Glee 3x02: ALSO KNOWN AS OH DEAR GOD WHAT?

[shamelessly_mkp]

11/6/2011:

me: ...I'm watching the second episode of glee's season three

6:15 PM oh my god

  the crazy ambassador's daughter

  shelby, you bitch

  if you wanted to make things better, you should just stay the fuck a way

6:16 PM Kate: yeahhhhhhh

  it gets better

6:19 PM me: wow, brittany managed to out-flamboy kurt

  that's impressive

 Kate: ayep

 me: shelby's being a bitch to quinn

6:20 PM and everytime blaine comes on screen I want to shake him and ask him what the hell he's wearing

 Kate: so it's going as well as usual, then?

6:21 PM me: I really want quinn to haul off and punch shelby

6:23 PM ...wait

  they made blaine a year YOUNGER than kurt?

 Kate: I want quinn to grow the frak up and stop being a selfish narrowminded bitch

  yup

 me: but

  but

  headdesk

 Kate: apparently there can never be too much Darren Criss

 me: apparently

6:24 PM next thing you know they're going to change the location of westerville again

 

6:33 PM ...Kurt does realize that when auditioning for a male role, singing a male song is a better idea

  right?

 Kate: he might have been fed a steady diet of "Be Yourself" a bit too long in this delicate formative time

 me: I mean, not that this isn't a good song for him

  but uh

  yeah

6:34 PM so let me guess, Blaine's going to get the role of Tony

  and there will be conflict

  

6:38 PM Kate: more drama than any high school has seen since The Lying Games

 me: oh.dear.god.

6:39 PM Kurt's masculine energy

  what

  I can't even

  this is really painful to watch

6:40 PM incredibly painful

6:44 PM Kate: things we cannot unsee

 me: oh, rachel. your classism is showing,

6:45 PM oh, burt. you are awesome.

  this slowmo dancing thing is getting old, though

 me: holy crap it's quinn again!

  

  quinn is again blonde and dressed in virginal white

6:49 PM Kate: yup

  she'd make a good PR rep

6:50 PM me: oh thank god

  Blaine's not wearing a bowtie

  for once

 Kate: bowties are cool!

 me: not with polo shirts

6:51 PM Kate: your doctor said so

  xD no, not with polo shirts

6:52 PM me: still scarily hipster