shamelessly_mkp | Jul. 22nd, 2014

Jul. 22nd, 2014

savvymavvy:

Title: It Must Be Real [UYS-verse]Authors: savvymavvy, alittledizzyRating: NC-17 / MaturePairing: Chris/Darren, Chris/Darren + Joey (non-romantic)Word Count: 30KSummary: Chris and Darren adapt to their new life, new friends, and enjoy a few new experiences… together, of course.Warnings: Daddy!kink, D/s, barebacking, non-romantic threesome, consensual slut shaming, wax play, double penetration. Additional Warnings for this chapter: Brief threesome in this one! Joey/Chris/Darren - sexual only. The only romantic relationship is Chris/Darren. Notes: Read previous stories in this series here on AO3.Thanks: Thanks to drosophilase for beta reading, and to every person who reads. We hope you enjoy this next step in their relationship.

Read here on AO3.

Chris is nervous.

He’s been on the set of Glee for a month now. He’s friendly with his castmates and some of the crew, but this is the first time he’s been invited to any sort of gathering off-set. He thinks a lot of them probably get together, but he’s younger and everyone knows it - too young to take to bars and clubs, not with such a recognizable group. This is just a party though, and Chris is invited and even gets to bring a date.

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mkp doesn’t fuck around when it comes to reading fics.

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evapukesrainbows:

I got bored and did a thing that I have to wash off

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pervocracy:

"I know you asked me not to talk about the thing. So I promised myself I’m not going to talk about the thing. I’m really not! Done talking about the thing! But oh gosh I just have to say, just this once, I just have to—THE THING THE THING THE THING. Okay, I’m done now. But before you hang up, have you considered… the thing?"

- every phone conversation with my mother

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@likearumchocolatesouffle replied to your post “WHY AM I SO TIRED”

Yes you can! Anxiety attacks are very tiring!

I am going ahead and redefining it as a panic attack even though I did not feel like I was having a heart attack or all the symptoms I’ve always heard of because the absolute terror I was feeling was v. different from the anxiety meltdowns I’ve had before and am definitely blaming it for the last two days of just being tired and sleeping because I CAN.

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derekisme:

cleaning up

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boywife19yo:

Life is pain, babygirl

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softerworld:

A Softer World: 1018

(It was all worth it!)

buy this print

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bunniesarethebest:

-batb

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a boss that has no need to get dressed. fuck that noise.

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newleasemylove:

shamelesslymkp replied to your post:MKP I GOT TO ALL YOUR BABY!BLAINE PROMPTS IN MY…

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHEN’ I STILL WANT YOU TO WRITE ACCIDENTAL BABYSITTER FIC

CACKLING

heh I meant the particular scenario you wrote my brain is still stuck on santana :DDD

oh god, I started coming up with another kladam plot bunny where Kurt and Adam had been in an ageplay relationship and Adam comes to return Kurt’s stuff and Kurt and Blaine are both in baby headspace and have done something DUMB and DANGEROUS and so he ends up giving them the scolding of their life and then there is communication and negotiation and cuteness and Kurt bratting out and Blaine being sweet and Kurt’s bigger than Blaine, ‘course he is, so there’s play with that dynamic too and uh yeah.
not that.
i’ve put much thought into it or anything.
>.>

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cvm4me:

Are you pleased, Sir?

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one of these days I’m going to be ready to start topping, and then you all are totes fucked.

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and yes, this is totally like doing actual work. >.>

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…okay, seeing as I am like two months back into your archive and have already liked over 70 posts to possibly reblog I am going to go out on a limb here and say that you are a blog I would probably like following, @malesubimagery.

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I really do wish there were more ~artistic~ kink blogs out there as I really prefer the artsy kind of photos/gifs to the straight up porn kind but lbr I suck at searching for anything that’s not fic, so if you know of any, well, sharing is caring.

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newleasemylove replied to your post “¦okay, seeing as I am like two months back into your archive and have…”

I may have to go check this out.mhmmm

allow me to encourage you

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newleasemylove replied to your post “male subs of the world, beware.”

*snort* I wanna watchhhh (or join in shh)

ugh the downside to refilling the kink portion of my queue is that I either end up seriously squicked by something or seriously hot and bothered.

I will leave it ambiguous as to which is my current complaint.

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paulinaspassions:

Bling ‘em Up!

More info on the BLOG.

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newleasemylove:

shamelesslymkp:

newleasemylove:

shamelesslymkp replied to your post:MKP I GOT TO ALL YOUR BABY!BLAINE PROMPTS IN MY…

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHEN’ I STILL WANT YOU TO WRITE ACCIDENTAL BABYSITTER FIC

CACKLING

heh I meant the particular scenario you wrote my brain is still stuck on santana :DDD

oh god, I started coming up with another kladam plot bunny where Kurt and Adam had been in an ageplay relationship and Adam comes to return Kurt’s stuff and Kurt and Blaine are both in baby headspace and have done something DUMB and DANGEROUS and so he ends up giving them the scolding of their life and then there is communication and negotiation and cuteness and Kurt bratting out and Blaine being sweet and Kurt’s bigger than Blaine, ‘course he is, so there’s play with that dynamic too and uh yeah.
not that.
i’ve put much thought into it or anything.
>.>

oh no you don’t!!!

ugh too cute stahp

"You, corner. Now."

"You can’t do that! We’re not dating anymore."

"Kurt Elizabeth Hummel, I am currently this close to taking you over my knee, dating or no. Corner. Now.

