shame is for other people

joy-to-the-web:

i-effed-it-all-up:

i-effed-it-all-up:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can i make it any more heteronormative

he was a punk, she did ballet

why couldnt they be gay

He wanted girls, she’d never tell,
But secretly she wanted girls as well

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inserthumourousnesshere:

i-found-you-justine-time:

Now I’m standing in Glee club, paying tribute to Whitney Houston, minding my own business.

In storms my boyfriend, Blaine, in a jealous rage. 

YOU’VE BEEN TEXTING THE MUSIC STORE GUY!

He says.

He was crazy.

And he kept on screaming,

YOU’VE BEEN TEXTING THE MUSIC STORE GUY!

And then I took him to couple’s counseling.

And then we had make up sex.

We had make up sex ten times. 

He had me coming, 

He had me coming,

He had me coming all night loooong

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YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite

YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired

OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA collection of politely worded love letters.

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gleefulfan:

he was a boy, she was a girl, could i make it anymore heteronormative

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captainsway:

She said ‘I really can’t stay’

And he said ‘baby, it’s cold outside let me lend you a jacket and give you a ride home’ because he wasn’t a fucking creep

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