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Oct. 4th, 2014
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“Look, I get that Kurt is, like, the palest twink that launched a thousand ships or whatever,” Santana says. “I mean, if I was going to try out my strap-on with a dude who’d actually appreciate it, I’d definitely consider Hummel.” Blaine’s mind whites out a little from that mental image. He lies back on the bed and tries to think of un-arousing things, like Cooper. “But my point is that Kurt loves you,” Santana says, arching an eyebrow. “For whatever fucking reason, because you are pathetic and tiny. My guess is you probably give really good head.” “I do,” Blaine says, nodding emphatically. “I give great head.”!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, fandom:happyendings, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel, pairing:max.blum/grant, ~author:miss_begonia, .shouldalreadybetagged, genre:crossover, crossover:stealth
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“Look, I get that Kurt is, like, the palest twink that launched a thousand ships or whatever,” Santana says. “I mean, if I was going to try out my strap-on with a dude who’d actually appreciate it, I’d definitely consider Hummel.” Blaine’s mind whites out a little from that mental image. He lies back on the bed and tries to think of un-arousing things, like Cooper. “But my point is that Kurt loves you,” Santana says, arching an eyebrow. “For whatever fucking reason, because you are pathetic and tiny. My guess is you probably give really good head.” “I do,” Blaine says, nodding emphatically. “I give great head.”!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, fandom:happyendings, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel, pairing:max.blum/grant, ~author:miss_begonia, .shouldalreadybetagged, genre:crossover, crossover:stealth
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bleviee:
clockworkreveur:
Aaaahhhh!!!! Both my Harry crushes in one post, with a side of Joe’s abs! Happy technically three hours belated birthday to ME!
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clockworkreveur:
Aaaahhhh!!!! Both my Harry crushes in one post, with a side of Joe’s abs! Happy technically three hours belated birthday to ME!
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imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector
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youmakeme-perfect:
Thank you, emergency kitten. You made me smile when I was feeling sad.
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Thank you, emergency kitten. You made me smile when I was feeling sad.
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Summary: Prompted by likearumchocolatesouffle, who suggested crossdressing, and perfectanomaly who suggested accidental crossdressing. <blockquote> It starts with a sweater vest. The first time Kurt sees it, it’s worn in a very flattering ensemble and Blaine’s singing to him, upbeat and well meant encouragement to spread his wings and take a chance. When they get back to Blaine’s, Kurt’s more focused on getting Blaine out of it than analyzing it. It’s not until they get dressed again, sweater vest included, that Kurt really takes note of the cut and shape — very flattering and slimming and making Blaine look generally tiny. “Blaine, is that from the womens department?” Blaine looks down and frowns, “I don’t think so?” “I’d never judge, you know I think fashion has no gender.” “No, I know. I just don’t think…?” Kurt goes behind Blaine and flips down the collar, ignoring Blaine’s little protest, and examines the label. It doesn’t really give any clues. Kurt kisses the back of Blaine’s neck in apology for stretching the weave and turns back toward the door. “Come on, we’ll be late for Friday night dinner.”</blockquote>!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:explicit, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel, ~author:judearaya, genre:porn, kink:crossdressing, kink:breath!play, kink:rimming
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Summary: Prompted by likearumchocolatesouffle, who suggested crossdressing, and perfectanomaly who suggested accidental crossdressing. <blockquote> It starts with a sweater vest. The first time Kurt sees it, it’s worn in a very flattering ensemble and Blaine’s singing to him, upbeat and well meant encouragement to spread his wings and take a chance. When they get back to Blaine’s, Kurt’s more focused on getting Blaine out of it than analyzing it. It’s not until they get dressed again, sweater vest included, that Kurt really takes note of the cut and shape — very flattering and slimming and making Blaine look generally tiny. “Blaine, is that from the womens department?” Blaine looks down and frowns, “I don’t think so?” “I’d never judge, you know I think fashion has no gender.” “No, I know. I just don’t think…?” Kurt goes behind Blaine and flips down the collar, ignoring Blaine’s little protest, and examines the label. It doesn’t really give any clues. Kurt kisses the back of Blaine’s neck in apology for stretching the weave and turns back toward the door. “Come on, we’ll be late for Friday night dinner.”</blockquote>!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:explicit, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel, ~author:judearaya, genre:porn, kink:crossdressing, kink:breath!play, kink:rimming
