shame is for other people

AU: in which Brittany is a superhero who is (far too) concerned about her girlfriend’s safety

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I still really want the story/novel/movie where this is somebody’s meet-cute.

Like person 1 (substitute teacher) meets person 2 (sub as in lifestyle) at a bar and p1 is like, “Oh my god, why am I a sub, no one ever listens to anything I tell them to do.”

And P2 is like, “Uh, haha, that’s kind of in the job description? But no, really, if someone isn’t respecting your boundaries there are people you can and should talk to—”

"Yeah…I know there are systems in place. But everywhere’s different, you know? And they can tell, one wrong word and it’s blood in the water."

"Shit, where the hell are you going? If you’re walking into situations not feeling safe—”

"Oh no, I feel safe, that’s not a problem. There’s plenty of security. Also most of the time they’re smaller than me, which, like, I could take ‘em."

"…okay, but like. Are you getting what you need out of it?"

"A decent paycheck and the option to say no whenever I like? Pretty much, yeah. Plus some days are definitely easier than others—Monday I only had ten in a room."

"TEN?"

"Yeah. Seven boys and three girls, which tells you something about gender inequality still being a thing seeing as this was a fairly high level class."

"Oh, so this was a class, okay. So like more than one sub in the room.”

"…No, why would they need more than one sub? Like I said, there were only ten."

"Jesus Christ. …I bet you were sore the next morning."

"Eh, my voice was a little hoarse. I kept having to shout, they wouldn’t stop talking long enough to get to work."

"…Damn."

(And this goes on and on until one of them finally clues in, and then they fight CRIME)

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noodletothedoodle:

redblooperstuff:

thelikeablepony:

dont-mind-me-but-i:

aishishiii:

Uhm… whatever, just an idea, related to the com-share idea Ouro posted x’D

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This is a really good idea.

I like this idea! Someone get to it!

holy crap this sounds like a really great idea!

YESYESYES

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mustangscullaaay:

someone please be awake and laugh about this with me

daja falls for a girl who turns out to be straight and briar’s having a douche day and laughs at her and so she just decks him and gives him a black eye and rosethorn visits the next day and is like ‘HOW DID YOU GET HURT TELL ME AND I’LL SKIN THEM UNLESS IT WAS YOUR FAULT’ and he tells her and she just laughs at him for 25 minutes without stopping and gives daja the emelan equivalent of a fistbump when she walks in and blatantly refuses to give him any of her bruise cream which he wasn’t even going to ask for because he can make his own, thank you, but jeez, rosethorn, thanks for letting me know how much you care when i’m in pain, and she just stops laughing at him never

daja meets a lady friend because she’s one of briar’s ~*~midnight paramours~*~ and she gets to know daja the morning after over a strong cup of trader tea (the girl’s done business with them before and loves its flavor so they bond) and is like, sorry briar, i met someone, and he’s like, WHO, and she’s like, your roommate, and he’s like DAJA THAT’S NOT FAIR YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SO HOT and she’s like, all’s fair in love and war buddy, and takes the girl by the elbow to have a lovely stroll through the market and talk about magic and their lives and make out adorably

and rosethorn finds out because briar is sulking in the garden and making the plants upset and she laughs even harder this time because she’s probably been at least one of the female components of this equation before and so she knows how it works and of course she tells lark who thinks it’s the greatest story she’s ever heard and they both give daja the emelan equivalent of a fistbump the next time they see her

the end

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No… No. That’s not right…

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sailorsenshiharuka:

what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like

"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"

and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes

"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"

and then in the aftermath someone’s like

"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"

and it just keeps going through the whole movie

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khoshekhs:

you know how the central relationship in all action movies seems to be two tough dudes bro-ing it out? well that’s boring. here are some alternatives:

two tough chicks bro-ing it out

younger woman and older woman who develop a mother-daughter relationship. also kill people

triplets.

triplet HACKERS

a girl, her father, and her father’s scandalously young gay lover. (all of whom are assassins)

younger woman and older woman who totally get it on bow chicka bow wow. also kill people

sisters, one on a suicidal rescue mission for the other

two lady-spies who try to honeypot each other

a teenage girl with mysterious powers, and her two boyfriends

a middle-aged ex secret service couple suddenly called upon to SERVE THEIR COUNTRY

platonic male-female friends who kick ass together and love and depend each other. but no hetero

lesbian mercenaries

asexual husband-wife duo. they kill their enemies without mercy and cuddle in pools of their blood

all-women gang of international thieves. based in hong-kong

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michaelmidnight:

flwrshaveissuestoo:

catbountry:

rifa:

princessprincessa:

Be all like, “I have a fiction paper due and I wanna be on Ernest Hemingway’s level.”

SCREECHES

Eyyyyyyy.

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

I want this!!!

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turntechtimelady:

gredandforge-weasley:

a casual story of a lady pirate who rules the seas with the help of her mermaid girlfriend who she takes on dates with the money she steals

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samaeloliver:

SPECIAL INTEREST SATURDAY: Therapy hat! :D

My special interest is the beautifully ambiguous “making things.” Unfortunately because of my misadventures yesterday I wasn’t as patient + enthusiastic as I would have hoped to be with my project today, but it still got done and I’m very happy with it!

Today’s project was what I call my “therapy hat.” I’ve also referred to it as my “autism hat” and “overstimulated hat” but I wanted to be inclusive of non-spectrum people who could benefit from it. Here are its features:

1. soft as hellI don’t need to go into how soft this thing is, yall have seen more than one post dedicated to my obsession with soft things ahaha. 

2. scentsy PawsI put a little pocket into the bottom of each of the paws (pictured above!), right now I have a bag of my favorite tea (madagascar vanilla red) in one and I plan to put some basil (wrapped in gauze) in the other, basil is the most calming smell ever to me I can’t even describe. The pockets are in the perfect place to breathe in the smell when you need to relax. 

3. ear plug pocketa little pocket in the hood to hold ear plugs, perfectly accessible in times of need (unfortunately mine haven’t come in the mail yet… they’re due friday!)

4. huge soft pocketsthese go almost up to my elbows! It’s a sensory dream, and when my hands aren’t in them, they’re big enough to hold all the stim toys an autie could ask for. 

5. doubles as a scarffor warmth, I guess… but mostly for COMPLETE SENSORY BLISS

6. also cute as hellsoothing colors, cute bear ears, and coming soon— lots of pretty punk patches! (I’ve already got one ready to sew on!)

hope yall like it! I’m thinking of making them available on etsy, but idk if I could keep up with it, we’ll see I guess!

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