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shamelessly_mkpsixtyforty:
Don’t accidentally buy silicone based lubricant instead of water based because it doesn’t wash off very easily and if you touch anything it will spread exponentially like self replicating nanotechnology and by the time we all wake up in the morning there will be no friction left on the planet. If you glide off your bed into space, don’t say I didn’t warn you, asshole.
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Don’t accidentally buy silicone based lubricant instead of water based because it doesn’t wash off very easily and if you touch anything it will spread exponentially like self replicating nanotechnology and by the time we all wake up in the morning there will be no friction left on the planet. If you glide off your bed into space, don’t say I didn’t warn you, asshole.
via:Tumblr http://shamelesslymkp.tumblr.com/post/72438467778