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“Every decision echos upward. Every choice you could possibly make, every branch of eventuality. That’s what watchers see - probability. That’s why our visions are so fleeting. The future never changes - decisions just tell us which branch off the path a person will actually take. The good watchers can see more than a few hours into the paths, navigate them, follow the decisions to the inevitable conclusion of the probability. Some can see days - years - into the future.” The future is a game of chance. Nick’s always been a gambler.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:push, rating:mature, pairing:http://ift.tt/1qXmkJq, ~author:sevenfoxes, genre:au, warning:other/unspecified
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“Every decision echos upward. Every choice you could possibly make, every branch of eventuality. That’s what watchers see - probability. That’s why our visions are so fleeting. The future never changes - decisions just tell us which branch off the path a person will actually take. The good watchers can see more than a few hours into the paths, navigate them, follow the decisions to the inevitable conclusion of the probability. Some can see days - years - into the future.” The future is a game of chance. Nick’s always been a gambler.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:push, rating:mature, pairing:http://ift.tt/1qXmkJq, ~author:sevenfoxes, genre:au, warning:other/unspecified
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liannarana:
If somebody anybody could please delivery this cutie to me! Gosh 😩🐶
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If somebody anybody could please delivery this cutie to me! Gosh 😩🐶
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“People joked about them being one person in two bodies, and although it sounded far-fetched, that was often how they felt about themselves. They were too quintessentially important to each other to be separate for any decent length of time.” Fitzsimmons can’t decide whether they should remain on the team after the events of “The Asset.”!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:agentsofs.h.i.e.l.d., rating:generalaudiences, pairing:leo.fitz.&.jemma.simmons, ~author:heartsvillemonarch, genre:gen, genre:episode-tag/missing-scene, season/series-one
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“People joked about them being one person in two bodies, and although it sounded far-fetched, that was often how they felt about themselves. They were too quintessentially important to each other to be separate for any decent length of time.” Fitzsimmons can’t decide whether they should remain on the team after the events of “The Asset.”!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:agentsofs.h.i.e.l.d., rating:generalaudiences, pairing:leo.fitz.&.jemma.simmons, ~author:heartsvillemonarch, genre:gen, genre:episode-tag/missing-scene, season/series-one
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Chris gets propositioned in the bathroom and ends up making out with Darren. It made sense at the time. Spoilers for 2011 Golden Globe Awards.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:gleerpf, fandom:actorrpf, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:chris.colfer/darren.criss, ~author:sperrywink, adorable
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Chris gets propositioned in the bathroom and ends up making out with Darren. It made sense at the time. Spoilers for 2011 Golden Globe Awards.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:gleerpf, fandom:actorrpf, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:chris.colfer/darren.criss, ~author:sperrywink, adorable
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Set over episode 4x10 “Glee Actually”. There’s little about Christmas this year that Kurt would choose. That’s not necessarily a bad thing. (This is set within the same canon-based arc as In the World of Silence, but it should stand alone just fine.) // oh this fic hurt it hurt so much future!mkp don’t read this if you’re not in a good place because you will be sad.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:explicit, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel, ~author:misqueue, note:series, series/universe:glee/architectsoflife, season/series-four, genre:episode-tag/missing-scene, heartbreaking, so-real-it-hurts, warning:other/unspecified
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Set over episode 4x10 “Glee Actually”. There’s little about Christmas this year that Kurt would choose. That’s not necessarily a bad thing. (This is set within the same canon-based arc as In the World of Silence, but it should stand alone just fine.) // oh this fic hurt it hurt so much future!mkp don’t read this if you’re not in a good place because you will be sad.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:explicit, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel, ~author:misqueue, note:series, series/universe:glee/architectsoflife, season/series-four, genre:episode-tag/missing-scene, heartbreaking, so-real-it-hurts, warning:other/unspecified
