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“I always wanted the reboot of Ghostbusters to be four girl-ghostbusters. Like, four normal, plucky women living in New York City searching for Mr. Right and trying to find jobs — but who also bust ghosts. I’m not an idiot, though. I know the demographic for Ghostbusters is teenage boys, and I know they would kill themselves if two ghostbusters had a makeover at Sephora. I just have always wanted to see a cool girl having her first kiss with a guy she’s had a crush on, and then have to excuse herself to go trap the pissed-off ghosts of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire or something. In my imagination, I am, of course, one of the ghostbusters, with the likes of say, Emily Blunt, Taraji Henson, and Natalie Portman. Even if I’m not the ringleader, I’m definitely the one who gets to say “I ain’t afraid a no ghost.” At least the first time.”
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Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)

I would watch the fuck out of this.

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angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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schmergo:

I want a movie about a kid who just so happens to be born a Classic Gothic Hero, but in modern day. His name would be like Byron Dangerfield or something.

Whenever he has EMOTIONS, there are claps of thunder and lightning. Every time he leans against a piece of furniture, it turns out to open a secret passageway leading to some dark secret, until eventually he’s just like “REALLY, GUYS?” All bad dreams are prophetic, even if it’s just that Starbucks will be out of pumpkin spice syrup the next day. Every girl he talks to swoons a lot and has a tyrannical heavy-browed father who are all played by the same actor. Ravens flock around him.

There are inexplicably paintings with moving eyes and moving suits of armor everywhere he goes, even McDonalds. Every time he moves to a new apartment, there is ALWAYS a screaming woman chained up in the room above his, and she invariably sets the place on fire. He’s so over it.

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I still really want the story/novel/movie where this is somebody’s meet-cute.

Like person 1 (substitute teacher) meets person 2 (sub as in lifestyle) at a bar and p1 is like, “Oh my god, why am I a sub, no one ever listens to anything I tell them to do.”

And P2 is like, “Uh, haha, that’s kind of in the job description? But no, really, if someone isn’t respecting your boundaries there are people you can and should talk to—”

"Yeah…I know there are systems in place. But everywhere’s different, you know? And they can tell, one wrong word and it’s blood in the water."

"Shit, where the hell are you going? If you’re walking into situations not feeling safe—”

"Oh no, I feel safe, that’s not a problem. There’s plenty of security. Also most of the time they’re smaller than me, which, like, I could take ‘em."

"…okay, but like. Are you getting what you need out of it?"

"A decent paycheck and the option to say no whenever I like? Pretty much, yeah. Plus some days are definitely easier than others—Monday I only had ten in a room."

"TEN?"

"Yeah. Seven boys and three girls, which tells you something about gender inequality still being a thing seeing as this was a fairly high level class."

"Oh, so this was a class, okay. So like more than one sub in the room.”

"…No, why would they need more than one sub? Like I said, there were only ten."

"Jesus Christ. …I bet you were sore the next morning."

"Eh, my voice was a little hoarse. I kept having to shout, they wouldn’t stop talking long enough to get to work."

"…Damn."

(And this goes on and on until one of them finally clues in, and then they fight CRIME)

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lalondes:

tv show idea: “breaking good”

a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science

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rudycooper:

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

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Entries tagged with i'd watch it

"I always wanted the reboot of Ghostbusters to be four girl-ghostbusters. Like, four normal, plucky.

angryseawitch: screamingcrawfish: a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks...

schmergo: I want a movie about a kid who just so happens to be born a Classic Gothic Hero, but in...

I know what you're referring to with your "adventures in subbing" tag but still heh submissive heh

lalondes: tv show idea: “breaking good”

rudycooper: what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight...

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