"And you. What on earth were you thinking, letting him do something so stupid? How irresponsible could you possibly -

"Hey, it’s okay. You’re pretty little right now, huh?

"You know who I am?"

" ‘dam."

"That’s right."

"you dated Kurt."

"That’s right, I did. You know what else I did for Kurt?"

"was big f’r him."

"I was." a nod. "I took care of him when he was too little to take care of himself, and he trusted me to do that. Can you trust me to do that for the both of you right now?"

a shrug.

"This is what’s going to happen: I’m going to clean this mess up. Kurt’s going to stay in that corner over there, and you’re going to stay in this corner over here, and you’re both going to think about what happened today and how badly it could have gone if I hadn’t come by. Understand?"

a nod.

"By the time I’m done cleaning all this up, I want you both able to tell me exactly what you did wrong and how much trouble you think you should be in.

"Now. Corner. You can take your bear with you, but no turning around; no talking.

"Kurt, I’m talking to you.”

a foot stomp.

"Standing in the corner is boring. All you can do s’think.”

"That’s because that’s what corner time is for. Face. Wall. Now.”

…

"Open."

"I don’t want a pacifier! Pacifiers are for babies!"

"They’re also for little boys who can’t keep quiet by themselves. Open."

"Nnnhh-hh" (shaking head, lips clamped tight.

*sigh, swat, swat.*

"Open.

"Good boy.

"Blaine, what do you think? do you need a pacifier too? Or can you keep quiet on your own like a big boy, now that Kurt’s not talking to you?

"…it’s okay if you just want the pacifier, too, sweetheart. You don’t need to need it.

"There you go. Now nose back to the corner, there’s a good boy. I’m almost done cleaning, and then we’re all going to sit down together and talk. You just do a little more thinking in the meantime, okay? That’s a love."

etc etc etc THINGS I AM NOT WRITING OKAY STOP BRAIN

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no but literally i have been trying to delete these old useless emails for over four hours now. outlook. *headdesk*

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That does not sound familiar to me, but hopefully someone will know?

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shamelesslymkp:

OH MAN I LOVE KNOWING THE FICS PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR

MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE A FIC-FINDER SIDE BLOG

EXCEPT I’D PROBABLY FAIL MEGALLY AT KEEPING UP WITH IT

AND WITH MY LUCK THEY’D ASK ABOUT FICS I’VE NEVER HEARD OF DESPITE MY READING SEEMINGLY ALL OF THE THINGS

maybe i’ll make one ANYWAY

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OH MAN I LOVE KNOWING THE FICS PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR

MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE A FIC-FINDER SIDE BLOG

EXCEPT I’D PROBABLY FAIL MEGALLY AT KEEPING UP WITH IT

AND WITH MY LUCK THEY’D ASK ABOUT FICS I’VE NEVER HEARD OF DESPITE MY READING SEEMINGLY ALL OF THE THINGS

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LITERALLLY. STILL DELETING EMAILS. OR RATHER, TRYING TO.

OUTLOOK KEEPS FREEZING.

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pixalry:

Le Dragon Noir - Created by Sandra Chiem

You can also purchase this as a print at the Artist’s Shop.

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newleasemylove replied to your post “OH MAN I LOVE KNOWING THE FICS PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR MAYBE I SHOULD…”

Seriously every time anyone on my dash is asking for a fic you are there in the replies it makes me grin

MKP THE FIC-FAIRY TO THE RESCUE!

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is there a klaine fic you’re itching to re-read, but you can’t remember the title or author for the life of you? need some help finding it?

send me an ask!

I don’t guarantee that I’ll know it, but I’ve got a pretty good track record - and even if I don’t know it, I might well be able to find it.

I will also take asks for other glee fics and such fandoms as glee RPF (crisscolfer), stargate atlantis (mcshep & gen), bandom RPF (kink focused), star trek AOS (kirk/spock, kirk/bones, kirk gen, lady-focused fic), oh, and whatever other fandoms I read, with the caveat I’m much more likely to know the answer to a klaine request.

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i guess on the plus side, i don’t have to feel guilty about fucking around on tumblr.

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i cannot believe i’m still fighting with outlook. this is going on six hours now.

o.O

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okay technically i’m still supposedly working for another two and a half hours but i feel headachy and on the verge of tears and i am making the unilateral decision that it is ~okay~ for me to go take a nap and deal with shit later.

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shamelesslymkp:

okay technically i’m still supposedly working for another two and a half hours but i feel headachy and on the verge of tears and i am making the unilateral decision that it is ~okay~ for me to go take a nap and deal with shit later.

it is later. why do i not feel better.

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I’d totally fire me. I suck at my job. can I quit being an adult now?

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guys have you happened to notice if like. i’ve been trending downward over the past few months
because i am a little worried about the sheer number of bad days i seem to be having.

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petition for ideation to count as an illness-it-is-permissable-to-miss-work-for.

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i am thinking of trying to make an urgent care psych appt
but maybe i should wait and see how i feel tomorrow

mornings are always better

i shouldnt take time off work this week anyhow
there’s too much to do

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possibly this is all just a result of trying to deal with the consequences of my recent series of irresponsible and selfishly lazy actions! I am more than capable of manufacturing excuses for myself!

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i do not have the spoons to make an appointment right now as is i’m likely to start crying or accidentally say shit that gets people saying things like ‘er’ and ‘inpatient’ etc etc and i do not want to deal with walking the fine line of using the right buzzwords to get an urgent appointment without tipping over into the them trying to bulldoze me into calling 911.

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