GLEE 3x12: WWMJD IS A TERRIBLE PLAN, SCHUE

[shamelessly_mkp]

ME: oh, this is the mj episode

blaine looks ridiculous

it's kind of awesome and terrible all at once

I love kurt's outfit but hate the hat

well

actually I don't even love the outfit

but it's deifnitely better

blaine's dancing style definitely fits with this though, I guess

he's got the hip ankle crossing thing down

that was hot hip movement, kurt

holy pelvic thrust blaine

oh, finn

oh, rachel

this is some intense pressure

I like the lima bean mj flashbacks

holy crap, sebastian

you're an asshat

sebastian ohmygod

oh, blaine

you didn't mean to

but you need to remember people are not all nice

....WWMJD sounds like a terrible proposition, one that ends with molestation of children and bleached skin

I really do like the implications here that sebastian is still being a sleazebag and hitting on blaine hard in front of kurt

all the time

oh my god

jackson off in a parking lot with hoodies up

oh my god

pulling the "ghetto" card?

blaine. santana. just because you do not go to prep school does not mean you are gangsta.

(yes, I know blaine suffered from this delusion when he still went to prep school) but still

who the hell can just do a sing off

it's like rival dance crews in break dance

....these confrontational stances are surprisingly sexy

oh fuck

slushy

and blaine pushed kurt out of the way

and oh god

oh god

oh god

sebastian you're such a fucking ass

and clearly at this point it;s more about hating kurt 'cause you couldn't steal his guy away and play with the shiny new toy you wanted

right in the eyes, ow

oh, kurt

artie

thank god

holy crap

I like the point about not telling him that it 'gets better'

he wants it to be better NOW

...wow, sebastian was trying to seriously hurt kurt

mike chang is fucking hot in eyeliner

'i kind of wish they wouldn't have all of these artie can walk! dance songs though

quinn! you look so grownup

....you know, rachel, I know quinn is a good person to ask and all, but she WAS obsessed with finn for awhile

quinn is suddenly not depressed?

the fuck?

quinn is being very, very smart right now

rachel doesn't want to listen though

which in some way gives some of her answer

oh, photos of beth

I knew quinn was smart

still, yale

damn, girl

oh, rachel

sadness

santanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

and kurrrrrrrrt

:D :D: :D

EVIL TEAM OF AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

...oh, sam evans

you're cheesy is what you are

...human nature should have been a kurt and blaine song

just saying

btw, loved the callback to trouty mouth in the last episode

I guess sam and mercedes' voices work better, though

also, the drama of blaine needing surgery and all

...kisses

yeah

saw that coming

kurt

baby

just open the envelope

it doesn't matter which room

HE"S A FINALLIST

OH BURT's so excited!

oh, rachel

oh, sweetheart

blaine's getting read to by kurt!

oh, blaine

being such a good boyfriend!

and yet not thinking about rachel

oh, hand holding :)

and serenading!

...wait. this song is a mj song?

I thought you've got a friend in me was from toy story

facepalm

!!!!SANTANA KICKASS MOBSTER LADY

for serious, though

I know the warblers were sweet little sheeples, but how did they go so horribly astray?

Santana is so fucking sexy oh my god

this cello solo/duet thing is awesome

those fucking boots

santana got a taped confession, diddn't she

'cause she's agoddamn fucking clever bitch of a woman and I love her for it 

...and you just turned down santana's aawesome taped confession

kurt

I see what you're saying, and I call bullshit

the writers just want to still be able to milk the sebastian angle for all it's worth

...you know, I really don't eeven know what rachel and finn talk about

they've got like, nothing in common

well, okay, glee club

but still

O.O SHE SAID YES

O.O

they're barely more than CHILDREN

warbler showdown!

smackdown, I mean!

Sent at 11:06 PM on Sunday

ME: I guess kurt did know how to pull warbler strings after dalton

Sent at 11:08 PM on Sunday