him and blaine singing
ARROWSFORPENS: well
I will give this a shot
ME: they're pretty careful to avoid demonizing suicidal impulses
ARROWSFORPENS: as a special commemoration of the fact that I finally have a working iso of this sims expansion
ME: :C
*:D
ARROWSFORPENS: xD
thought that looked a little out of place
when you've calmed down from glee a bit will you give avatar a shot for me?
I think it's right up your alley
ME: yes, but right now I am reading all of the things
ARROWSFORPENS: hahaha all the glee fic you had to avoid?
ME: I have seen bits and pieces here and there and they weren't bad
yes, exactly
ARROWSFORPENS: oh ho, not 'not bad'
this is the series that has a meme page on tvtropes longer than my leg
ARROWSFORPENS: and whose writers acknowledge slashers in their before-finale humor recap
ME: I think it can still be truefacts
it is truefactss for me!
ARROWSFORPENS: sure why not
headcanon!
ME: :D
ARROWSFORPENS: like We That Are Young is my fma headcanon
even though I know a whole section of it was based on the way one of the manga title pages was colored and is not canon at all
ME: ohno too many tabs for chrome :(
haha
ARROWSFORPENS: pffttt this is your undoing
too many tabs
ME: pinboard lets me save tabsets!
ARROWSFORPENS: yay?
ME: and then I can reopen them in firefox, which can handle such things
ARROWSFORPENS: oh that's cool
ARROWSFORPENS: oh so I found a guy on tumblr who is basically my tumblr crush
anon: "I was watching the 2003 FMA and why aren't Ed and Winry together at the end? I don't understand. They're my OTP, I need them"
him: "So what you need to understand is that they started that anime when the manga was only half done, and they needed to come up with an ending for it. Unfortunately they hired a wet log and seven crickets to write it."
ME: hahaha
ARROWSFORPENS: hey you know what
you should change your status message xD
ME: oh man
I should
ARROWSFORPENS: this glorious day has long been awaited
</intoning>
ME: haha
ARROWSFORPENS: o_o
the sooner matt bomer shows up the better
ME: lol
ARROWSFORPENS: and this buffer is slow
ME: he certainly thinks so
ARROWSFORPENS: well he is fabulous in a suit and fedora
actually he's pretty much fabulous all the time
those eyes
ME: that's basically half the premise of this episode
ARROWSFORPENS: excellent
ARROWSFORPENS: are you reading a really good fic or are you just afk?
ME: what
oh
sorry
porn
ARROWSFORPENS: xD
uh kay whatever
ME: I mean
fic
>.>
fic
ARROWSFORPENS: hi again
i did watch the cooper episode, by the way
ME: oh, god
cooper
just thinking about him makes me want to fall over laughing
he was such a douche
a well-intentioned, sweet douche
ARROWSFORPENS: xD
I liked their 'somebody that I used to know"
ME: that was epic
ARROWSFORPENS: and he probably is the most attractive man in north america
ME: even if it did apparently inspire a bunch of incest fics :(
ARROWSFORPENS: oooooookyaayyyyy
world why
ME: to be fair, some of them i think were written based soly on the musical performance and nothing else
but
yeah
I don't even know
cooper was fucking hilarious, though
ARROWSFORPENS: he was
turn into the pose
point!
it's how I know you're talking to me
ME: :D
ARROWSFORPENS: AND TALK REALLY LOUDLY it's so intense
if his class was what made Finn think he could act then this isn't gonna go well
ME: lol
no, that was schue locking him in a room to watch saturday night fever
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