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The Dwarf Cast - Blunt the Knives

Blunt the knives and bend the forks!Smash the bottles and burn the corks!Chip the glasses and crack the plates!That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates -Cut the cloth and tread the fat!Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!Pour the milk on the pantry floor!Splash the wine on every door!Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;Pound them up with a thumping pole;And when you’ve finished, if they are whole,Send them down the hall to roll!That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!

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