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Kurt had honestly forgotten Finn stole his phone to play b’loons before dinner started. He’s laughing at the look on Dad’s face and he’ll never be able to remember what Carole said that was so funny, and Finn asks, “Hey, dude, who’s Trevor? He a Warbler or somethin’? You called him, like, a million times.”!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:generalaudiences, pairing:carole.hudson/burt.hummel, pairing:rachel.berry/finn.hudson, pairing:kurt.hummel/blaine.anderson, ~author:tigriswolf, note:drabble/ficlet, .shouldalreadybetagged, season/series-two, warning:suicide/suicidal-ideation, genre:gen, heartbreaking
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Kurt had honestly forgotten Finn stole his phone to play b’loons before dinner started. He’s laughing at the look on Dad’s face and he’ll never be able to remember what Carole said that was so funny, and Finn asks, “Hey, dude, who’s Trevor? He a Warbler or somethin’? You called him, like, a million times.”!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:generalaudiences, pairing:carole.hudson/burt.hummel, pairing:rachel.berry/finn.hudson, pairing:kurt.hummel/blaine.anderson, ~author:tigriswolf, note:drabble/ficlet, .shouldalreadybetagged, season/series-two, warning:suicide/suicidal-ideation, genre:gen, heartbreaking
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“Did you think I sat around and tried to solve the Riemann hypothesis in my free time?”!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:criminalminds, fandom:ncis, fandom:numb3rs, fandom:csi:crimesceneinvestigation, fandom:bones, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:gen.-.relationship, pairing:http://ift.tt/1s72Kqd, pairing:jj.jareau/will.lamontagne, ~author:jujuberry136, entertaining, genre:crossover
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“Did you think I sat around and tried to solve the Riemann hypothesis in my free time?”!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:criminalminds, fandom:ncis, fandom:numb3rs, fandom:csi:crimesceneinvestigation, fandom:bones, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:gen.-.relationship, pairing:http://ift.tt/1s72Kqd, pairing:jj.jareau/will.lamontagne, ~author:jujuberry136, entertaining, genre:crossover
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After getting his rejection from NYADA, Kurt can’t talk about it. Blaine doesn’t need him to. Set after “In the World of Silence” around 3x22 “Goodbye”, and continuing the conceit of following the development of Kurt & Blaine’s relationship through the lens of their sexual relationship.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:explicit, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel, ~author:misqueue, note:series, series/universe:glee/architectsoflife, genre:episode-tag/missing-scene, season/series-three, heartbreaking, sweet, genre:porn
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After getting his rejection from NYADA, Kurt can’t talk about it. Blaine doesn’t need him to. Set after “In the World of Silence” around 3x22 “Goodbye”, and continuing the conceit of following the development of Kurt & Blaine’s relationship through the lens of their sexual relationship.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:glee, rating:explicit, pairing:blaine.anderson/kurt.hummel, ~author:misqueue, note:series, series/universe:glee/architectsoflife, genre:episode-tag/missing-scene, season/series-three, heartbreaking, sweet, genre:porn
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Only two things in life are certain: death and taxes. The anthropomorphic personification of one meets the man behind the other.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:discworld-terrypratchett, rating:teenandupaudiences, ~author:nomadicwriter
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Only two things in life are certain: death and taxes. The anthropomorphic personification of one meets the man behind the other.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:discworld-terrypratchett, rating:teenandupaudiences, ~author:nomadicwriter
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"Henry brought me to Storybrooke to bring back the happy endings. My job’s not done until I do that for everyone. I n c l u d i n g y o u.”
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He slopped over to the creek and sunk his hand in fast enough so that when he turned back toward Maleficent, she had enough time to say, “No, you wouldn’t.” Before he hefted a glob of particularly blobby mud at her pretty head.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:maleficent, fandom:sleepingbeauty, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:diaval.&.maleficent, pairing:diaval/maleficent, ~author:ambrosia
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He slopped over to the creek and sunk his hand in fast enough so that when he turned back toward Maleficent, she had enough time to say, “No, you wouldn’t.” Before he hefted a glob of particularly blobby mud at her pretty head.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:maleficent, fandom:sleepingbeauty, rating:teenandupaudiences, pairing:diaval.&.maleficent, pairing:diaval/maleficent, ~author:ambrosia
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This super useful generator can help give your character interesting habits and quirks.
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