noahwayout:
May. 15th, 2014 06:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shamelessly_mkpnoahwayout:
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANIZED THEM.”“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”“I NEED THEM”“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
i think i just died.
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“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANIZED THEM.”“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”“I NEED THEM”“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
i think i just died.
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