Jul. 9th, 2014

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His username is WillSherrod? His password is also WillSherrod?

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in honor of July apparently being “Heterosexual Awareness Month” today is now June 32nd. Yesterday was June 31st and next week it will be June 39th July no longer exists, sorry i dont make the rules

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MD Lab: Hello, yes, is the CDC 

CDC: Uh, yes. 

MD Lab: Listen, I don’t want to alarm you, but we found some small pox this morning. 

CDC: Wait— wait what? You found smallpox. Like a person infected with smallpox? How and what. 

MD Lab: No, no, no. Not a person. Just a vial of it. Well, Carl found it. Erm, a few vials. Multiple vials of smallpox are in play here. 

CDC: I’m trying to get past the “found” smallpox here. How do you “find an eradicated disease 

MD Lab: Yes, Carl found it. He was cleaning out an old storage room and he discovered a literal box of smallpox. We assume it’s been there for a while. Honestly, I didn’t even know that room existed until we found it while moving some cabinets the other wee— 

CDC: Is the threat contained? Did Carl follow your lab’s procedure on discovering potentially hazardous material? 

MD Lab: Erm. He sorta just…chucked it onto my desk. But it didn’t break! 

CDC: You’re telling me a lab worker threw a box of smallpox at you. 

Carl? What? No, he’s Bill in accounts’ son. He’s been cleaning here all summer

CDC: ….ffs. Who runs this lab 

MD Lab: …uhhhh, the FDA. 

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i can’t begin to let you know just what i’m feeling—based off of this prompt: Blaine is bipolar, and it’s the first time Kurt’s seen him in a manic phase.

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Kurt’s woken, strangely, by the sound of a pencil scratching against paper. At first he burrows into the sheets with a groan, drawing them up over his shoulders as he tries to drown the noise out. When that doesn’t work he sits up instead, rubbing his hands over his eyes as he forces them to focus.

The windows are still dark, and when Kurt looks down at his nightstand the numbers on his clock read 3:07. So it must be 3:07 in the morning. But why—?

The sheets rustle as Kurt turns, sees the stooped outline of a dark head of messy curls at the foot of the bed illuminated by the blue-white glow of an LED flashlight, probably the one that Blaine keeps in his nightstand drawer. Something in Kurt loosens, then, something like relief; he hadn’t even been aware that he’d been tense and on edge until he’d discovered the source of the noise.

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this fic. the depiction of mania. even from - no, maybe especially from an outside pov - just so real and i could *feel* it, the dizzying energy of it that blaine was riding
I think this is maybe one of 10 bipolar fics i’ve ever read, and it’s one of the best. and it means so much to see this side of it represented as well.
I found the end a little abrupt, mostly because the rest of it was so smooth. I also think Blaine’s unlikely to have had an episode so soon after going off his meds, although ~brains~ so you never know.
Regardless - so real it hurts, in that good, happy kind of way.

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judearaya:

anyone familiar with the University of Chicago  campus who can help me out?

Can anyone signal boost this for me?

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huffingtonpost:

'Columbusing': when white people think they discovered something they didn't

Want more examples of ‘Columbusing?’ watch the full video here.

(Source: College Humor)

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STEP THREE: Profit
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kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!

use a red lipstick covering the outlines

pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder

pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer

use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.

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we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

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This is an ultimate masterlist of many, many resources that could be helpful for writers/roleplayers.

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Improve Your Writing Habits Now

5 Ways to Add Sparkle to Your Writing

Getting Over Roleplaying Insecurities

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Why the Right Word Choices Result in Better Writing

4 Ways To Have Confidence in Your Writing

Writing Better Than You Normally Do

How’s My Driving?

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A Description Resource

55 Words to Describe Someones Voice

Describing Skin Colors

Describing a Person: Adding Details

Emotions Vocabulary

90 Words For ‘Looks’

Be More Descriptive

Describe a Character’s Look Well

100 Words for Facial Expressions

To Show and Not To Tell

Words to Describe Facial Expressions

Describing Clothes

List of Actions

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Writing Help for Writers

Ultimate Writing Resource List

Lots of RP Guides

Online Writing Resources

List of Websites to Help You Focus

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Helpful Links for Writing Help

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Mental Ilnesses/Disorders Guides

8 Words You Should Avoid While Writing

  Body Language

Body Language Cheat

Body Language Reference Cheat

Tips for Writers: Body Language

Types of Crying

Body Language: Mirroring

Grammar/Vocabulary

Words Instead of Walk (2)

Commonly Confused Adjectives

A Guide on Punctuation

Common Writing Mistakes

25 Synoms for ‘Expession’

How to: Avoid Misusing Variations of Words

Words to Keep Inside Your Pocket

The 13 Trickiest Grammar Hang-Ups

Other Ways to Say..

Proofreading

300+ Sophiscated and Underused Words

List of Misused Words

Words for Sex

100 Beautiful and Ugly Words

Words to Use More Often

Alternatives for ‘Smile’ or ‘Laugh’

Three Self Editing Tips

Words to Use Instead of ‘Walk’, ‘Said’, ‘Happy’ and ‘Sad’

Synonyms for Common Words

Alternatives for ‘Smile’

Transitional Words

The Many Faces and Meanings of ‘Said’

Synonyms for ‘Wrote’

A Case Of She Said, She Said

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Writing an IC Sample Without Escaping From the Bio

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Bio Formats (2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

Little Things You Can Add To Your Bios

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Titles

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Last Names  (2, 3, 4)

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Jung’s 16 Personality Types

Underused Character Personalities

Birth-Order: Personality Traits

The Difference Between Personality and Behavior

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16 Character Traits

Underused Personalities

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+130 Quotes

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Your Character Is A Sue, Not Just A Mary Or Gary

Not Writing A Mary Sue

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46 Interesting Gif Chat Starters

Ideas for Gif Chat Starters

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Martha’s Vineyard Job Masterlist

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Top 50 Places for Starters

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101 Date Ideas

68 Date Ideas

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Character Development Questionaire

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100 Pt. Questionaire

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Get To Know Your Characters

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Synonyms for Love

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A Guide to Language in Smut

Domination and Submission

Making Love

A Smut Guide

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How to: Write a Kiss (2)

Different Types of Kisses

Writing Out the First Kiss

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Eight Unique Plot Ideas

Plot Twists

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Guide to Plotting

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Everything You Need to Know Abut the 20’s

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Primary Sources on Ancient Civilizations

How to: Play the Greek Goddess ‘Harmonia’

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